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Evelyn | 27 | yellin

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[squonkcity]

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

[leastniceperson]

thinking again about that yoko taro quote

[leastniceperson]

“you don't have to be insane to kill someone. you just have to think you're right.” WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

[leastniceperson]

men will just drop shit like this on you via a fucking sock puppet and you just have to live with it

[leastniceperson]

btw heres the full quote, originally taken from this post

[romanceyourdemons]

i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens

[chipsncookies]

[evelyn-beep]

I should block him, huh?

[neosatsuma]

[neosatsuma]

[ghoulchurch]

[vixibombae]

best moments in gaming journalism

journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity

that’s it

[vixibombae]

highlights:

“What’s with all the fucking gaijin in this area?” “Dude, don’t say that, use gaikokujin, it’s nicer.” “Oh, shit, right. What’s with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?”

“The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.”

all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes

“Shooting people sends a message.” “So does shooting anything.”

(after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) “I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.”

[tramampoline]

S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages. K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy. M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter? K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.

[enemy-stand]

“Author’s note: A heated discussion takes place as to whether the game is stereotyping the yakuza, which is resolved when Midoriyama, a now-retired former mid-level faction boss, points out that the stereotypes about the yakuza are more or less correct, with the exception of their alleged prowess in martial arts.“

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i’ve seen these quotes a hundred times but never the full article — 200k notes and i’ve never seen someone mention the guy saying “they should let kiryu smoke meth”

[aubeebuzzbuzz]

the whole “Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.” bit is so real. my favorite chinese restaurant is a mafia front but god damn the chinese mafia can make a delicious large and well-priced meal

[choogoo]

yeah

[teeth--rot]

[virtualgirladvance]

shes singing pictures ;_;

[venort]

I send you a messenger starling and it chirps the most beautiful song you've ever heard and then you run it through a spectogram and it's loss.jpg

[obamawhitehouse]

So, this just happened backstage.

President Obama and David Karp are about to kick off a Q&A on college affordability live from the White House. Tune in at 4 p.m. ET at WhiteHouse.Tumblr.com

[dickstolebyanalien-deactivated2]

boymoder neo: why are my nipples so sensitive?

bisexual morpheus: youre using them for the first time

[cometcrystal]

[4waystreet]

^my chiikawa fanart

[4waystreet]

put it in water and see it grow

[charl0ttan]

honestly we used to have hard rock but now all we have is metal. what happened

[charl0ttan]

why do i even bother

[paxamericana]

[luxlicht]

is that the anarky symbol?

[cyber-face-deactivated20230311]

“anarky”

[luxlicht]

Yeah, Anarky. From Batman: Arkham Origins. Apparently it is also used by real life anarchists as well, but I recognized it from the game.

[veryhappyturtle-deactivated2017]

I’m,,,

[cu-curu-gol-deactivated20181217]

who tf bought arkham origins

[classychassiss]

[hexjulia]

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in