Golf.

I like to talk- I mean golf

[everydaygolfer]

Slither like a snake and fly like an owl. Never let them know your secrets. Lurk in the shadows. Hide behind rocks like a bug. Get set on fire by a magnifying glass.

[everydaygolfer]

EPIC CAT STORY, TRANSCRIPT UNDER CUT

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Hello everybody, how are we doing today? I myself am doing wonderfully. Because my cat just did a KICK ASS back flip. I was all like "YOOO that is poggers where did you learn to do that?" And my cat said "I learned it at cat school."

[everydaygolfer]

Wearing the neck part of the juice carton as a ring. I feel so Punk. I feel so Rock. Or felt I guess because this draft is from like 10+ days ago and by now I have no idea where it is.

[everydaygolfer]

I am PRO Global warming and I WILL NOT stop untill all oceans are DESERTS and all deserts are GLASS.

[iamnottoph]

(mild deltarune spoilers/sorta-theorizing under cut) so hey uh

chat is this anything

[everydaygolfer]

Wow! #GamerLifeStyle

[clegfly]

[thecatssuicide]

Aren't you excited?

No I'm scared

[everydaygolfer]

WRONG ANSWER

[thecatssuicide]

IM SORRYY

[everydaygolfer]

WRONG ANSWER

[thecatssuicide]

Aren't you excited?

No I'm scared

[everydaygolfer]

WRONG ANSWER

[everydaygolfer]

Three people walk into a bar. Suddenly, a metal panel rises out of the floor and blocks the exit! A timer appears above the exit, it starts counting down. Speaker:"Upon the end of this timer, this room will explode with all of you inside, if you want to save yourselves, you will have to work together. Be quick, you only have 20 minutes." What happens next? Find out in the next episode of Three people walk into a bar.

[everydaygolfer]

Dipping bread in garlic oil and sprinkling salt on it. Calling it "garlic oil dipped and lightly salted bread". How has nobody thought of this yet?

[everydaygolfer]

Aren’t you aware of the amount of environmental damage golf courses cause?

I personally do not golf, I'm sorry to tell you this but my name is a lie. Unless you count the backyard golf set I have in my home.

[everydaygolfer]

This sounds like what a shady man in the alley would say to if you asked him for d-d-drugs! *gulp* I can't believe I just said that word on my wholesome blog of wholesomeness. smh

[shootingstardice]

hey i'm new here please don't throw rocks at me 😊

[everydaygolfer]

M-me? Haha.. I'd never!! *suspiciously hides hands behind back* (Phew, that was close...)

[everydaygolfer]

Spooler fer chepter feeve.

I feel like it's a 75 to 25 percent split with 75% of the community hating flowery and 25% of people not wanting to burn him alive.

[everydaygolfer]

Deltarune chapter 5 softlock

spoilers under cut as always.

It's in the Big Gun room where the Big Gun shoots at you.

[faejayy]

this freaking guy man...

[everydaygolfer]

Spoilerb forb deltaruneb chapterb fiveb

I was trying to softlock myself in this room and this is what happened #notclickbait