you bitches want to make some fucking money?

Hey fellas I'm here to play hopefully my parents don't find out about this I'm not really allowed to have a tumblr

[everyoneknowsitbutters]

Hey , Eric!  You didn’t say you were planning murder! If my parents find out I helped you dig that grave I’m gonna be grounded! @ericcartmanaskblog

[ericcartmanaskblog]

*gives Butters a annoyed look* goddamn it Butters! Keep your mouth closed. Your parents won’t ground you if they don’t find out.

[everyoneknowsitbutters]

But I feel bad Eric! Burying someone alive seems mean. Are you sure he deserved this? 

[ericcartmanaskblog]

*gives Butters a serious face* yes Butters. It would have been better if scott was put down. I kidnapped his boyfriend Incase he escapes and he tries to do something.

[everyoneknowsitbutters]

You did what?! .. Oh hamburgers..  .. Can I play with him?

[everyoneknowsitbutters]

Hey , Eric!  You didn’t say you were planning murder! If my parents find out I helped you dig that grave I’m gonna be grounded! @ericcartmanaskblog

[ericcartmanaskblog]

*gives Butters a annoyed look* goddamn it Butters! Keep your mouth closed. Your parents won’t ground you if they don’t find out.

[everyoneknowsitbutters]

But I feel bad Eric! Burying someone alive seems mean. Are you sure he deserved this? 

[everyoneknowsitbutters]

Hey , Eric!  You didn’t say you were planning murder! If my parents find out I helped you dig that grave I’m gonna be grounded! @ericcartmanaskblog

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

Yo dudes my therapist is Jewish. 🤔

[scotttenormanaskblog]

Get a new therapist

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

What, Scott, do you hate Jews?

[scotttenormanaskblog]

No, I just hate Kyle

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

Oh. Me too. Why do you hate Kyle? We’ve got something to talk about hyah…

[scotttenormanaskblog]

He’s a dirty rotten thief. And I still hate you so don’t get any ideas that were bonding that idea alone makes me want to throw up.

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

Well, you’re right about that. So. 🤔

[scotttenormanaskblog]

Want to help me get rid of him?

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

…How? I’ve been trying FOR YEARS.

[everyoneknowsitbutters]

I have an idea

[everyoneknowsitbutters]

What pictures is he talking about Eric? @cartmanbrah

[somesortofblogiguess]

     God, I need creep spray. To keep those creepy fuckers away from me!

[everyoneknowsitbutters]

What’s wrong Shelly?

[somesortofblogiguess]

      SCOTT TENORMAN STARTER CALL, LIKE OR REBLOG FOR A STARTER

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

KISS MY ASS

[marjorineaskblog]

Um..o..ok…*nervous*

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

I don’t want you to kiss my ass.

[everyoneknowsitbutters]

I’ll kiss your ass Eric!

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

Okay. Let me get my camera. Heheheh.

[everyoneknowsitbutters]

Wait.. are you going to fart in my face?

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

KISS MY ASS

[marjorineaskblog]

Um..o..ok…*nervous*

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

I don’t want you to kiss my ass.

[everyoneknowsitbutters]

I’ll kiss your ass Eric!

[everyoneknowsitbutters]

I thought you were dead glad to see your okay also you’re an asshole. @therealjacktenorman

[scotttenormanaskblog]

Sheila looks hot as a Jersey bitch

[kenny-broflovski-blog]

Kyley-B looks hot

[everyoneknowsitbutters]

He did look pretty good

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

Have you found a butters yet? Kin wise?

No! And now I’m more COPING CARTMAN than KIN CARTMAN but I miss making fun of him!

[everyoneknowsitbutters]

Hey Eric!

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

Hey Butts. TYPO. My bad. 😂 Typo.

[everyoneknowsitbutters]

Sorry I haven’t been around much I was grounded

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

Have you found a butters yet? Kin wise?

No! And now I’m more COPING CARTMAN than KIN CARTMAN but I miss making fun of him!

[everyoneknowsitbutters]

Hey Eric!

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

ART CLASS IS FOR GAYWADS

[kenny-broflovski-blog]

Aren’t you in my art class?

Always knew you were a little gay haha

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

Yes I am.

…AY!

[kenny-broflovski-blog]

Is Stan our token Hetero friend? Lol

[marjorineaskblog]

Kenny? What’s going on?

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

I’m not gay.

[marjorineaskblog]

Ok?…i didn’t say you were

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

Kenny did but he’s wrong. I’m straight. And it doesn’t matter if I put Butters wiener in my mouth that one time ago. It doesn’t mean I’m gay and I’m not.

[everyoneknowsitbutters]

Yes it does Eric

[smart-n-funny-deactivated201907]

“I’m baking brownies who wants some?!”

[everyoneknowsitbutters]

“That sounds delicious can I have some brownies Heidi?”

[imnotjustsureimhivpositive-deac]

@everyoneknowsitbutters

I have something even worse planned for you. Something new I ordered online.

[everyoneknowsitbutters]

“Oh hamburgers!  I think I hear my parents calling me I should go.”

[imnotjustsureimhivpositive-deac]

@everyoneknowsitbutters

Butters……. you have failed me.

if you don’t get me an actual gift by the end of the day, i am going to have to punish you

[everyoneknowsitbutters]

Are you going to use the nipple clamps again? ):