Hulk Out

Tumblr to the ao3 Agents of Smash fanfic; Ever Growing Green! Written and run by Belle/Greenie. A blog for any questions or thoughts regarding EGG!

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Here we go!

Welcome to the tumblr of Ever Growing Green; a Hulk and the Agents of SMASH fanfiction that bases on a possible season 3 I would have liked to see before the show got cut early.

For this tumblr, I plan to use it as a info blog regarding any questions over the series, characters or general questions and discussions anyone wanted to have. As well as a place to put posisble arts and piccrews for designs and characters!

Also, EGG will feature some interaction between readers and the characters where Rick will be able to read out questions from this tumblr! If anyone wishes to send in character questions though please be sure to make it clear who you're asking! Either by placing by character's name in brackets or stating their name when asking them something.

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What about she hulk and Ironman? It seemed they had a thing. Was she too much of a slob and he too much of a snob?

"Yeah, no, there's nothing between Tony and me." Jen gave the camera a deadpan stare, vague annoyance starting to grow on her face. "We don't have much in common and I'm not into guys who build giant robots to fight me."

Then actual anger grew on her face at the second half of the ask. "Excuse me? My whole thing is about having to physically fight, I'd like to see you jump a thousand feet into the air or lift a jet without getting a little, buddy! Who I am on and off the field are unrelated, and I like taking care of myself!"

Jen couldn't help but scoff and roll her eyes now, wasn't much of a point for her answers at this rate. What next? Asking her if she was in a love triangle between Wolverine and Thor?

"Hey Rick?"

"Yeah?"

"If I get anymore romance questions, do me a favour and delete 'em."

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On the topic of Asgardians, I really do think that strength and battle technique is something that was slowly dragged to be the most key thing over the years. And while intelligence WAS once respected, by the time Loki came along, Odin and Asgardian culture pretty much wiped in out.

Though if you CAN backup your intelligence with strength to a degree, you get some leeway. Mostly in the form of Thor and Jen who are smart but still respected and desired via their fighting vs Loki who doesn't have much active combat skills in a way that's favourable to Asgardians.

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You think fandral considered the punching in the face (by a hulk) as a way to flirt? Or are you just dismissing criticism?

Ah.

"Listen, as much as I appreciate that you care about Fandral, I think you're overlooking Asgardian culture a lot." Jen had seen it, seen how it worked and what Hulk had told her when it came to living in the tower with Thor, "And I think you're underestimating how I work too."

She couldn't help but huff and roll her eyes a little before leaning forward on her chair. "I'd recommend grabbing some books on Asgardian culture, you'd be shocked at how much strength really does play into a factor."

Then again, hard to be shocked when you saw what it did to Loki; An adopted outsider who used magic instead of brawn and technique? It hadn't been like Fandral was exactly interested in intellectual conversation either...

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(A bomb) how popular is your show right now?

"Hmmm....going pretty good!"

He grinned at the camera, "After the whole big battle last year, we really shot up on views and followers! Man, took me ages to up the merch shop..."

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Question for she hulk

Hey Jen. Why did you punched fandral (multiple times), when he just wanted to know you better

"Listen, when you're the only female hulk in a team of men, people...kinda tend to assume things about you."

Jen sighed, flopping back in her seat and raised a brow, "I'm not some dainty Midgard maiden for Frandal to swoon of her feet, I'm She-Hulk! If he really wanted to get to know me, he'd actually try. Punching is one hell of a way to get him to back off if he's not serious."

But...after a moment, Jen smirked. "And besides; On Asgard? Punching is flirting for warriors."

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I firmly believe that Abomination and Leader were always supposed to be intended redeemable characters in the show and NOTHING will change my mind on this

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(Question for A-bomb) Hey Rick! Big fan of the show, man. Had a question though, how does the team feel about the whole world seeing the team even in their embarrassing moments? She hulk always complains about red Hulk breath, doubt he likes knowing everyone seeing it, she hulk destroyed a bathroom in your first episode (don’t think I need to remind you about it) and it has been said she had bad breath too and let’s not talk about how skaar is portrayed… well, maybe he doesn’t care lol. They can give their own answers if they want. Either way, I feel that it gives some authenticity to all of the team! Love you show.

"Aw, thanks dude!" Rick grinned at the praise flopping back in his seat and waving a hand casually, just like he'd seen every cool director do at least once in interviews, "And if I'm honest? Nothing's as bad as it comes across really. Half the time we're just sayin' that stuff to wind each other up or it's mostly because we've all got enhanced senses, y'know?"

And that wasn't always the best to deal with. It'd taken Rick some time to get used to the fact that he could smell things from miles away while some humans around town didn't click onto it at all.

"But yeah, it's not as bad as it seems. If there's anything anyone really doesn't want put into the show, then I won't do it. It's not fun making something when you know the other people are miserable, but I like t'think that we're all close enough for stuff to be alright."

Finally, he finger gunned and winked, "Buuut, that doesn't mean I won't let a few embarrassing things slip to stop 'em from getting a swelled head every now and again!"

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(Question for a-bomb) hey rick! Im a big fan of the web series and i wanted to ask, can we hear more about the burger incident? Please and thank youuu! -bug

Hi! Mun here, could you just remind me what exactly the burger incident was/what you're referring to please?

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How dangerous is it to enter a bathroom after she hulk?

Not anymore dangerous than anyone else.

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Heights

So I decided to use the height chart in order to show what I HC for the Smashers heights;

Rick is 7'0 Skaar is 7'2 Jen is 7'7 Red is 8'0 Hulk is 8'5

Rick and Skaar WILL be the taller ones of the team but right now they're the shortest since Skaar is still a teenager

Depending on Jen's emotions, she can reach 8'0 at her tallest but often keeps to 7'7 since. she can JUST about fit under doorways so. Jen still likes being able to go inside.

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Human heights!

Rick Again is shortest at 5'7 Bruce is 5'9 Jen is 5'10 Red is 6'1 Skaar is 6'5

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Villain heights! Emil is 11'0 (5'7 as human) while Samuel is 5'3 (5'6 in heels)

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Heights

So I decided to use the height chart in order to show what I HC for the Smashers heights;

Rick is 7'0 Skaar is 7'2 Jen is 7'7 Red is 8'0 Hulk is 8'5

Rick and Skaar WILL be the taller ones of the team but right now they're the shortest since Skaar is still a teenager

Depending on Jen's emotions, she can reach 8'0 at her tallest but often keeps to 7'7 since. she can JUST about fit under doorways so. Jen still likes being able to go inside.

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Human heights!

Rick Again is shortest at 5'7 Bruce is 5'9 Jen is 5'10 Red is 6'1 Skaar is 6'5

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Heights

So I decided to use the height chart in order to show what I HC for the Smashers heights;

Rick is 7'0 Skaar is 7'2 Jen is 7'7 Red is 8'0 Hulk is 8'5

Rick and Skaar WILL be the taller ones of the team but right now they're the shortest since Skaar is still a teenager

Depending on Jen's emotions, she can reach 8'0 at her tallest but often keeps to 7'7 since. she can JUST about fit under doorways so. Jen still likes being able to go inside.

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Hulk, lets see that fat ass, c'mon do a lil twirl ya big green hunk!

Gaaaaah!!

Face dark purple, Hulk narrowed his eyes and pointed, now hidden behind a chair.

"Just for that? I'm gonna dress like a nun. Perv."

Why did everyone wanna see his butt!?

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What’s up. Is leader still with you? In case he is, is he still in bathroom duty? Or did he got a different punishment

"After we stopped the Supreme Intelligence, SHIELD took Leader back into custody. He's been there ever since."

Something Hulk was glad for. He didn't want to deal with the big head again, and it was reassuring that SHIELD was taking more protective measures with keeping him contained.

"But if he does escape?" Hulk smirked and raised his fists, "I've got two reasons to convince him to get back in his cell."

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Hey. A-bomb, how’s the love life of the team? You’re still seeing crystal? Fandral ended up calling Jen?

"Oh, well...things between me and Crystal kinda fizzled out," Rick shrugged and smiled towards the camera after reading the question off his tablet, "I mean, we're still friends, but she had a lot going on with the Inhuman kingdom starting to appear to humans again and I had hulk stuff, so..."

It was hard to keep a normal long distance relationship, let alone one where one person was a big blue hulk who regularly went to space for months at a time and the other was some sort of hidden away princess (was Crystal a princess? She seemed like a princess...Rick needed to ask Hulk about it later).

"We still chat online though! And I promised to show Crystal around Vista Verde when she has time for a visit!"

The camera flicked to Jen now, smirking over a glass of water as she sipped and shrugged, "Maybe he did, maybe he didn't...a lady doesn't exactly kiss and tell to strangers, y'know."

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So!! As part of chapter 2 and the reveal of the villains, a while back I actually made the symbol/icon for Shadow Base!

This is more of a advert/symbol they use in general, but the green ribbons are on every agents' left breast pocket (your left), and originally I had made it to resemble how DNA looks in a small way, but not close enough for people to make an automatic assumption.