Smooth Criminal

(401): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am? Independent Persona 5 Protagonist Selective and Private Written by Hen!

[everybodysfool]

Faint sound of Shiro singing along with Kesha while he gets ready.

He barely even speaks English.

[everybodysfool]

Rice Krispie treats were 2 for 110Y at the konbini today.

So I bought like ten. They're big too! Anybody want one?

[everybodysfool]

@mellowmelancholia

I am like Cassandra, cursed to speak truths people do not want to hear.

[everybodysfool]

@mellowmelancholia

So is saying umu

[everybodysfool]

We've all got shitposts, but is that really all we can do? Why do we have to be so vulgar? What about dangposts? Heckposts? Motherfuckerposts?

[everybodysfool]

Hi, Mom!

[everybodysfool]

I started playing P3P again because my phone can (kind of) run it.

I still love that your very first words to Yukari can be "Why do you have a gun?". Understandable, but also pretty funny.

Something I didn't notice before is that you can comment on the boy and the gun, but nothing about the STREETS FULL OF COFFINS. Are you hiding it on instinct, or is it just so normal for you that you don't even consider it worth mentioning?

[everybodysfool]

Jumps on Shiro's back.

“Jetpack, ready for liftoff! Pchooooo!” And then he runs around the room for about ten seconds before he trips and falls over.

[kassasaurus-rex]

i literally cannot comprehend how someone could look at a buff lady and think “ew”.  like what the fuck is wrong with you, how can you think a lady with muscles she’s worked for is anything other than utterly stunning and blessing you with her presence.  gal’s got shoulders for days?  christ in heaven thank you for existing.  gracious.

[everybodysfool]

Oh hey here's my phone, it fell behind the bed.

[everybodysfool]

Link doesn’t believe me that I want to be his friend. :(

[paulthebukkit]

Flipping Guardian Trick-Shot

[theblibbles-deactivated20190101]

[xenablade]

[everybodysfool]

@slatebearer

[everybodysfool]

slatebearer replied to your post: slatebearer replied to your post: ...

why are you making me look…..

Because I want to be your friend?

[everybodysfool]

slatebearer replied to your post: @slatebearer Made you look.

WHY

Because I want to be your friend?

[everybodysfool]

@slatebearer

Made you look.

[everybodysfool]

slatebearer replied to your post “slatebearer replied to your post: slatebearer...”

you need to Stop

Never.

[everybodysfool]

slatebearer replied to your post: slatebearer replied to your post: ...

yes, butthead

Are you sure you’re okay? My butt is nowhere near my head.