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[burpyurpybabes]

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Would you believe me if I told you this was the calm before the storm?

[burpyurpybabes]

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Nauseous and sick until dry heaving. Thought that drinking more water would help (because it's better to throw up something than nothing at all). It definitely worked... Painful, but sort of fun ngl

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[cutevom]

I went out the night before valentines- sunk somewhere between 8 and 10 pints with my friend and at last call, at 3am, we ordered a bottle of Prosecco.

I managed to make it home, I have no idea how but I was still fairly competent like I remember it all, stumbling down the street starting to feel a little nauseous. I jumped in a cab and then as soon as I got home, the motion sickness plus the sugary drinks were working together… my stomach was starting to feel so queasy, turning and when I got to the door I burped very suddenly. I basically ran up the stairs and stripped on the way to the bathroom, my mouth was watering so hard and fizz was splashing up into my mouth. I barely made it into the bathroom in time and it was coming up. I managed to get some recorded after the very first wave, where I almost didn’t make it to the toilet … we hadn’t eaten in hours so it was just, endless booze coming up in fizzy mouthfuls. The first ones were still cold, too.

[blvk-cpl-deactivated20250713]

Food Poisoning

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Seems as soon as yall asked, I was blessed with my first bout of food poisoning. I went golfing with some buddies and had a hot dog from the course snack shop. It tasted a little weird, but I didn’t think anything of it until 30 minutes later when my stomach felt like it was a washing machine. I kept drinking water to try to dampen the nausea….but that just resulted in me having a sloshy, queasy belly and sitting in front of my toilet as my stomach gurgled unhappily with me after I got home. I’ve never had food poisoning before this was interesting 😂

[burpyurpybabes]

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My stomach has been feeling sort of off all day. I assumed it was because it had been a busy day and I'd had a lot of coffee today. I found myself relaxing around dinner time and my stomach still felt off. I tried to ignore it, but when I found myself wanting to gag I started to realize there was a problem. I hadn't eaten in a while, though, and no matter how much I gagged nothing would really come up. I decided to chug some water and boy did it work. My stomach felt so bloated, I couldn't grab the bin quick enough!

[averysvomitorium]

Im SO sorry i Fucked up, here's the reupload, im a fucking mess

[someone-who-pukes]

Slow choking puke

This was waiting to happen all day. It was slow and I choked on it a lot. I don’t know if you’ll be able to identify all the sounds my stomach and throat were doing.

Anyway, I think no one actually reads the story I write on each audio so let’s simplify it, there you go.

It was raining by the way. It’s audible sometimes

I forgot. If you wanna see the aftermath, keep reading :)

[godsizzlingbacon]

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From a few months ago ... was feeling incredibly nauseous and trying anything to puke ♡ chugged an old bottle of diet soda i had in the fridge and almost couldn't get it all down gagging the last few sips, but it still wouldn't come up, hanging over the toilet ...

[tummieaching]

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I was too sick last night to post the audio when it happened, but here is the second time I puked ... it was only an hour after the first time, I went back to bed to nurse my belly and it didn't feel better, so I went back to the bathroom ... I rubbed my sick tummy and hung my head into the toilet bowl to see if it would come up faster, because when I tried to force it, nothing would come up except for spit ... thankfully it came up soon enough ♡ This time felt even better than the first time, the burps felt so good but my belly was still so so sick

This audio is a bit messed up and overlaps a few times but I hope it's still enjoyable ♡

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Gush after Gush

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So, in conclusion, do NOT fill your stomach with water when you think you have food poisoning. I instinctively kept trying to compulsively swallow back my sick; but obviously my stomach didn’t want any of it inside of me. This felt mad gross while it was happening, but I did feel better after I got it out. :)

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Well I got a little pukey, I was really loud in this one!

[tummieaching]

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From two nights ago ... ♡ I got really, really full ... I eat when I'm bored and I didn't realize how full and tight my tummy was until I was holding it over my underwear on the bathroom floor ... I had a lot of sourdough bread and macaroni and cheese, and lemonade ... that already wasn't sitting super good in my tummy all mixed together, it felr heavy at the bottom and I was already nauseous burping, but i thought I could digest it ... And later I was eating ice cream on my couch while watching a movie and my belly started feeling tight as I was eating spoonfuls of it and I started getting gassy ... I burped up some of the ice cream that I swallowed and realized I needed to move myself to the toilet ... I almost burped it up back into the container ♡ it took a while to get it up after I got to the toilet ... I got distracted and starting rubbing myself and the nausea got overwhelming again before I finally started burping some of it up ...

Puking it up felt so good with my belly feeling so so full ... even burping helped with the pressure ... ♡ It's been 2 days and the bloating has finally gone away ...

[someone-who-pukes]

Throwing up lunch

I couldn’t keep lunch down. It came up violently and the dry heaving lasted several minutes and it was painful 😖

[emetostuffandfuckknows]

From yesterday. I had been feeling sick since the day before, early the morning of the audio nausea started building, but nothing really happened so I grabbed some plain pasta for lunch bc I felt like I had to eat. Four agonizing hours of building nausea and sipping ginger tea later, this happened.

My stomach still doesn't feel great but I'm feeling better overall so I think this might be the only content y'all are getting this time around.

[pukemiss02]

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The shorter 2nd round