THERE ARE NO QUANTUM WELSH CAKES

29, white bi woman, she/her. Home of sad Discworld ficlets & headcanons. Fandom, feminism, and general life. This blog is sometimes nsfw, but all will be tagged. All posts rebloggable unless stated otherwise, happy to use IM.

[eustace-h-plimsoll]

Bewitched-inspired makeup for Halloween eve #selfie #bi #nonbinary #makeup #lushmakeup #bewitched #lushbewitched https://www.instagram.com/p/B4PnjsBp4Iz/?igshid=1afdl5wzrlydi

[eustace-h-plimsoll]

Look at the gorgeous hot chocolate mug the wonderful @diqpiq got me because they are TOO PRECIOUS ❤️❤️ #hotchocolate #cosy #pusheen https://www.instagram.com/p/B3kNe9LAeHq/?igshid=e5nvotemmqpw

[eustace-h-plimsoll]

Tonight's bath theme was warm and sweet, with the marzipan/playdough scented rudolph bath bomb and delicious caramelised-sugar smell of Yog Nog, courtesy of my staff Christmas bundle 😊 complimented beautifully with scrumptious Oatifix face mask, a Toffee Apple infusion (bonus caramelised cinnamon stick from past baking) - the colour of which even matched the bath! - and choice of two books, as I'm nothing if not indecisive #bathtime #lushlife #lush #lushchristmas2019 #lushbath #rudolphbathbomb #yognog #bath #books #tea https://www.instagram.com/p/B3SoxViAIu5/?igshid=18eaynrp0z98v

[eustace-h-plimsoll]

#inktober day 6 - oracle https://www.instagram.com/p/B3SL-bIgLQs/?igshid=ffus1qbakrj

[eustace-h-plimsoll]

The Boy (aka Goblin Child, aka DAEMOHN, aka Mr Bum, aka our foster cat) caught his first (that we've witnessed) prey today! I swiftly rescued it and hid it in a corner of the garden and keeping Himself in for the time being. Hopefully it'll recover. #fieldmouse #ithink #mouse #babymouse #rodent https://www.instagram.com/p/B3PnRVFAK5W/?igshid=wy2l8nb3rv0j

[eustace-h-plimsoll]

Decided to give #inktober a whirl as I've not done any drawing in forever. Witch prompts from a couple of years ago from @ochibrochi (thanks Google) because the official ones didn't inspire me. Clockwise are 1) seasonal witch 2)urban witch 3) merchant witch Let's not talk about autumn witch's feet, k https://www.instagram.com/p/B3K79qiAXkS/?igshid=14ghi112v0qcs

[eustace-h-plimsoll]

Steven Universe themed food today for husband's birthday 😊 Together Breakfast, Pizza Bagel, Sugar Shock Shutdown to drink, Chaaps (not pictured) to snack on, Fish Stew Pizza, Hamburger Backpack and Fry Bits, followed by Cookie Cats, and Human Occasions Cake to finish off!

[eustace-h-plimsoll]

And another one using up bits of paint that I didn't like or know what to do with until I put some @fuck_you_im_clyde_petersen lyrics on it #acrylicpouring #acrylicpour #fluidart #yourheartbreaks https://www.instagram.com/p/B3AlCV-AIdJ/?igshid=ifdfyk0tjz20

[eustace-h-plimsoll]

Acrylic pour inspired by Mercury Retrograde bath bomb #acrylicpouring #acrylicpour #fluidart #mercuryretrograde #lushmercuryretrograde #bathbombart #lushart https://www.instagram.com/p/B3AkLXngOJG/?igshid=yfsi8uhzol4i

[eustace-h-plimsoll]

Reminder that I make the absolute best roasts #food #homemade #roast #roastdinner #roastbeef #giantyorkshirepuddings #yorkshirepuddings https://www.instagram.com/p/B24sAnwARPj/?igshid=1qkc2e49y1ske

[eustace-h-plimsoll]

Took a page from @mickeymatthewr2000 's book and repotted one of my succulents into a @lush black pot (don't worry - I've still plenty to trade in for a fresh face mask 😉). Hopefully she'll be happier with a bit more room! #succulents #cactus #lushlife #recycling #lushblackpots https://www.instagram.com/p/B2pG0TAgHeZ/?igshid=1opxwn5j48pxp

[eustace-h-plimsoll]

Chocolate Orange Eton Mess with cinnamon pastry stars #food #homemade #dessert #meringue #etonmess #pavlova #chocolateorange #brownies https://www.instagram.com/p/B2kSnUqA8vr/?igshid=1lerpza5rzgd4

[eustace-h-plimsoll]

If anyone's gonna need any dried mint or rosemary in a week or so's time..... #herbwitch https://www.instagram.com/p/B2hNm0FgQco/?igshid=uk8633f4kf6b

[eustace-h-plimsoll]

My lovely little plate and pot made at @7limespottery 😁 got my layering a little confused on the plate but oh well! #pottery #handmade #7limespottery #7limespotterytaster #slippainting https://www.instagram.com/p/B2gyha_AkRF/?igshid=ksmproiebxcd

[wildcherrylime-art]

@fidgemimic i blame you for this

forgot i had this and now im posting it in celebration of BL3 lmfao

[eustace-h-plimsoll]

First time logging back into tumblr in over a month and THIS is what I'm greeted with?????

[eustace-h-plimsoll]

From pumpkin fright to date night #selfie #bi #nonbinary #nonbinaryfashion #enbyfashion #nofilter #noedit #nonbinaryhasnolook https://www.instagram.com/p/B2W26P8gVws/?igshid=ez6mi4go666l

[eustace-h-plimsoll]

Friday 13th + halloween launch at work = a spoopy Look™ (sparkly orange eyeshadow with wide black eyeliner, plum lips, black cat earrings, velvet choker and moon necklace, nearly all my pins removed from my lanyard and replaced with ravens, black cat jumper. Not pictured: Devil's Nightcap perfume) #selfie #bi #nonbinary #makeup #spoopy #anattemptwasmade #imnotgoodatliquidliner https://www.instagram.com/p/B2WRXsdAcnM/?igshid=nk3ggbm77lp6