YOU ARE (NOT) ALONE

*.:｡☆*ﾟ ‘ﾟ･ indie multimuse 18+ by alethea *.:｡☆*ﾟ ‘ﾟ･

[phantomemes]

sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .

“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”

“ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”

“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”

“ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”

“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”

“ you can live in the cave ”

“ i’m a big fan of your name ”

“ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”

“ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”

“ because i’m a masochist ”

“ i’m going to regret this ”

“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”

“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”

“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”

“ cowards  ,  all of you ”

“ i’m strange and off putting ”

“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”

“ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”

“ i hate bats ”

“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”

“ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”

“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”

“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”

“ i think i’m gonna cry ”

“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”

“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”

“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”

“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”

“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”

“ were you making horse noises ? ”

“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”

“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”

“ well this is horrifying ”

“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”

“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”

“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”

“ you talk to hide from the silence ”

“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”

“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”

“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”

“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”

“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”

“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”

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4/9 muses are up and ready to play with ! like this for a small starter, i need to get some shop work done ♥

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badly burnt my hand cooking caramel, made gf cry over unicorn mug, life is full of ups and downs, bro

[rpmemes-galore]

The King  {Sentence Starters}

“I am nobody to you.”

“How did you get inside?“

“Your father is a madman.“

“War is bloody and soulless.“

“Hey! You’re wasting good wine.“

“If it rains tonight, we fight tomorrow.“

“All men are born to die. We know it.”

“Do you feel a sense of achievement?“

“Do you ask anything of me in return?“

“Promise can never be an end in itself.“

“Why do you refuse to pay his ransom?“

“If I have my way, there will be no battle.“

“I think this makes for a much better story.“

“Oh, no, let him speak. I wish to hear him.“

“Tomorrow you will have your heads cut off.“

“I will never stop talking. Never. Never ever.”

“I owe you much. I owe your family still more.“

“There’s a fresh coin in this for you, you know.“

“A king has no friends. Only followers and foe.“

“I speak only when there’s something to be said.”

“Who do you imagine might be to blame for this?“

“The longer we wait, the greater our disadvantage.“

“Stop talking, old man, please. Please stop talking.“

“Something must be done. Something will be done.“

“I will not submit to you. You must earn my respect.“

“And you believe that need will, indeed, soon arise?“

“You need not fight. These feuds need not be yours.“

“I will disembowel you right here with mine own hand.“

“There was no assassin. There was no plot to kill you.“

“Are you scared of this battle? There is no shame of it.“

“He says only what he believes. That is why he is loved.”

“I believe yours to be the ramblings of a crazy old demon.“

“What a venomous boy. He’ll betray me now. I’m sure of it.“

“Though you might not think it possible, you are my friend.“

“No, I speak more of the kingdom. What the kingdom sees.“

“My right knee is aching. It only does that when rain is near.“

“I will not sacrifice my men so flagrantly, nor so speculatively.“

“I’ve been instructed to deliver the request with great urgency.“

“He may be mad, but he is true. His madness makes him true.”

“I have said what you were summoned to hear. Leave us now.“

“Square my account with that terrible hag over there, would you?”

“Surely you cannot simply idle here until they decide to come out?“

“Maybe then you’ll lighten enough to have a drink with me. Hmm?“

“I will not allow this havoc to transpire. I’ve come to see it stopped.“

“Problems that are left unattended, have a habit of becoming crises.”

“You find someone to pay your way here. I’ll not be paying it for you.“

“I have not come to offer you surrender, if that is what you’re hoping.“

“It would seem that you have no explanation for what you have done.“

“And the sound of your wives, and children weeping, shall lull me to sleep at night.“

“For reasons that are on display for all here to see, smell, you will not inherit this crown.”

“Before me now, all I see is a young, and vain, and foolish man, so easily riled. So easily beguiled.“

“If your day be today, so be it. Mine will be tomorrow. Or mine today and yours tomorrow. It matters not.”

“These men deserve your confidence. And if you cannot give them that, at least then tell them a magnificent lie.“

“If you have concocted this plan, half-baked and speculative, merely to prove to me your worth, please say so now.“

“I ask nothing of you, only that you will always speak to me clear and true… always. Will you promise me only that?“

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4/9 muses are up and ready to play with ! like this for a small starter, i need to get some shop work done ♥

[squirrelstothenuts]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

[marmaladica]

Maybe i can learn to love myself

[evamonkey]

This Evangelion meme is the right amount of dumb.

[rpaesthetics-galore]

                                                       (  KNIGHT AESTHETIC  )

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thestupidmeanone‌:

Wow, appealing to her ego was a smart move, apparently. Someone was certainly proud of themselves–not that he blamed her. Those mechs were pretty badass, after all. He was pretty sure that if he was a pilot, he’d be pulling the same stunt right about now.

“Uh… right, that’s what I was getting at. Glad we’re on the same page. Are you convinced I’m not here to cause trouble now?”

                          “hmm, still something a kidnapper would say, you’re just trying to get me to lower my guard,” she says, but ultimately, she’s far more teasing in nature, now. blowing a raspberry with her tongue and pouting shortly after, “how much would y’ ransom me for?”

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thestupidmeanone‌:

“…why in the world would I kidnap someone over their noodles? Or, y’know, for any reason? Aren’t you that famous mech pilot or something? I’m not getting international media attention for trying to pull a stunt like that on you.”

                   caught off guard, she pauses for a moment, ego and confidence fills her chest, and her lips pull back in a grin, “YES!” she exclaims, digging her heels into the ground and standing upright, hands on hips, “i am asuka langley soryu, and you’ll be sorry if you try it, you’ll have all of nerv coming after you, losing their BEST pilot, being ME,”

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thestupidmeanone‌:

“Kid, I can guarantee to you that I’m the least dangerous person in a five-mile radius of here. Hell, you’re probably at the top of the list.”

                         “that sounds EXACTLY like something a kidnapper would say!! what -- you’re trying to steal me over my noodles, huh!?”

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thestupidmeanone‌:

“I’m pretty confident. Besides, what does it matter? Just eat how you wanna eat, dude.”

                         she huffs, “haven’t you heard of stranger danger?”

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thestupidmeanone‌:

“Kid, just use a fork. Seriously, no one’s judging.”

                         “YOU don’t know that, everyone else uses chopsticks, why shouldn’t i!?”

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                     “why is ramen so messy?? how the hell am i suppose to pick it up with chopsticks, anyway ---”

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hit that mf like/reblog if ur just as tired as asuka is in almost every screencap