I'm Sexy and I Know It

“If it’s not fun, you’re not doing it right.” Evan Rosier is the typical Slytherin seventh year in many ways. He believes in pureblood superiority. He’s quite skilled at dueling and considers it one of his favorite hobbies. Witty comebacks and insults are two of his favorite things. He isn’t always quick enough to sound clever, but rest assured, he’s quick enough to hex you. He’s hot and he knows it. He also has a secret passion for dancing.

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I am so glad my parents aren't here.

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Now that’s a much better way of thinking.

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I'm pretty good at the whole thinking thing.

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I am so glad my parents aren't here.

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Good idea.  I wouldn’t be so hesitant to curse you as I am to curse my parents.

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-puts both hands up in surrender- Luckily, I'm not as stupid as your parents seem to be. I'd much rather cause trouble with you.

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I am so glad my parents aren't here.

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They’ve tried to stifle my troublemaking since I was pretty much…I don’t even know.  It’s been that long.

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I would not want to be the person who got between you and breaking all rules possible.

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I am so glad my parents aren't here.

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No doses is what makes me happy when it comes to my parents.

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Damn. How bossy and controlling can two people be?

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I am so glad my parents aren't here.

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evanxrosier:

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Yours aren’t bossy and controlling.  And if they are, they’re not as bad as mine.

No, they aren't really bossy and controlling. But they have the tendency to irk me, so I'm still going to be happy they aren't here. Small doses is the secret.

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You obviously don’t know me. A better question would be to ask if I was planning on being good.

Sara as Mafalda

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Hi Carmen :) I'm Ashley. And I play Evan (AKA I get to pretend I have abs like Channing Tatum ;) ) and Andromeda! 

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I am so glad my parents aren't here.

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Me too. Definitely me too.

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Are my eyelashes gloopy?

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They look fine to me, love.

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When did that happen?

Nessa certainly didn't bother to tell me we were dating.

Oh well.

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Well Hogwarts has changed since I've been here

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I know my houses. -smirks-

Evan Rosier? Oh Catherinessa is so lucky to have such a handsome boyfriend.

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Clearly. Boyfriend? -cough- Yes, I'm Nessa's boyfriend.

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Hogwarts, hun?

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I’m 21. I didn’t brought anything…

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Aww, well. That's no fun for me. I lose an excuse to spend time with you.

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Time to Get Freaky.

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“Both of you?” Nessa said laughing as she quoted him. “I wasn’t aware my dress was a person.” She said looking down at it, “but you do have good taste. How’d you know my size?” Nessa asked smirking slightly.

“Oh shut up.” She laughed. Maybe that was what Nessa liked most about Evan, she could joke around with him. Nessa turned and watched him eyeing the food. “I would love some, though I think we should pig out first.” She grinned knowing he wanted to eat.

“After all, I can be a lady later when we’re dancing.” Nessa grinned as she walked towards the tables, knowing Evan was following close behind.

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"It was just a simple typo slip of the tongue. I was mesmerized by your beauty," Evan finished smoothly. He was good at being charming. It was part of his charm. But he really did mean it. "I'm pretty good at guessing a girl's size. Not that I've had practice or anything."

"Food is definitely a good thing. With the amount I work out, I need to eat plenty," Evan said happily. His six pack was his pride and joy, and he enjoyed pointing it out to other people so they could appreciate his body.

"You don't have to be a lady even then," Evan whispered into her ear. "It's more fun that way."

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Well Hogwarts has changed since I've been here

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Oh, what a kind young man. 

You must be a Slytherin.

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It's very nice to meet you, ma'am. I am a Slytherin - a very astute guess. And you're Nessa's grandmother, I presume? I'm Evan Rosier.

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Hogwarts, hun?

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My brother changed his last name when he was eighteen. I’m a painter and a sculptor. How old are you?

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Ahh, that explains it. Sounds fascinating. You'll have to show me some of your work while you're here. I'm 17. You?

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Well Hogwarts has changed since I've been here

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How could it have changed so much in just a few years?

[heathcooper-not-ledger]

Hogwarts, hun?

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Helena de Sá Mendonça, I’m a visual artist.

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Different last names. Unusual. A visual artist? What's that mean exactly?