RP/ask blog for River Person!

(FORMERLY @asktheriverperson) Non selective ask/RP blog for the River person (As well as their good pal Hush, but he's too shy to appear much). also a ship blog. The mun has a separate blog: @mcmillanfan (Profile picture by...

[sorga-deactivated20120706]

Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

[terrathelandmaker]

[therealrickyknives]

THIS IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT.

Today, the second of january, I found these small green arrows all over tumblr and other websites.

It doesn’t just affect links, it affects normal words in texts as well, and if you click on them, it redirects it to an advertisement. Seems harmless.

The first and second picture is examples of the links, arrows and the advertisements, the third picture is of a program I found installed on my computer.

It probably happened when I browsed around streams yesterday trying to watch Sherlock Series 3 (which was lovely, by the way.) and a lot of advertisement windows opened. I closed them immediately.

When I launched my browser today I got a similar advertisement, but again, I closed it immediately without looking at it.

I run avast antivirus on my computer. It’s always up to date and up until now, I’ve never had a virus. It always stops me on the actual site, if it contains a trojan or anything. I can’t do anything unsafe.

This means, the virus is brand new.

If avast doesn’t pick it up, and avast is upgraded multiple times a day, it’s kind of serious.

That’s why I’m telling you,

SIGNAL BOOST THIS.

If you have seen this before or it’s happened to you, please signal boost the crap out of it.

Signal boost it anyway.

Run a full scan on your computer, search for malware och spyware as well.

THIS IS SERIOUS.

[hazelnut1313]

I’ve had this virus before and thankfully someone figured out how to fix it, but please, PLEASE know that this is not a joke. This virus actually caused my computer to be unable to turn on for weeks. REBLOG the heck out of this, because it could happen to you too.

[psychehacker]

i think it was a virus similar to this that caused me to be basically unable to use google chrome. period. now i use firefox, if i’m even on my laptop at all. SIGNAL BOOST THIS PLEASE.

[ayla-moon]

Lol this happened to me

[ask-redacted]

would you like to talk about lord and savior ibis's ass?

The ghoul looked up, “Not really, but…” He smiled at the anon, “I know someone who might?”

@evenmyboatsaredogs

[ask-redacted]

“Is it? In your absence… I’ve gotten… Greedier.” He said with a devilish smirk.

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

River went on a long rant about why they should be allowed to defile dat ass that the mun is too lazy to type out. But trust me, they exist.

[ask-redacted]

would you like to talk about lord and savior ibis's ass?

The ghoul looked up, “Not really, but…” He smiled at the anon, “I know someone who might?”

@evenmyboatsaredogs

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“Yes darling?”

[ask-redacted]

The Ghoul smiled at River, Ibis shrugged, “They want to devote a religion to my ass.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“I’m down.” He smiled. “After all, it is godlike.”

[ask-redacted]

Ibis sighed, but the Ghouls spoke, “Honestly I though you were going to say it was divine.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“Words cannot describe it anyways.”

[ask-redacted]

“Very true” the ghoul agreed

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“Hey Ib”

[ask-redacted]

Ibis looked at River, “Yes?”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“What do YOU think of that sexy butt?”

[ask-redacted]

“That you defile it every night.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

River let out a hefty laugh. “True. But not EVERY night, sadly.”

[ask-redacted]

“Do you want to?” Ibis asked, smirking at River.

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“You know the answer to that.”

[ask-redacted]

“Then give me a good reason to let you.” Ibis said, grinning.

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“I do a good job and you certainly seem satisfied with it.​”

[ask-redacted]

“That’s really all the support you can muster?” He asked, faking insult.

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

"No, but it's all you need"

[ask-redacted]

would you like to talk about lord and savior ibis's ass?

The ghoul looked up, “Not really, but…” He smiled at the anon, “I know someone who might?”

@evenmyboatsaredogs

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“Yes darling?”

[ask-redacted]

The Ghoul smiled at River, Ibis shrugged, “They want to devote a religion to my ass.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“I’m down.” He smiled. “After all, it is godlike.”

[ask-redacted]

Ibis sighed, but the Ghouls spoke, “Honestly I though you were going to say it was divine.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“Words cannot describe it anyways.”

[ask-redacted]

“Very true” the ghoul agreed

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“Hey Ib”

[ask-redacted]

Ibis looked at River, “Yes?”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“What do YOU think of that sexy butt?”

[ask-redacted]

“That you defile it every night.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

River let out a hefty laugh. “True. But not EVERY night, sadly.”

[ask-redacted]

“Do you want to?” Ibis asked, smirking at River.

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“You know the answer to that.”

[ask-redacted]

“Then give me a good reason to let you.” Ibis said, grinning.

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

"I do a good job and you certainly seem satisfied with it.​"

[ask-redacted]

would you like to talk about lord and savior ibis's ass?

The ghoul looked up, “Not really, but…” He smiled at the anon, “I know someone who might?”

@evenmyboatsaredogs

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“Yes darling?”

[ask-redacted]

The Ghoul smiled at River, Ibis shrugged, “They want to devote a religion to my ass.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“I’m down.” He smiled. “After all, it is godlike.”

[ask-redacted]

Ibis sighed, but the Ghouls spoke, “Honestly I though you were going to say it was divine.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“Words cannot describe it anyways.”

[ask-redacted]

“Very true” the ghoul agreed

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“Hey Ib”

[ask-redacted]

Ibis looked at River, “Yes?”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“What do YOU think of that sexy butt?”

[ask-redacted]

“That you defile it every night.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

River let out a hefty laugh. “True. But not EVERY night, sadly.”

[ask-redacted]

“Do you want to?” Ibis asked, smirking at River.

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

"You know the answer to that."

[ask-redacted]

would you like to talk about lord and savior ibis's ass?

The ghoul looked up, “Not really, but…” He smiled at the anon, “I know someone who might?”

@evenmyboatsaredogs

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“Yes darling?”

[ask-redacted]

The Ghoul smiled at River, Ibis shrugged, “They want to devote a religion to my ass.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“I’m down.” He smiled. “After all, it is godlike.”

[ask-redacted]

Ibis sighed, but the Ghouls spoke, “Honestly I though you were going to say it was divine.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“Words cannot describe it anyways.”

[ask-redacted]

“Very true” the ghoul agreed

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“Hey Ib”

[ask-redacted]

Ibis looked at River, “Yes?”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“What do YOU think of that sexy butt?”

[ask-redacted]

“That you defile it every night.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

River let out a hefty laugh. "True. But not EVERY night, sadly."

[ask-redacted]

would you like to talk about lord and savior ibis's ass?

The ghoul looked up, “Not really, but…” He smiled at the anon, “I know someone who might?”

@evenmyboatsaredogs

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“Yes darling?”

[ask-redacted]

The Ghoul smiled at River, Ibis shrugged, “They want to devote a religion to my ass.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“I’m down.” He smiled. “After all, it is godlike.”

[ask-redacted]

Ibis sighed, but the Ghouls spoke, “Honestly I though you were going to say it was divine.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“Words cannot describe it anyways.”

[ask-redacted]

“Very true” the ghoul agreed

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“Hey Ib”

[ask-redacted]

Ibis looked at River, “Yes?”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

"What do YOU think of that sexy butt?"

[ask-redacted]

would you like to talk about lord and savior ibis's ass?

The ghoul looked up, “Not really, but…” He smiled at the anon, “I know someone who might?”

@evenmyboatsaredogs

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“Yes darling?”

[ask-redacted]

The Ghoul smiled at River, Ibis shrugged, “They want to devote a religion to my ass.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“I’m down.” He smiled. “After all, it is godlike.”

[ask-redacted]

Ibis sighed, but the Ghouls spoke, “Honestly I though you were going to say it was divine.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“Words cannot describe it anyways.”

[ask-redacted]

“Very true” the ghoul agreed

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

"Hey Ib"

[ask-redacted]

would you like to talk about lord and savior ibis's ass?

The ghoul looked up, “Not really, but…” He smiled at the anon, “I know someone who might?”

@evenmyboatsaredogs

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“Yes darling?”

[ask-redacted]

The Ghoul smiled at River, Ibis shrugged, “They want to devote a religion to my ass.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“I’m down.” He smiled. “After all, it is godlike.”

[ask-redacted]

Ibis sighed, but the Ghouls spoke, “Honestly I though you were going to say it was divine.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

"Words cannot describe it anyways."

[ask-redacted]

would you like to talk about lord and savior ibis's ass?

The ghoul looked up, “Not really, but…” He smiled at the anon, “I know someone who might?”

@evenmyboatsaredogs

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“Yes darling?”

[ask-redacted]

The Ghoul smiled at River, Ibis shrugged, “They want to devote a religion to my ass.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

"I'm down." He smiled. "After all, it is godlike."

[ask-redacted]

would you like to talk about lord and savior ibis's ass?

The ghoul looked up, “Not really, but…” He smiled at the anon, “I know someone who might?”

@evenmyboatsaredogs

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

"Yes darling?"

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

A Ghoul smiled at River, he had pins and needles in his ears, and walked a bit more bipedal then the other Ghouls, he smiled kindly, "You are a hard monster to find River."

“And I only let you find me because I wanted to know what you wanted with me.”

[ask-redacted]

River really, really felt a jonesing for that souffle.

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

River smiled. “Ibis needs to get his eating in order.”

[ask-redacted]

“Hush you, I spent all evening making that damn thing!”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“I’ll make a fresh one in the morning, sweetie.”

[ask-redacted]

“But then my souffle would win… It took me so long to make the damn thing.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

River hushed Ibis. "You know what? I'm fixing your brain. Come down to the lab with me."

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

A Ghoul smiled at River, he had pins and needles in his ears, and walked a bit more bipedal then the other Ghouls, he smiled kindly, "You are a hard monster to find River."

“And I only let you find me because I wanted to know what you wanted with me.”

[ask-redacted]

River really, really felt a jonesing for that souffle.

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

River smiled. “Ibis needs to get his eating in order.”

[ask-redacted]

“Hush you, I spent all evening making that damn thing!”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

"I'll make a fresh one in the morning, sweetie."

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

A Ghoul smiled at River, he had pins and needles in his ears, and walked a bit more bipedal then the other Ghouls, he smiled kindly, "You are a hard monster to find River."

“And I only let you find me because I wanted to know what you wanted with me.”

[ask-redacted]

River really, really felt a jonesing for that souffle.

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

River smiled. "Ibis needs to get his eating in order."

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

A Ghoul smiled at River, he had pins and needles in his ears, and walked a bit more bipedal then the other Ghouls, he smiled kindly, "You are a hard monster to find River."

“And I only let you find me because I wanted to know what you wanted with me.”

[ask-redacted]

Ibis, having devoted most of his time to necrobiology, and botany, didn’t really get what that was… “That?” He asked, confused in his usual detached way.

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

River’s voice turned seductive. “Oh, do you want me to show you again?”

[ask-redacted]

Ibis, after a moment of thought blushed heavily, “Oh! Oh that!” He said, “I actually cannibalized the part of my brain that is responsible for that, so give me a few to regrow it, and sure.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“Okay darling. Whatever you need. But it’s late, we should get some sleep.”

[ask-redacted]

“About that, I’ve been reabsorbing parts of my brain handle a lot of those things, for Science.” He explained.

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“We can talk in the morning. Sleep.”

[ask-redacted]

“But I don’t feel tired.” Ibis said calmly, smiling softly at River.

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

River placed a hand on Ibis’s head. Several bursts of calmness shot through Ibis’s body.

[ask-redacted]

Ibis relaxed slightly, “I ment I ate the part of my brain that processes the need to sleep.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“Shhh…” The sensation kept coming. A sense of tired energy swept over both of the people in the room.

[ask-redacted]

Ibis looked at River, now waiting for his betrothed to tire themselves out.

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

The pulses of soothing energy kept coming, and River showed no signs of tiring. “I can keep this up all night long.”

[ask-redacted]

“As can I dearest.” Ibis said back, grinning happily, “Removing ones sleep can do that to a monster.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

River giggled. “I’m using my brain’s need for sleep to get you asleep too.”

[ask-redacted]

“As I can feel… I’m about three… Minutes from drugging you, and making you sleep, as, I slept yesterday River, I sleep once a week.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

Ibis could feel a switch in personality in his own brain. “Well now you aren’t. Because your want has been replaced with my want. My want for you to sleep.”

[ask-redacted]

… and River felt the want to eat the souffle that Ibis had made for his… Food? He was more a free-range snacker then a three meals a day. Also, he felt the want to collect 50 g from Sunny.

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

River managed to ignore it.

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

A Ghoul smiled at River, he had pins and needles in his ears, and walked a bit more bipedal then the other Ghouls, he smiled kindly, "You are a hard monster to find River."

“And I only let you find me because I wanted to know what you wanted with me.”

[ask-redacted]

Ibis, having devoted most of his time to necrobiology, and botany, didn’t really get what that was… “That?” He asked, confused in his usual detached way.

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

River’s voice turned seductive. “Oh, do you want me to show you again?”

[ask-redacted]

Ibis, after a moment of thought blushed heavily, “Oh! Oh that!” He said, “I actually cannibalized the part of my brain that is responsible for that, so give me a few to regrow it, and sure.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“Okay darling. Whatever you need. But it’s late, we should get some sleep.”

[ask-redacted]

“About that, I’ve been reabsorbing parts of my brain handle a lot of those things, for Science.” He explained.

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“We can talk in the morning. Sleep.”

[ask-redacted]

“But I don’t feel tired.” Ibis said calmly, smiling softly at River.

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

River placed a hand on Ibis’s head. Several bursts of calmness shot through Ibis’s body.

[ask-redacted]

Ibis relaxed slightly, “I ment I ate the part of my brain that processes the need to sleep.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

“Shhh…” The sensation kept coming. A sense of tired energy swept over both of the people in the room.

[ask-redacted]

Ibis looked at River, now waiting for his betrothed to tire themselves out.

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

The pulses of soothing energy kept coming, and River showed no signs of tiring. “I can keep this up all night long.”

[ask-redacted]

“As can I dearest.” Ibis said back, grinning happily, “Removing ones sleep can do that to a monster.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

River giggled. “I’m using my brain’s need for sleep to get you asleep too.”

[ask-redacted]

“As I can feel… I’m about three… Minutes from drugging you, and making you sleep, as, I slept yesterday River, I sleep once a week.”

[evenmyboatsaredogs-blog]

Ibis could feel a switch in personality in his own brain. "Well now you aren't. Because your want has been replaced with my want. My want for you to sleep."