Ivanhard

clearly can't shut up about a certain marmaid looking ass 💙💜💙 Leonhard / He/they/highness (psychosis)

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Okie dokie so a little heads up

Do not reality check me on my own blog.

This is very important so I don't want people telling me I'm not myself on a blog that makes me feel safe.

Reality checking includes:

Invalidating my identity

Invalidating my memories (yes this includes invalidating the truama I have from Eins and B*atrix, you don't know the full story.)

Talking about my physical form (just picture me as am in the royal tutor)

Interacting with me if you kin me or pretend to be me. (Roleplayers too bc y'all kinds make me uncomfy, no grudges tho)

Other:

Do not ever show me proshipping content involving my source. If you do this you're a sick pervert and I wish hell was real so you could rot there.

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Pov u get a bf and u think he may be ur ivan but turns out hes straight and literally rips ur heart in two million. Anywho i was getting better but now i see being ill was much more safe

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Mans probly reading these post this second and laughing as he sits on his large throne, partaking in underage drinking because im not there to stop him, bastard (i love you tho pls come back)

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Me: pls stop trolling im inlove with you

Ivan:

Me: I KNOW YOUR OUT THERE!

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When i look at trt ao3 and find that people are still being absolutely disqusting to me and my family

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I miss him

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Im going to throw up or something plz if you like guys and are enby or a guy and you want to date me (leonhard von granzreich) just tell me your ivan ill do anything to have him back

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I present to you my dads talking about cupcakes.

Also i miss ivan so much im not kiding its causing mental distress its going to get bad again and im already dependent again and i dont know what will happen if i dont find him

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The masculine urge to open rpgmaker xp and make the stupidest fucking fangame romhack ever

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Say you hate mentally ill ppl without saying you hate mentally ill people.

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Leonhard: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Ivan: Leonhard, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Leonhard: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Ivan: Okay.

Leonhard: And make out during the scary parts.

Ivan: Th-

Ivan: The scary parts.

Ivan: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Ivan: I'm going to take you out.

Leonhard: Great, It's a date!

Ivan: I meant that as a threat.

Leonhard: See you at five!

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Leonhard: is this alcohol or perfume?

Ivan: *chugs the entire bottle*

Ivan: it's perfume.

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Storytime!

Me: Leonhard von Granzriech

Source: Royal Tutor

Ok so I used to have this cat, I think it was a boy and died a few years before heine came to the palace and we were super close. I've always been a cat person, both in the royal tutor and out. (The only time I wasn't was witches house) I'm pretty sure he was orange cause I kinda have a weird connection with orange cats?

I think he got along with shadow, but it may have been a little rocky atfirst.

I also think I was the only cat person in the family until heine arrived.

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Here's the thing.

Maybe to you, my source, me, my family, and my boyfriend, aren't real.

But my feelings are real. So when you go and fuck around and make Cp of me it really genuinely fucks with me. And that's only the worst of it, I could go on and on about little things like people simping for my boyfriends abuser or infantilizing me, but if I could remove one type of thing from the internet, it would be the cp people have written of me.

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Might make a more professional looking blog for all my random Ivan and me shit