Baddest Witch in Town

{{Independent RP blog for a gender bent Evan Rosier}} Multi-Ship, Marauder's era {{Mun and Muse are of age}} Open for New Partners and AUs.

[lionheartedxlilyxevans]

"You know, I am the new Head Boy and I have no problem giving you a detention, just so we’re clear." 

[evan-rosier-keeperqueen]

"Is that a promise?"

[strongerlestrange-blog]

❝ I think we’ve all established that my wife   doesn’t give the most rational of orders. ❞

[evan-rosier-keeperqueen]

❝ It's not particularly easy to tell now a days which orders come from her and which are from the Dark Lord's mouth. I rarely see him anymore. So should we stick around? Or go off and have some fun?❞

[brandihillier]

[edhelernil-a-deactivated2018020]

30 Uncommon Character Development Questions ( send me a number )

What position does your character sleep in? ( i.e; stomach, side, back, etc. ) Describe why they do this — optional.

Does your character have any noteworthy features? Freckles? Dimples? A scar somewhere unusual? etc.

Does your character have an accent? What does it sound like?

Do they have any verbal tics? Do they have trouble pronouncing certain words or getting their thoughts across clearly?

What are their chief tension areas? 

If you were to pick one song — and only one song — to describe your character, what would it be and why?

How does your character perceive themselves? Positive? Negative? Neutral?

Are they a quick thinker or do they need time to sort through their thoughts?

Does your character dream or are their nights filled with an empty blackness? Describe a dream they’ve had or a night they couldn’t sleep and what they did to preoccupy their time.

If they had a choice, would they prefer a subway or a bus for public transportation?

What do they think of creation? Do they believe in evolution or do they believe in God? What is their religion like?

Describe 5 unusual characteristics your muse has.

Have they ever been so overwhelmed they had to stop and take a break from something? 

Are they a team player or do they prefer to be solo?

Can they multi-task or must they focus on one subject at a time?

What are their best school subjects? What are their worst? List five of each.

Is your character an introvert or an extrovert? How do they handle big crowds of people?

Are they a leader, do they prefer to follow, or would they rather just stay on the sidelines altogether?

If your character was suddenly challenged, would they rather run away or stay and fight?

If your character was allowed to murder one person without any consequences, who would that person be and why?

Your character has been granted 3 wishes; what would they wish for and why?

Does your character trust people right off the bat or does it take them some time to warm up to someone?

Do they prefer romance or affection? What is the quickest way to your character’s heart?

Does your character have any enemies? If so, who and why?

Do they have any weird bedroom habits? Any unusual kinks?

How does your character prepare for bed? Do they sleep at all or can they stay awake for days on end without trouble?

If your character had one thing to say to their parents before they died, what would it be?

Are they afraid of death? Do they have any regrets?

Does your character get restless when things are too quiet or do they favour solitude and silence? Why?

Finally; if your character was forced to eat one thing for the rest of their life, what would they choose and why?

[strongerlestrange-blog]

evan-rosier-keeperqueen liked this post for a starter.

❝ So what’s the point of this assignment? ❞

[evan-rosier-keeperqueen]

❝ I don't know, it was your wife who gave the orders. Though considering that now we might be wasting our time.❞

[evan-rosier-keeperqueen]

MUSE MEMES- The Breakfast Club edition

"I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either."

"You're lying."

"Are your parents aware of this?"

"S/he nailed me."

"Very nice."

"Do you have any idea how completely gross that is?"

"Are you crazy?"

"I already told you everything."

"I don't screw to get respect."

"Be honest."

"What do you need a fake I.D. for?"

"Eat my shorts."

"I'm doing society a favor."

"You really think I give a shit?"

"Cut it out!"

"Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place."

"When you grow up, your heart dies."

"So, who cares?"

"Why are you being so nice to me?"

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

"You're nauseating."

"It's because you're afraid."

"Excuse me a sec. What are you babbling about?"

"Oh, I have problems?"

"You have problems."

"Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...?"

"You fuckin' prick!"

"You know, I have just as, many feelings as you do and it hurts so much when someone steps all over them."

"Shut up."

"You know how shitty that is to do someone, and you don't got the balls to stand up to your friends and tell them you're gonna like who you wanna like."

"That's real intelligent."

"Well, if I say yes I'm an idiot, right?"

"I hate it. I hate having to go along with everything my friends say."

"Leave. Me. Alone."

"Oh, sweets, you couldn't ignore me if you tried."

[the-write-ideas]

Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

[notgonnaparrish]

the-write-ideas:

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

[bcrty-deactivated20140921]

"What is that? Are there bandages under your shirt?" (hi)

Hurt rp Starters

  “No, those are just my dragon bone like muscles.”    Barty replied sarcastically as he was laying on one   of the beds in the hospital wing.

[evan-rosier-keeperqueen]

"Yeah I now remember why no one else decided to join me when coming down to see you. The whole being a prick thing probably played a role in your dragon bone muscles, huh?" The sharp retort spilled out, and it was only afterwards she actually thought about how this completely contradicted why she came. Grabbing a chair by the arm, she plopped down head resting  on her head.

[strongerlestrange-blog]

❝ What kind of sparkling conversation do you want? ❞

[evan-rosier-keeperqueen]

❝You already shot down my idea, and as you can very well tell I either have, or can make an opinion about anything. So anything you want to let off your chest?❞

[drxmeda]

✃

My character is being kept on suicide watch at a psych ward. Send me ✃ for their response to your character visiting them.

           And  she  thought   it’d  work.  What  a  sham.   What  a  shame.            F a i l u r e. Nothing  made  her want to  kill  herself  more than           everyone’s reaction to her trying to kill  herself.  She could  feel            that strange,  loose,  gap  in  her  flesh where she had clawed           away, dug a tunnel in herself; dug a cave.  She wanted to hide           in that little  pit  in her  stomach  that she had  scraped herself            for the rest of her life.  She  wanted the  rest  of  her  life  to last                                   approximately six seconds.

                             She  lay,  her   head   propped  awkwardly  on  the                              pillow   and   some dismal and dull   flowers   that                              Narcissa   brought   her  lolled  next to her  on  the                              table.  They  were  deader than she was, and she                              had put time and effort into making sure she died.                                                                               To no avail.                          She saw a  slender,  muscled  abdomen,                          her chin hinged from her  neck  like those                         dirty  little  flowers.   Her  eyelids  drooped                         and were as heavy as Bella’s;  but  where                         hers   were   imperious   and   entrancing,                            Andromeda’s   were   stupid   and   tired.                                            Hers were almost corpse-like.                                                                             What a joke.

                                 ❝ Go away Evan. ❞                                                                  She said listlessly.                            ❝ I don’t want you. ❞

[evan-rosier-keeperqueen]

She'd been drunk when she first heard about it. Some offhanded comment on how all the Blacks  were unhinged, she brushed it off until her aunt's name was said.              "S'not the Blacks that are crazy, its the Rosier gene that really added to it." A spell sent whoever said it flying out of their chair and against the Malfoy's sprawling fireplace. The wand dangled from the tips of her fingers while she raised an eyebrow at the figure.              "What did Bella do to singe my good name." But it wasn't Bella this time...Her eyebrows furled and  the wand fell away from her body. Snatching it up she  floos home, and then to St. Mungos. Four floors later  and she's staring at a deflated being, that barely looked like the little Drom she saw a few weeks ago, that she begged to dance with.

" Doesn't seem like you want anything anymore."

" Who found you?"

[drxmeda]

Dance With Me

[drxmeda]

     ”You wouldn’t dare.” She almost said please; but she didn’t have the strength in her to be polite or nice. She folded her arms in, like a flesh and blood armour against Evan’s happiness and words and general being. 

[evan-rosier-keeperqueen]

"I'm much more daring than anyone else you've ever met." Evan's eyes scanned for an impish blonde who'd be more than willing to participate with her charades. A head jerk and she turned her head back to the girl. "Last chance to join me on the dance floor."

[evan-rosier-keeperqueen]

New Mun FC, maybe?

I'd really love to delve a little deeper into the pureblood side of things if anyone wants to do something with that it'd be awesome. Maybe the night she received her mark, or an engagement storyline where she is forced a bit out of her comfort zone. Message me if you're interested.

[eireneofathens]

[evan-rosier-keeperqueen]

Created in the 1930s by an anonymous author (supposedly Cantankerus Nott), the directory listed the pure-blood families in Great Britain.

[gigizakarian-deactivated2017091]

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[evan-rosier-keeperqueen]

Tagged by: gammaxorionis and drxmeda

Tag 5 of your friends and make them fill in this form!

For the mun only!

—✩❧ Name: Anna

—✩❧ Birthday: 24 June

—✩❧ Gender:  female

—✩❧ Sexuality: Possibly pan, not quite sure

—✩❧  Height: 5’7

—✩❧ Blog(s: evan-rosier-keeperqueen (Fem!Evan Rosier), walpurgablack (Walpurga Black), pxrkinsxned (Pansy Parkinson)

—✩❧ FC ( If you have one ): None, should I get one?

tagging: Once again everyone I currently talk to has tagged me, but if you'd like to do this please go ahead.

[evan-rosier-keeperqueen]

tagged by gammaxorionis

six similarities between mun and muse

We’re both very competitive and driven. When I get on a roll, even though it takes a more to get started, I won't usually stop until I finish it.

Both brunette.

We both have big goals, and aren't as sure in what way to get them. 

Evan can go from joking and relaxed to a defensive kind of biting sarcasm, and so can I.

We both think the emphasis put on marriage is absurd

It bristles both of us to know someone is much smarter than us.

six differences between mun and muse

I hate sports, and obviously they are her entire life. 

Evan's very streetwise and abhors book learning, and I find that there is so much value in what is taught by 

I don't tend to state my opinions without a steady stream of facts behind it; Evan prefers to have her opinions be a large flash in the pan, even if they aren't accurate in the end.

She is an only child and very willing to spend her family's money, I am much more conservative with my money and as a child I saw my sister use our rather broke father as an ATM and it made me cringe

She's the kind of person who always seems to know and be friends with everyone because she likes the attention, I much prefer to be behind the scenes and know a select group of people.

Evan would rather be the face of anything than a mastermind behind it any day of the week. And I'd much rather be the puppeteer.

i tag: well everyone I talk to has either been tagged, or tagged me, but I'd love to see your similarities with Malcolm so... cowxrd

[gammaxorionis]

neat and clean || Bellatrix & Evan

[gammaxorionis]

–– “You can cross your legs, mind your manners,                and stop being an outrageous flirt, at least while in my parlour.    Have some dignity, Miss Rosier –                          you are a lady, not a whore on the street.”

–– “No, I cannot say that I would allow you                            into my house were it not for that.                 I have a certain standard for houseguests,                                   and I’m afraid you do not meet that standard.”

[evan-rosier-keeperqueen]

"I should have some dignity.             At least I know I wouldn't go down on the Dark Lord       in front of my husband if he asked. You attempt to hide the fact you are utterly repulsed                                            by your husband with a puritanical attitude about gentileness,                            when you're the least wifely wife I've ever met."

"Well I'd say lower those particular standards,                 since everyone here, yourself included is a murderer,            and we are both quite pure.    As for being a flirt; shouldn't I give your husband something                 As for being a flirt; shouldn't I give your husband something  to entertain his thoughts when he handles                               his own needs?"