Dreaming to be...

30 - She/Her - Writer - AO3 @DreamTillDawn  - Fanfic @Everydream

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[viralfrog]

[pearly-stargirl]

This is what watching blue lock feels like

[warningsine]

[annabelle--cane]

I would be a lot more convinced by the hivemind's offer if they were actually acting like they were the combined souls of everyone on earth, but they're simply not. the first person to get infected would have just been in a hivemind of one, but her behavior changed immediately. if they were every person on earth and nothing much more, then they'd have teams seeing to every major religious ritual, they'd be speaking endangered languages, they'd be looking after pets, they'd be preserving works and sites of cultural importance, they'd be putting on plays, they'd be singing, they'd be doing things that mattered to people, they'd be doing literally anything for fun for themselves. zosia and the massage shows they still experience and appreciate pleasure, but it doesn't look like any of them do anything like that without the presence of an immune person. by the numbers the hivemind should be about a quarter muslim and a quarter christian, but I doubt any of them will be making pilgrimages to mecca or baptizing newborns. seven billion minds all brought together and somehow none of them want to pet a baby goat? not one? a widdle baby goat? no one in the plurb soup wants to pet a goat? fuck you, I know humans, we go crazy for baby animals.

[robotslenderman]

Source

[tributary]

teetotailer

[judygemstone]

first incidence of good writing advice i've seen in 10+ years on this platform and it's in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store

[konoko]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[holyfunnyhistoryherring]

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

[faeblesmith]

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

[lastoneout]

Also important to note that the rooster appears to be roughly the size of a large pigeon.

[lastoneout]

The pigeon people have informed me he is the size of a normal pigeon, or perhaps even a small pigeon. Fucking rip.

[bundibird]

Iron Man 1 really said "the actual bad guy is the white capitalist who is selling arms under the table to both sides in order to extend the war and make as much money from it as possible," and Iron Man 2 really said "the white capitalist who gives a platform to people with bad intentions in order to make a buck is the reason the bad intentions have the opportunity to prosper and cause untold damage," and Iron Man 3 really said "the real terrorist is the white capitalist who will create and use fear to manipulate governments and the public in order to sell a product," and I really don't think enough people recognise this.

[guerrillatech]

[emziess]

SPIRITED AWAY 2001 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[flaccid-rats]

Bloodymary sun/moon symbolism but in the way that Simon is like the moon because he has found himself caught in the orbit of something so much bigger than him that he can't pull away from, he can only drift closer and closer and closer until he's trapped, locked in a tidal orbit, unable to look away from the thing that has made him a part of itself

Bloodymary sun/moon symbolism but in the way that Ryland is like the sun because when it was his time to die he did not go quietly, he fought and he struggled and he took people with him to what was supposed to be his grave, and no one knew until it was too late, because even when he was already gone people still saw his ghost and called it life

[darlingshane]

team up already and do crimes and kiss.

[thememedaddy]

[starbender25]

The burn of Zutara

🎨: diornies

movie made me realize that there’s something about these two that won’t ever let me go

[livs-cooke]

MEGAN FOX and AMANDA SEYFRIED as JENNIFER CHECK and NEEDY LESNICKI

JENNIFER'S BODY (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama

[a-totally-reasonable-username]

@namelessennes

[avidreaderffn]

@sandstonesunspear

[polyamorousmisanthrope]

Jesus Tapdancing Christ... THIS is a good welt pocket and the people who designed Simplicity 2895 ought to be blasted well ASHAMED of themselves for the crap way THEY wanted a welt pocket made. *SNARLS*

[makereadgrow]

This is how I learned to do it and a good example of what you want to see in a short form tutorial: pinning, pressing, seam finishing, good fabric handling.

I would mention that you can make the pocket facing with a small panel of your matching fabric that is visible and the rest in a lighter fabric to reduce bulk. That's a lot of denim layers for comfort.

[silverhart-makes-art]

Today's Fun Fact: Did you know, if you stack a bunch of horses, you can make a horse ladder?

This fun fact brought to you by @artists-guild-of-exandria !

Another fun fact, Beau is a champagne thoroughbred. 'Cause she's from a wine family, and she's... Thoreau-bred! I am so hilarious. Going forward, I will be quitting art to pursue horse-based comedy full time.

From top to bottom:

Nott (screaming)

Essek (he's a shiny akhal teke)

Caleb (look at his cute badger face!)

Mollymauk (he's a zorse, of course, of course)

Beau (the best pun I've ever made)

Jester (who is a blue roan)

Fjord (Mustang)

Cadeuceus (perfect in every way)

Yasha (she's really strong...and fuzzy)