A very Orca story by PeetaMellark
>i was only 18 years old. >kicked out because i spent too much on games >mom and dad gave me only 1 thing for me to leave with, my sea world doll, Shamu. >i walk to the nearest mc donalds >sits down and pulls out laptop from my backpack >eat and plays world of war craft all day >one employee leaving at 10pm tells me to get out >i threw my Shamu doll at him >he picks it up and rips it >i start crying and tried to get the doll >he beats me up and puts me out side >im crying now >beginning to get fat really fast >insert pegleg >walk to the nearest seven-eleven >cashier stared at me with this face >he looks away and continues to play flappy birds on his phone >i take all the game cards and start walking away >mom and dad are at the door >mom and dad pull out glocks and start shooting >bullets bounce off my fat >ineffective >my fat bounces back at my parents >super effective >i get all their money and their card >i buy myself all the cards >cashier dies in flappy birds and shoots himself >******g hipster >more fat grows from the mcdonalds while im walking back >my pegleg broke >begins to roll back >can't fit through the mcdonalds door >I demand the wall to be destroyed down for me >they did it but can't fit through, too fat now >i sat on the mcdonalds >they had to rebuild a new one >everything is gone except for 1 thing, my doll >im crying now >i log on my laptop and decided to start new >i quit world of war craft >i find a game called mabinogi >character name part >i named it after doll's species, and the relation of my size >Orca >made a guild called wales >i find similar people who will commit to have no life with me >we commit ourselves to be whales >this was my life story >a very orca story