EvieProbably

hello i'm evie and this sure is a tumblr account i have ||| back in my miraculous ladybug era, i'm not sorry

[pokemon]

When you're going where the wind takes you, and it takes you here 😌

[gooseworx]

what's in the stupid sauce? My friend wants to know.

Ones and zeros and lust.

[gooseworx]

Is there anything in the show that you didn't put much thought into that the fans read too much into? If yes what?

Every joke in the series.

[gooseworx]

Sorry for the double ask, but was Caine actually altering jaxs mind in episode 7?

Nah that was Jax avoiding accountability AS USUAL

[gooseworx]

Did Caine cause Scratch to abstract and if so how?

He tried to fix his brain and make him happy.

[gooseworx]

So, are they... immortal now? They'll live in the circus forever? For eternity?

Until the computer is smashed with a sledgehammer.

[gooseworx]

why did jax abstract off screen??????

Because I wanted it to feel as abrupt and upsetting as it feels in real life.

[gooseworx]

Hey if you don't mind me asking. Can new people still join the circus?

If they put on the headset and get their brains scanned then yea

[gooseworx]

if jax transitioned, would she change her name? any ideas on what?

She'd change it to Greznedge just to fuck with everyone before later changing it to like Lilly or something gay like that.

[gooseworx]

Why in clartation did you make Ribbit so caked up

Would you have it any other way?

[gooseworx]

What would happen if Kaufmo didn't interrupt Jax and Ribbit's talk?

Something dreadfully homosexual.

[gooseworx]

how long do you think you’d last in the circus before abstracting? i think i’d clock out like. 1 week tops

I'd just straight up spawn in as an abstraction.

[gooseworx]

What happens when Kaufmo holds his breath?

his eyes turn into Xs and he just fucking dies.

[miragefannumber3]

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

[sm64mario]

[colorful-horses]

twilight

[buggachat]

hey so like when did fandom become less about writing fanfic about characters and more about writing fanfic about... creators? "this plot beat happened because the writer was secretly bitter about—" "actually the creator hates this character personally and has a vendetta because—" "i heard that this showrunner had a bad relationship in their past and that's why this episode—" oohhhhhh my god. whats going on here. im here to talk about headcanons for blorbos not headcanons for some barely-public person who probably isn't paid enough that neither of us have ever met jeeesssuussss christ. everyone is so weirdly parasocially obsessed and it's fucking strange and creepy and im sick of pretending like i dont recoil into myself every time i see it.

im not saying that these creators are above criticism or anything so callous but you all have to know on some level that getting really personal about these people isn't healthy, right? and that multiple people work on these properties, not just one person? you just Cannot analyze character arcs anymore without people butting into the conversation to explain their weird freaky headcanons about "actually the only thing here worth analyzing is the fact the writer is bitter and lonely and jaded and—" what the FUCK are you talking about???? HOW did you think this contributes to the conversation???? how did an attempt at media analysis for fun turn into some shitty bitter elementary school gossip???

and i know people will assume the fandom this post is about based on my blog (and it IS about that) but this goes for SO MUCH media nowadays. this is everywhere. i'll take a peek into a fandom for a new cartoon that came out and be met with hellfire beyond my wildest comprehension because some fan-favorite character didn't get enough attention or something equally vapid. "is [x cartoon] the worst fandom of all time?", everyone asks, as if it's not Most of Them. its inescapable. i cannot express enough how hostile the mere idea of being a professional creator is nowadays because of this culture. meanwhile everyone just perpetuates it like it's acceptable to speak violent fantasies of, or just generally constantly whine about, someone who worked on an episode of a cartoon you didn't like.

no, you don't actually know any of the things you are saying about these people's personal lives or beliefs. you don't know any of what you're saying. "but i heard—" i don't care. this is gossip. and i don't care if there's some tweet that vaguely supports your theory, either. these are real people and not characters. you cannot just form 'headcanons' about them based on implication. have you never had your words misunderstood? have you never worded a thought poorly? this is not interesting gossip. it's not thoughtful. it just makes you look bitter and vaguely creepy, and it's ruining fandom spaces. media analysis isn't fun when all the replies and comments are more interested in childish gossip than actually engaging in art. writing stories or comics isn't fun when the comments use your work as a vessel to complain about all the writers they have parasocial thoughts on, either.

if i don't give enough screentime to a character in a fic, will the people in my comments begin making assumptions about my personal life, too? will they think i'm bitter? will they make up lies about me, too? you might say "probably not, because you're not a professional" — but what if one day I was? will people go back, scrounge up my old fics, use them as ammunition to write their own twisted stories about me? me, the real person? do you see how this is discouraging? do you see how this is weird?

[introverted-ghost]

“We need more complex female characters!” Y’all can’t even handle marinette dupain-cheng