Drowning In An Oversized Bathtub

AO3: Sentient_Stove. FFN: SentientStove. Wattpad: Sentient_Stove. Girl? Boy? (Secret third thing: Faggot) Leo Valdez is my oc I know more about him than mr. riordan. #makeleotransfemme2k22 pfp by @goddessofbees :D

[sentient-stove]

hello I go by oracle or stove :)

🔮 Intro Post/About Me

🏺 Quick Link to my AO3- most works are locked to Archive Users only, exception being first week of any fic being posted for the first time to the site.

🔮 Quick Link to my Big AUs- non comprehensive post made awhile back regarding some of my bigger projects.

🏺 Assumed Roman AU- Valzhang focused au where Frank ends up in the Twelfth Legion earlier and Leo’s also there, having been mistaken for the wrong pantheon. Tentative plans to release on AO3 in December. Hit #assumed roman au on linked post to view all posts I’ve made on it on this blog.

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🏺Random things 🏺

🔮 I am a writer for me first and foremost. Projects have no set date to post and I get bored easily, which means a lot doesn’t end up on AO3.

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🏺 Write whatever you want, we’re all going to hell anyway and I’m no Calvinist.

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[heyfruitcake]

Reasons to boycott Nolan's The Odyssey (that I know of so far):

They shot in the illegally occupied Western Sahara as reported by Middle East Eye (thanks to @fuckyeahdavidandyonatan for bringing that up)

They dumped their props into a protected area of the Italian sea after shooting (thanks to @godslop for finding the article in English)

Zendaya wearing looted 3000 years old Iranian earrings for the premiere of the movie + having her stylist fly on a private jet just to get her a dress for the premiere in London

No Greek actors in a movie about Greek heritage

While people mentioned that Anne Hathaway was flown in to the set every day, apparently it was not on a private jet but on a helicopter that was being used anyway to fly in equipment.

None of these things are new in Hollywood or exclusive to the Odyssey, its director or its actors, but I do think we as audience should start holding Hollywood accountable when it disrespects our culture, heritage, environment, especially when it's movies that are this big and have a huge budged that would allow for more conscious choices.

Please do add anything else I missed.

[jaytimfanzine]

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[sentient-stove]

So now that she’s literally quoted and defended hitler will yall be able to let go of those stupid wizard books or no

[sentient-stove]

so now that she’s sexually harassing women and posting revenge porn of them will yall be able to let go of those stupid wizard books or no

[sentient-stove]

one of the sadder modern pjo moments to me is that time Percy quotes Shakespeare in reference to Annabeth and instead of her being nice about it, she straight up says she thought he’s too stupid to compliment his girlfriend

[sapropel]

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

[sapropel]

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

[the-sol-eater-deactivated202604]

do any of you remember that gumball episode where darwin becomes mega paranoid after watching a health and safety video so to quell his anxiety he goes out of his way to make everything kid friendly and inoffensive by propositioning it as being for the children and then he becomes a fascist at the end

[mmavverickk]

the minotaur, who has been murdering demigods for thousands of years: errm actually 🤨☝️☝️ monster is a slur 😔😔😔 we prefer the term mythic it’s less problematic 🫶🫶🫶

[sentient-stove]

“How have you already watched the odyssey without paying” well my friend im a better sailor than odysseus ever was

[sentient-stove]

Shoutout to my friend who FaceTimed me for the entire runtime with their phone in their chest pocket and subsequently blew through an entire month’s worth of cellular data

[sentient-stove]

“How have you already watched the odyssey without paying” well my friend im a better sailor than odysseus ever was

[sentient-stove]

wdym myth accurate rape scenes but no underworld or nobody bit? Nolan do you hate women that much

[sentient-stove]

how are you gonna have athena as the only god in your movie and she’s not in frame with telemachus once

[sentient-stove]

wdym myth accurate rape scenes but no underworld or nobody bit? Nolan do you hate women that much

[mich-vanadis]

In a world full of "Rocky hates Stratt" I am "Rocky thinks Stratt is brave for giving up the one person who understood her most"

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

And we need more of you guys

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[sentient-stove]

duchess (female duke) going through a reverse bi crisis ala shang from mulan when the civilian caroline hill she’s been kind of crushing on turns out to be tim when

[sentient-stove]

You should not be a delivery driver if you can’t read basic instructions bro 💀 how did it take you ten minutes to find my house when you parked DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF IT just giving yourself a walkabout in my neighborhood I guess?????

[sentient-stove]

“You’re driver’s having a hard time locating your place. Go outside and meet them” I can see your poorly concealed gun Bryan and its dark out. No.

[sentient-stove]

You should not be a delivery driver if you can’t read basic instructions bro 💀 how did it take you ten minutes to find my house when you parked DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF IT just giving yourself a walkabout in my neighborhood I guess?????