it's a shot in the dark

Eva Fanoli◇ 29 ◇ Fanoli Loyalist Mother-To-Be ◇ Wife ◇ Doctor

[evafanoli]

Um...Oliver?

[rizzi-boss-blog]

[Oliver smirks and grabs the bags as he exits the car, calling out to the staff by the door] We need a wheelchair over here! My wife is in labor! 

[He opens her door and holds out his hands] Come on let’s get you inside. [He turns back to a doctor -a male doctor- who brought up a wheelchair, and helped Eva sit down. The young man then attempts to wheel her inside but Oliver pushes him out the way.] Now you can buzz off. 

[evafanoli]

[Without hesitation, Eva took a seat in the wheelchair, desperately sucking in deep breaths.] Now isn't the time, Oliver. Just...just get me up to the fifth floor.

[evafanoli]

Um...Oliver?

[rizzi-boss-blog]

Oh, I can assure you, Dr. Sparks isn’t getting within a mile of you. Along with any other male doctor. 

[evafanoli]

[As they arrive at the hospital, Eva rolls her eyes and swats at his shoulder, already unbuckling her seatbelt before he'd stopped the car.] Yeah, yeah, yeah. We just need to get in there. Fast.

[evafanoli]

Um...Oliver?

[rizzi-boss-blog]

Alright.

Drugs it is then. I won’t let you change your mind.

[evafanoli]

And don't let them give me Dr. Sparks. He's horrible -- absolutely horrible.

[evafanoli]

Um...Oliver?

[rizzi-boss-blog]

Alright, alright. [He speeds up] We’re nearly there. 

[evafanoli]

Drugs -- I want drugs. No matter what I said before, I want drugs. Don't let me change my mind.

[evafanoli]

Um...Oliver?

[rizzi-boss-blog]

The last thing we want right now is an accident, amore, but fine.

And it is nice, isn’t it? 

[evafanoli]

Yes, yes. It's gorgeous. Now faster, or your daughter might be the death of me.

[evafanoli]

Um...Oliver?

[rizzi-boss-blog]

I… yes, dear.

[evafanoli]

Going a little faster wouldn't be terrible either. This is a nice sports car, surely it can go faster than 45.

[evafanoli]

Um...Oliver?

[rizzi-boss-blog]

Yeah, I’ll have to.

[Shouts out the window again] Because he’s driving like my nonna!!

[evafanoli]

Oliver! Just fucking pass him!

[evafanoli]

Um...Oliver?

[rizzi-boss-blog]

Y… 

[Oliver hogs the horn and shouts out the window at the guy in front] What’s the hold up? Get a move on! 

[evafanoli]

Oh, come on! Can't you just pass him?

[evafanoli]

Um...Oliver?

[rizzi-boss-blog]

Right…

I’ll just be quiet and drive.

[evafanoli]

Thank -- gah, fuck! Thank you.

[evafanoli]

Um...Oliver?

[rizzi-boss-blog]

Sure we can. 

Plenty of women give birth every single day. You can do this. 

[evafanoli]

Whatever you're trying to do, it isn't working. I appreciate it, but it's just not. What you can do right now is drive.

[evafanoli]

Um...Oliver?

[rizzi-boss-blog]

We’ll be there in no time at all. Just try to breathe and don’t panic. 

[evafanoli]

I'm trying! Can we roll down a window or something?

[evafanoli]

Um...Oliver?

[rizzi-boss-blog]

You can do that. I won’t forget Mia’s bag, don’t worry.

[evafanoli]

Perfect. We just...we need to hurry.

[evafanoli]

Um...Oliver?

[rizzi-boss-blog]

Did you just say your water…

Yes, yes you did. Destro! Time to get in the car, I’ll grab the bags. 

[evafanoli]

Okay, okay. The car. I can do that. Don't forget the baby's bag either!

[evafanoli]

Um...Oliver?

[rizzi-boss-blog]

Yes, Doc?

[evafanoli]

My...my water just broke.

[evafanoli]

Um...Oliver?

[patrick-dempsey-blog]

[mcnuggetshepherd]