fbi-assistant-eva

Hello! I'm Eva Crow and I'm just an assistant here at this humble office. Definitely a witch over here but I don’t really do that anymore. She/her, bi, engaged to my wonderful ❤️scarlette❤️

[just-a-witch-chick]

Omg it’s been like ten yeras

Idk any more but if you follow me on Instagram (ugh___people) you will see some quailty trash

[eva-the-witch]

What kind of stuff are you doing with Matt?

Stuff.. Its not important..

[eva-the-witch]

Do you want to leave her?

...

[eva-the-witch]

Are you going to leave scar?

I dont know yet..

[eva-the-witch]

Hey what’s up seriously? You’ve been nonexistent to Scarlette, it’s been a long time since you’ve interacted seriously what the fuck is going on Eva?

Look im sorry ok but i think its finally time i move on from the fbi and become a full time witch..

[eva-the-witch]

Are you cheating on scar with mat

What no! We just are doing some stuff..

[eva-the-witch]

Hey love, are you alright? -Scar.

Yes dear.

[fbi-researcher-scarlette]

I’ve really missed you..

What have you been up to?

[eva-the-witch]

spells..

[fbi-researcher-scarlette]

Oh? What kind?

[eva-the-witch]

Warding spells. I need that relic to be safe..

[fbi-researcher-scarlette]

Oh my…are…are you safe?

[eva-the-witch]

Yes

[eva-the-witch]

Hey love, are you alright? -Scar.

Yes dear.

[fbi-researcher-scarlette]

I’ve really missed you..

What have you been up to?

[eva-the-witch]

spells..

[fbi-researcher-scarlette]

Oh? What kind?

[eva-the-witch]

Warding spells. I need that relic to be safe..

[eva-the-witch]

Hey love, are you alright? -Scar.

Yes dear.

[fbi-researcher-scarlette]

I’ve really missed you..

What have you been up to?

[eva-the-witch]

spells..

[eva-the-witch]

Hey love, are you alright? -Scar.

Yes dear.

[eva-the-witch]

Hey you should maybe finally talk to Scar, you’ve been out of touch lately. And I think a roomba is moving in on your girl???

Im sorry who the fuck?

[eva-the-witch]

You doing alright?

Yes thanks for asking

[just-a-witch-chick]

hi so guess what i did today!

I went to use the bathroom and went to close the door but my hand was in the way and my other was on the door, so i went to pull my hand out and i pushed with my other hand and instead of freeing my hand my face went forward and i banged my head on the door. Long story short i have a big ass bump on my forehead now!

[eva-the-witch]

Mun is so dumb :p

[eva-the-witch]

What have you been up to?

Nothing much just trying to catch up on this paperwork

[theconicalantifbi]

@fbi-researcher-scarlette @fbi-assistant-eva

[fbi-researcher-scarlette]

HOOOOLY HECKIN SHIT

THATS AMAZING

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

[eva-the-witch]

<333 i love this!!

[thoradvice]

🌹 a flower for everyone not feeling their best today

[eva-the-witch]

u-uwu?! This is absolutely amazing!! Thank you!