Maybe I needed a change

Jordan James Parrish independent rp multiverse/multifandom blog Mun is 21+ tracking: notgonnaparrish You can find a list of my verses here. Please make sure to read my guidelines and look at bios for different fandoms here.

[notgonnaparrish]

lilmisslydiamartin:

Who could have guessed you would be so kinky?

For starters, I don’t think many people think about how kinky I am. And that’s not really all that bad, either.

[notgonnaparrish]

lilmisslydiamartin:

notgonnaparrish replied to your post: Dirty old lady.

I CANNOT BELIEVE I LOGGED ONTO MY ACCOUNT FOR THIS HATE POST! I’M CALLING THE POLI… oh wait, I AM THE POLICE. You’re arrested.

Oooo, make sure to pull out the handcuffs.

Already got them out. Surrender!

[maskforthetask-blog]

     Once, my TV didn’t work. So I kicked it.                                 And it started working again.

[xstentatious]

                  “ I’m not half as good at — at anything as                       I  am   when  I’m  doing  it  next   to  you.                      And that’s the truth. ”

[justgoodgenes]

“…I’m a very good deputy and I’d like to stay that way.”

[mieczyslawr-deactivated20171113]

[notgonnaparrish]

WINTERSOLDAT

YES! That’s me.      WinterSsoldat - possessive genitive!

[ohbozhemoi-blog]

               ►   going after him is a  ｄｅａｄ  ｅｎｄ.   i know,  I’VE TRIED.                                                        HE’S A   G H O S T   STORY.                                        well,  LET’S FIND OUT  what the  ｇｈｏｓｔ  wants.   ◄

[xstentatious]

      A little ostentatious, don’t you think?                 What was I thinking? You’re usually so discreet.

[notgonnaparrish]

wtf bro

[notgonnaparrish]

bretttal replied to your post “bretttal replied to your post “Do you know when season 5b of teen wolf...”

im offended you even think that i care anymore, richie. hurts my fragile heart

      FRAGILE. Uhu.

[notgonnaparrish]

*eyes that gif set* that's totally a 'yes i brought my gun but check out my ass' move

      It’s not my fault you perverts are looking.     But the ends right above the butt jacket makes it effortless.

[notgonnaparrish]

bretttal replied to your post “Do you know when season 5b of teen wolf starts?”

it's funny that someone asked you though

I bet that was you.

      It’s probably because I look professional. It’s my superpower to look like I always know what I am doing, even when I don’t.

[gravitywon]

Yeah, well, I’m glad I brought my gun.

[notgonnaparrish]

Do you know when season 5b of teen wolf starts?

      Uhm. I haven’t watched season 4 and I am not watching season 5, currently, either. BUT, I think January? I asked xaudiens, please blame Billy for this misinformation.

[justgoodgenes]

Just a general FYI: The people who track the Jordan Parrish tag don’t really track it for ship rants, they track it because they enjoy the character. Feel free to tag the [ship name] or anti-[the ship name] but half the time people in the ‘Jordan Parrish’ tag are looking at it for theories on the character or gifsets and photosets, not why a person doesn’t care for a ship (that’s usually for the actual ship and anti ship tags. If you’re not willing to deal with a reply from someone who is displeased with your post then the solution is really simple: DON’T POST IN THE CHARACTER TAG!!

Now, since this topic is being beaten like a dead horse, let me just clarify something.

JORDAN AND LYDIA’S AGES:

(because good god people do not shut up about this)

Jordan specifically tells Jared (the boy with the bomb in his lap) that he’s twenty-four in Season 3b, episode 19, titled ‘Letharia Vulpina.’ Since season 5 takes place somewhere around 6 months after Season 4, it can be assumed that he is either twenty-four or twenty-five at that point. Teen Wolf timelines are fairly wonky, but they made it a point to state his age – as well as Lydia’s.

Lydia’s mother (Natalie) specifically said Lydia’s eighteenth birthday was ‘coming up soon’ in season 4, episode 8, titled ‘Time of Death.’

Again, Season 5 takes place six months after Season 4, so it is more than likely assumed that Lydia is now eighteen–unless, of course, her mom just felt like mentioning her birthday was coming up soon long before it was going to happen — which… would be probably be pretty asinine all things considered.

[ohbozhemoi-blog]

                                        ► who do you want me to be? ◄