Claire Keane
@theartofmadeline
DEAR READER
RMH
Xuebing Du
Jules of Nature
Today's Document
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Janaina Medeiros
hello vonnie
ojovivo
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
almost home
Product Placement
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Kiana Khansmith
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@every-time-its-ash
take a deep breath.
Get some good sleep.
Focus on the most important things in your life.
Be good. Be kind.
If trump wins I’m gonna go ape shit, this is a stupid and bad take. I like having rights as a trans woman actually believe it or not
Wow this is so interesting. I never knew this.
Nostalgia is fun, things are definitely getting worse than they where and I wanna be a child again so it’s not as stressful bc fuck the state of the world rn. No one thinks we’re gonna go back to normal and everyone knows things have to change. It’s just a meme and it’s nice to imagine going back to times when you where young and not as stressed out all the damn time
I’m sorry it has come to this
That reminds me. I can't imagine an American saying "Jammie Dodger", so what do you guys call that kind of biscuit?
Are you talking about a scone?
I mean these little bitches
I dont think we have a special name for them? They'd be considered a type of cookie.
...do Americans just not like biscuits or something? Your biscuit culture is disappointing.
As an American (specifically Southern American) we generally categorize biscuits and cookies as two separate things. Biscuits are buttery soft savory pastries whereas most sweet breads are cookies.
Biscuit according to Americans:
That's a scone. That is a goddamn scone and none of you can convince me otherwise.
That's a biscuit, scones are triangle shaped.
This is a Scone in British lexicon
How in the hell is that not a biscuit
Because biscuits are hard and flat. This is soft and round. Thus, scone.
Biscuits are supposed to be soft and flakey. You want hard and flat, you make hardtack. You want a triangle that’s full of jam, you get a scone.
No.
It’s a type of biscuit, not the definitive biscuit! The archetypal biscuit is supposed to be soft, if it’s hard that means you overcooked it or it’s been left out for too long!
A biscuit is hard and flat! Even you said hardtack was hard and flat, and hardtack is a type of biscuit!
History of the American Revolution (1776)
I’m gonna go to Britain and just start throwing punches
Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.
Reblogging this in case any of you little jelly beans get sick (◡‿◡✿)
Super useful for this coming winter!
Hint: You may wish to remove the peel from the lemon first because it can make the concentrate a bit bitter.
I use these ingredients all the time to make tea for good digestion, this is a lovely combination
I made some a while back. Now I know how long to keep it!
Lemon and honey is also just really really fuckin good
What’s he realistically gonna do, play a prolonged game of hide and seek with the secret service looking for him in the White House? If he won’t leave they’ll just kick him out
Why You Never Wear A Red Shirt And Khaki Pants At Target.
Target, where the customers become employees just because they are wearing red
New theory: target doesn’t have actual employees
Do this enough times and you get money
Fuck it I have a red shirt and I need a job
@ all my vampire friends who worry they aren’t “real vampires”: you are vlad
This sounds suspiciously aphobic or possibly terfy
are you aware that you are responsible for the funniest post on this site
Are you shitting me? Terfy vampires? Bizarre
Our intern quit her job at Pizza King so we are plotting to open a new restaurant in competition—would you eat at Padishah Pizza? Primor Pizza? Count Von Pizza? Basileus Pizza?
The tzar’s pizzaria
I love "how do you do math?" questions. Here's how my brain does it:
How about you guys?
1
27
+48
7 5
Basically 7 plus 8 equals 15, carry the 1, 3 plus 4 is 7. Answer is 75
Actually, the best way is *brain shuts down*
Will you be seeing red after taking this quiz?
I can only read “dogs” and only see anything in one other. I see nothing in any other.
8/10 but fuck, OW.
A perfect 10, I win I’m the new queen of tumblr
This post is for all zero of my active mutuals, love u guys
Day 7: Free choice ↳ The 118 + Being a family
I’ve been informed that these are in fact firefighters, my statement still stands but I fucking love fire fighters
Day 7: Free choice ↳ The 118 + Being a family
People Matching Artworks: An Unusual Photo Series By Stefan Draschan
People Matching Artworks: An Unusual Photo Series By Stefan Draschan More info: Website | Instagram…
I was really hoping these weren’t staged and the artist just spends weeks in art galleries and days in front of paintings to make these
Well guess what… That’s exactly what he did!
Lynda Barry, 2016
Me: dressed in plate armor and goes to a museum w medieval art and looks for this photographer
I wonder why he calls her peg...
can we stop adding -wave and -core to shit now it’s done. it’s finished
I’d like to purpose to you my new idea: wavecore
