ALL THE INFORMATION IS ON THE TASK. a taskmaster sentence meme. edited for clarity. feel free to change pronouns if you want!
i'm not going against her. she's a wizard.
that ... shouldn't even be a sentence.
please don't take this away from me.
the obvious thing to me was to let the bird fly.
that's exactly what a serial killer would say.
if i had that many diamonds, i wouldn't be here.
one thing you can't take away from me is that i had an absolutely lovely day.
all primary school teachers are the scum of the earth.
i was told to trust my instincts but my instincts are telling me to squeak like a bat.
i think star wars was filmed on a doorbell camera.
my telephone? that's personal to me?
you fucking mean to tell me that i stood, sweating, on one leg for twenty minutes?
there's a creature on me!
shall we stay a bit calm?
how close to death are you?
nice to know i'll never find love ... and to be reminded that the line stops with me.
i drink wine out of a petrol station. i shop in zara. i'm a basic bitch.
someone's been kicked out of the queen fan club!
i got hit by a football when i was nine.
i haven't been harnessed in ... months.
she's not dead, but it's no life, the way she is at the moment.
i've written off what you have in your mind as fair.
a four-slice toaster. someone's doing well.
if i can't see you, it's hiding.
