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[its-butters-movingsoon]

Ericcartmanaskblog: happy birthday asswhipe. I gotcha something. Don’t look much into it.

“. .    I love you too  buddy.”   Smiles happily opening the present

[ericcartmanaskblog]

-Cartman just shakes his head as he watches Butters open his clothes. Cartman decided to get Butters a new wardrobe. Because Butters had a lame taste of fashion-

[its-butters-movingsoon]

OH it was just clothes.    Well he masked his disappointment forcing a smile, “Thanks Eric.. but I think these clothes might be to big for me. “  

[ericcartmanaskblog]

“What are you talking about. I sto...borrowed your jacket to find out your size.” -As if he sensed Butters disappointment he raised his hands- “if I gotten you a cooler present your annoying dad might steal it and ground you. You don’t want that ehhh Butters.”

[its-butters-movingsoon]

Ericcartmanaskblog: happy birthday asswhipe. I gotcha something. Don’t look much into it.

“. .    I love you too  buddy.”   Smiles happily opening the present

[ericcartmanaskblog]

-Cartman just shakes his head as he watches Butters open his clothes. Cartman decided to get Butters a new wardrobe. Because Butters had a lame taste of fashion-

[confessions-in-south-park]

I ship Kyman, Candy, Buttman, Stanman and Keneric. Whateva bitch, I do want I want.

[ericcartmanaskblog]

(I ship almost all expect stanman)

[killadelphia]

[ericcartmanaskblog]

@danceformepiggy

[sleepyeule]

what a power couple

[deadscottblog]

@ccartmann @snowbound-little-town @feisty-cxrls @cartmanbrah @ericcartmanaskblog @southstuck @ohmygoddude @mtnkiids

[real-faker]

“What’s that story about the two sides that were fighting, and… then a guy from one side got with a girl from the other side and their love sorta brought the groups together?” “Lion King 2?” “YES!  Lion King 2.”

UHGHKGHkk okay I really liked SP tonight.  Adults doing dumb stuff, kids doing cute stuff, Anything to do with Canada.  Butters being too good for this earth… Also I decided Butters needed big dorky tennis shoes bonus doodle:

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[memecollation]

Reblog this if your muse is BISEXUAL!

[hillhomed]

we got ourselves a little clown

[feisty-cxrls]

@cartmanbrah @ericcartmanaskblog

[kymanappreciationblog]

Everybody stop what you’re doing right now

👏 It’s 👏 Eric 👏 Cartman’s 👏 birthday. 👏

[spicymemesociety]

[idontcareifyoulovemenot]

Not a great promo but a promo none the less.

Please like/reblog if you would be interested playing with a South Park multimuse blog! 

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Cartman Sucks - CLOSED

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ericcartmanaskblog‌:

“Ohhh I thought we were going out for KFC after you clean up. Instead of wasting the tip money on the fucking Uberdriver I’m getting a big bucket of chicken if I pick it up personally.” -Cartman rolled his eyes at Butters act- “stop doing that. You may think you’re cute but that’s so fucking gay.”

“We can d-do that instead.” He nodded, pouting after a second. Forcing himself to close his eyes and count backwards from one hundred until he could breath steady again, he huffed. “Don’t say that. Y-you sound like my dad.”

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“Well I’m bisexual! So I can say it as much as I want! Jeez Butters.” -Cartman was starting to get fed up with Butters- “but I’ll forgive you. After you shower we’re going to KFC and I’ll let you carry the tray to the table.”

[idontcareifyoulovemenot]

Cartman Sucks - CLOSED

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ericcartmanaskblog‌:

-And Butters got him. Hook, line and sinker Cartman drooled at the thought of some delicious KFC-

“Well I got a pot pie at home. But if you insist you can buy me some KFC.”

It would be so easy to poison the chicken skins, to sink something into the chicken and just… Watch him die. He didn’t want to poison him, not exactly. Maybe he’d have to just roofie him, for now. But he didn’t show any of his plan, nodding.

“W-we can order it on UberEats so I c-can clean up, okay, E-Eric?” He asked, large blue eyes wide to amp up the cuteness everyone said he had.

[ericcartmanaskblog]

“Ohhh I thought we were going out for KFC after you clean up. Instead of wasting the tip money on the fucking Uberdriver I’m getting a big bucket of chicken if I pick it up personally.” -Cartman rolled his eyes at Butters act- “stop doing that. You may think you’re cute but that’s so fucking gay.”

[idontcareifyoulovemenot]

Cartman Sucks - CLOSED

[idontcareifyoulovemenot]

ericcartmanaskblog‌:

-Cartman give Butters a mock gasp of horror. Hoping to manipulate Butters to his side Cathertman gave Butters a passionate speech-

“Is it Kyle? Scott Tenorman? Fucking gingers and Jews. Can’t be trusted! They don’t want you tattling on them for dating a raisins slut! Well Butters you come to the right person. I’ll led you to safety in excellent for a favor. Fuck the alley. I’m not walking into their trap!”

It was honestly kind of weird how Cartman was trying to manipulate him while Butters was manipulating him. Best to let him think he was the normal, naive kid that he’d always been so that he wouldn’t get caught.

“I– I don’t know.” Standing up and stepping closer, he bit his lip as he nodded, “It’s better to get o-out of here. Can we go t-to your place? I need a shower.”

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-Cartman resisted the urge to roll his eyes- “fine. Whatever. Just clean up after yourself when you’re done. I’m not your maid Butters. Oh and while you’re at it pick up everything you see in the bathroom.”

-Cartman led Butters to his apartment. Unaware of his evil intentions-

[idontcareifyoulovemenot]

Nodding with that eager to please smile on his face, he followed alongside his longtime frienemies and bit his lip. He was full for now, but maybe having Cartman for dinner wasn’t a bad idea.

He was thrown back to trying to feed from him as a kid, thinking he was a vampire. This would be a lot different, for a lot of reasons.

“Th-thanks, Eric. I’ll clean up, promise. D-do you want me to get us KFC?”

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-And Butters got him. Hook, line and sinker Cartman drooled at the thought of some delicious KFC-

“Well I got a pot pie at home. But if you insist you can buy me some KFC.”

[scottiehateschili]

Kids today no respect for their superiors

[ericcartmanaskblog]

“Heh what adult? What I see is a ginger skeleton.”

[scottiehateschili]

Dare: I dare you to give Cartman a hug

No, I’d rather stab out my own eyeballs and shove them up my anal hole than touch that walking fart factory 

[ericcartmanaskblog]

“Good because I rather kiss Kyle than hug you.”

[scottiehateschili]

“Oh really?”

@ginger-psychic-in-denial

[purple-paw-muses]

“Oh hell no.”

[scottiehateschili]

“I Dare you both to kiss. Go on do it you have too.. you can’t deny a dare from an adult.”

[ericcartmanaskblog]

“Hell no. I don’t listen to gingers and I don’t kiss Jews. I was just bluffing. Fucking Scott tenorman.”

[scottiehateschili]

Dare: I dare you to give Cartman a hug

No, I’d rather stab out my own eyeballs and shove them up my anal hole than touch that walking fart factory 

[ericcartmanaskblog]

“Good because I rather kiss Kyle than hug you.”