Eurydice Jones and her Ancient Tomes

any prns anti-capitalism, pro-people aphrodite and hestia devotee

[eurydicejones]

im doing a new intro post bc im a new woman now

my name is leonora or nora or any variation of eurydice idc. i use she/they mostly but idrc gender is fake.

i am 18+ thats all ur getting out of me

this blog is basically just. anything im interested in. mostly pagan and witchcraft stuff mostly pagan stuff but like. i also like art and memes and social reform and revolution and musicians and whatever. my fanfiction blog is @eurydicejones-butfanfiction

i am a devotee of aphrodite and hestia, a maybe devotee of hephaestus. like one foot in general worshipper and the other in devotee yk how it is. and a worshipper of hekate. and a practicing witch.

i also have autism which is baller and also i have chronic pain because of connective tissue disorder which is not. very. baller.

anyways thx guys loves!!!

[rocky-the-eridian-official-real]

<Rocky become enemy of the state.>

[eurydicejones]

i investigate ONE FUCKING TERF BLOG and now i got neonazis in my feed I BLOCKED HER. I BLOCKED EVERYONE. get away from me.

[natalieironside]

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

[dubiousmints]

Coughing bomb vs hydrogen baby

[sacred-portal]

[eurydicejones]

me @ my aunt

[rocky-the-eridian-official-real]

<I don't know what to do without PayPal information I don't know where to put my hands I've been trying to lay my head down But I'm writing this at three AM>

<I don't need the world to see That I've been the best I can be, but I don't think I could stand to be Without PayPal information>

<On sunny days I go out walking I end up on a tree-lined street I look up at the gaps of sunlight I miss PayPal information more than anything>

<I don't need the world to see That I've been the best I can be, but I don't think I could stand to be Without PayPal information.>

<And autumn comes when you're not yet done With the summer passing by, but I don't think I could stand to be Without PayPal information.>

[eurydicejones]

ordered a cane :/

[eurydicejones]

acquired my cane and i put a bracelet on it for moral support and it does. actually help.

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

Reminder that "transwoman" without the space is a transmisogynistic dogwhistle as it's used almost exclusively by hate groups like the "gender critical" movement.

The implication of removing the space is that being trans isn't just one way a woman can be, like being tall or being brunette, but that women who are trans require a whole other noun.

Trans women, tall women, brunette women. Leave the space in; trans is an adjective and trans women are women.

[eurydicejones]

who is putting homestuck on my feed

[eurydicejones]

i figured it out its vocaloid moot live your truth vocaloid moot

[lilies-of-thatvalley]

valley baby what do you think of the economy?

Water

Kiddie pool

[eurydicejones]

who is putting homestuck on my feed

[eurydicejones]

SICK of people being rude about ships. if you dont like kingdon SHUT UP. nobodys making you ship kingdon just DONT INTERACT. i guarantee no kingdon shipper is personally contacting you like jehovas witnesses door to door. just move on. i dont fucking like garsantos!!!! have i told anyone NO. because its none of my business!!!! i dont like mcvadi either!!!!!!! thats okay!!!!!!! none of my business!!!!!!!! actually cool it. the writers of the pitt hate ALL OF US. its us against them. lock the fuck in. none of this is real.

[caito-does-stuff]

cute little comic I was thinking of, happy pride <3

[charlesoberonn]

Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[asphor]

I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day

[charlesoberonn]

The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.

[asphor]

Yeah that checks out.

What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.

Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.

[charlesoberonn]

While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.

Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.

Painter: Aw...

Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔

[charlesoberonn]

Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?

Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.

Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.

Candysseia: And where did he come from?

Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?

Pericles: *hands him papyrus*

Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!

[charlesoberonn]

To be clear, the Emperor Constantine looks like Roger Doofenshmirtz.

Also, I agree with everybody who says that Greco-Roman Candace's name should be Candassandra (since nobody believes her warnings).

[rocky-the-eridian-official-real]

Rocky I miss my mom

She's not dead or anything she's just at work and won't be home until tomorrow

<Rocky no care.>

[eurydicejones]

ordered a cane :/