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@evil-tatl

What?

i hope you had a good lny

you 🫵🏻 are a horse

Thanks, dear? I suppose I'm a horse now...

do you want a cookie

Sure, why not? What's the cookie's flavor? Chocolate? Peanut?

i have no idea

[she holds out a cookie. it's mostly nondescript other than the color being approximately #0000FF]

what does this look like to you

... blueberry?

I think it's blueberry

*Takes the cookie*

blueberry! that.. makes sense! yes it's definitely blueberry, i totally remember making blueberry cookies now. that's definitely a thing that i did yes

please eat my blueberry cookie that was made with actual blueberries by me

Okay? You're an interesting one

*Eats the cookie*

... It doesn't taste like blueberry?

it's a... special.. cultivar? of blueberries? that i make cookies with!

will you be my friend

Salty blueberries? Sour, even? Weird, ah... Weird kind of blueberries you use, then

Ah, sure? You're probably one of my nieces anyway, yeah sure I will be your friend

YAY

wait you're my aunt? since when are you my aunt? do i even have, like, parents? am i supposed to?

Did you come from a fairy fountain? Normally fairies from other fountains are considered my niblings, even if the great fairy of that fountain isn't one of my sisters

well, i don't think i came from a fairy fountain. i certainly don't remember ever being in one. except that one that wanted to eat me a bit ago, but i don't think that great fairy was my mom.

is that where fairies usually come from?

@evil-tatl

What?

i hope you had a good lny

you 🫵🏻 are a horse

Thanks, dear? I suppose I'm a horse now...

do you want a cookie

Sure, why not? What's the cookie's flavor? Chocolate? Peanut?

i have no idea

[she holds out a cookie. it's mostly nondescript other than the color being approximately #0000FF]

what does this look like to you

... blueberry?

I think it's blueberry

*Takes the cookie*

blueberry! that.. makes sense! yes it's definitely blueberry, i totally remember making blueberry cookies now. that's definitely a thing that i did yes

please eat my blueberry cookie that was made with actual blueberries by me

Okay? You're an interesting one

*Eats the cookie*

... It doesn't taste like blueberry?

it's a... special.. cultivar? of blueberries? that i make cookies with!

will you be my friend

Salty blueberries? Sour, even? Weird, ah... Weird kind of blueberries you use, then

Ah, sure? You're probably one of my nieces anyway, yeah sure I will be your friend

YAY

wait you're my aunt? since when are you my aunt? do i even have, like, parents? am i supposed to?

@evil-tatl

What?

i hope you had a good lny

you 🫵🏻 are a horse

Thanks, dear? I suppose I'm a horse now...

do you want a cookie

Sure, why not? What's the cookie's flavor? Chocolate? Peanut?

i have no idea

[she holds out a cookie. it's mostly nondescript other than the color being approximately #0000FF]

what does this look like to you

... blueberry?

I think it's blueberry

*Takes the cookie*

blueberry! that.. makes sense! yes it's definitely blueberry, i totally remember making blueberry cookies now. that's definitely a thing that i did yes

please eat my blueberry cookie that was made with actual blueberries by me

Okay? You're an interesting one

*Eats the cookie*

... It doesn't taste like blueberry?

it's a... special.. cultivar? of blueberries? that i make cookies with!

will you be my friend

@evil-tatl

What?

i hope you had a good lny

you 🫵🏻 are a horse

Thanks, dear? I suppose I'm a horse now...

do you want a cookie

Sure, why not? What's the cookie's flavor? Chocolate? Peanut?

i have no idea

[she holds out a cookie. it's mostly nondescript other than the color being approximately #0000FF]

what does this look like to you

... blueberry?

I think it's blueberry

*Takes the cookie*

blueberry! that.. makes sense! yes it's definitely blueberry, i totally remember making blueberry cookies now. that's definitely a thing that i did yes

please eat my blueberry cookie that was made with actual blueberries by me

@evil-tatl

What?

i hope you had a good lny

you 🫵🏻 are a horse

Thanks, dear? I suppose I'm a horse now...

do you want a cookie

Sure, why not? What's the cookie's flavor? Chocolate? Peanut?

i have no idea

[she holds out a cookie. it's mostly nondescript other than the color being approximately #0000FF]

what does this look like to you

@evil-tatl

What?

i hope you had a good lny

you 🫵🏻 are a horse

Thanks, dear? I suppose I'm a horse now...

do you want a cookie

@evil-tatl

What?

i hope you had a good lny

you 🫵🏻 are a horse

HIIII WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKIE

-@evil-tatl

A cookie?

*He tilts his head, looking at the strange little fairy. He didn't know they could talk.*

What t-type of cookie?

just a cookie! :)

[she holds out a cookie to you]

i made it myself! :D it has a normal amount of salt

*Link takes the cookie, looking it over. He blinks at the mention of salt, now making him feel uneasy. What a strange thing to mention.*

What is a n-normal amount of salt to y-you?

you know, the normal amount to put in a cookie! what's a normal amount of salt to you?

L-Like... A pinch? D-Don't need a lot o-of salt for a c-cookie.

*Link looks at the cookie again. It does look like a normal cookie, and if it's really salt... Well, he's eaten worse things. However, habit has him taking a small bite of the cookie.*

a pinch of salt sounds like the same amount i put in the cookie yeah!

thank you for eating my cookie! i have to meet new people because i got banned from talking to like half the people here and those were all my friends :(

will you be my new friend? :D

W-Why did your f-friends stop talking t-to you? A-And I guess I c-can be your f-friend.

*He continues to nibble on the cookie. It was definitely salty, but not saltier than the food Zelda has tried cooking, so he's fine with it.*

someone ate one of my cookies and then he died and his dads got really mad at me

so they said i can't talk to any of their children anymore, and EVERYONE's their children! it's so unfair >n<

*Link glances at the cookie in his hand. He hasn't eaten too much of it, but-*

Sh-Should I b-be worried?

my opinion is that statistically speaking you shouldn't be worried because only one person has actually DIED but i think some of the other people don't agree with that

they're wrong though :\

... I-I mean, a-anyone d-dying t-to a c-cookie is c-concerning, e-even if the s-statistics s-say o-otherwise.

*As he speaks, his stutter gets worse. The fact someone has died to a cookie from this fairy makes him nervous. Perhaps the small amount will at most make his sick... If he does have to worry about it.*

on the bright side, a lot of people don't die to my cookies! most people even!

even if this one is poisonous to you, i'm sure you'll be able to find adequate medical care! :)

*He gives the fairy a look. He's still recovering from his stab wound he got the other day, being poisoned is not something he wants to deal with.*

*He packs the rest of the cookie away in his bag, waiting until later on whether eating the rest is worth it.*

W-Well, you should t-try to make c-cookie that a-aren't potentially poisonous. M-Makes making friends e-easier.

#i completely forgot about this sorry

well. most of my friends can eat them and be PERFECTLY FINE. some of them at least

...more than zero

my point is they're only poisonous to SOME people >w< and maybe you're not one of those people! you never know until you try

HIIII WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKIE

-@evil-tatl

A cookie?

*He tilts his head, looking at the strange little fairy. He didn't know they could talk.*

What t-type of cookie?

just a cookie! :)

[she holds out a cookie to you]

i made it myself! :D it has a normal amount of salt

*Link takes the cookie, looking it over. He blinks at the mention of salt, now making him feel uneasy. What a strange thing to mention.*

What is a n-normal amount of salt to y-you?

you know, the normal amount to put in a cookie! what's a normal amount of salt to you?

L-Like... A pinch? D-Don't need a lot o-of salt for a c-cookie.

*Link looks at the cookie again. It does look like a normal cookie, and if it's really salt... Well, he's eaten worse things. However, habit has him taking a small bite of the cookie.*

a pinch of salt sounds like the same amount i put in the cookie yeah!

thank you for eating my cookie! i have to meet new people because i got banned from talking to like half the people here and those were all my friends :(

will you be my new friend? :D

W-Why did your f-friends stop talking t-to you? A-And I guess I c-can be your f-friend.

*He continues to nibble on the cookie. It was definitely salty, but not saltier than the food Zelda has tried cooking, so he's fine with it.*

someone ate one of my cookies and then he died and his dads got really mad at me

so they said i can't talk to any of their children anymore, and EVERYONE's their children! it's so unfair >n<

*Link glances at the cookie in his hand. He hasn't eaten too much of it, but-*

Sh-Should I b-be worried?

my opinion is that statistically speaking you shouldn't be worried because only one person has actually DIED but i think some of the other people don't agree with that

they're wrong though :\

... I-I mean, a-anyone d-dying t-to a c-cookie is c-concerning, e-even if the s-statistics s-say o-otherwise.

on the bright side, a lot of people don't die to my cookies! most people even!

even if this one is poisonous to you, i'm sure you'll be able to find adequate medical care! :)

*He gives the fairy a look. He's still recovering from his stab wound he got the other day, being poisoned is not something he wants to deal with.*

*He packs the rest of the cookie away in his bag, waiting until later on whether eating the rest is worth it.*

W-Well, you should t-try to make c-cookie that a-aren't potentially poisonous. M-Makes making friends e-easier.

i didn't say it was poisonous! and i definitely didn't say it was poisonous on purpose

maybe it's your fault for being poisoned by my perfectly good cookie. if you are poisoned that is. which you probably aren't because my cookie is NOT poisonous

HIIII WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKIE

-@evil-tatl

A cookie?

*He tilts his head, looking at the strange little fairy. He didn't know they could talk.*

What t-type of cookie?

just a cookie! :)

[she holds out a cookie to you]

i made it myself! :D it has a normal amount of salt

*Link takes the cookie, looking it over. He blinks at the mention of salt, now making him feel uneasy. What a strange thing to mention.*

What is a n-normal amount of salt to y-you?

you know, the normal amount to put in a cookie! what's a normal amount of salt to you?

L-Like... A pinch? D-Don't need a lot o-of salt for a c-cookie.

*Link looks at the cookie again. It does look like a normal cookie, and if it's really salt... Well, he's eaten worse things. However, habit has him taking a small bite of the cookie.*

a pinch of salt sounds like the same amount i put in the cookie yeah!

thank you for eating my cookie! i have to meet new people because i got banned from talking to like half the people here and those were all my friends :(

will you be my new friend? :D

W-Why did your f-friends stop talking t-to you? A-And I guess I c-can be your f-friend.

*He continues to nibble on the cookie. It was definitely salty, but not saltier than the food Zelda has tried cooking, so he's fine with it.*

someone ate one of my cookies and then he died and his dads got really mad at me

so they said i can't talk to any of their children anymore, and EVERYONE's their children! it's so unfair >n<

*Link glances at the cookie in his hand. He hasn't eaten too much of it, but-*

Sh-Should I b-be worried?

my opinion is that statistically speaking you shouldn't be worried because only one person has actually DIED but i think some of the other people don't agree with that

they're wrong though :\

... I-I mean, a-anyone d-dying t-to a c-cookie is c-concerning, e-even if the s-statistics s-say o-otherwise.

on the bright side, a lot of people don't die to my cookies! most people even!

even if this one is poisonous to you, i'm sure you'll be able to find adequate medical care! :)

HIIII WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKIE

-@evil-tatl

A cookie?

*He tilts his head, looking at the strange little fairy. He didn't know they could talk.*

What t-type of cookie?

just a cookie! :)

[she holds out a cookie to you]

i made it myself! :D it has a normal amount of salt

*Link takes the cookie, looking it over. He blinks at the mention of salt, now making him feel uneasy. What a strange thing to mention.*

What is a n-normal amount of salt to y-you?

you know, the normal amount to put in a cookie! what's a normal amount of salt to you?

L-Like... A pinch? D-Don't need a lot o-of salt for a c-cookie.

*Link looks at the cookie again. It does look like a normal cookie, and if it's really salt... Well, he's eaten worse things. However, habit has him taking a small bite of the cookie.*

a pinch of salt sounds like the same amount i put in the cookie yeah!

thank you for eating my cookie! i have to meet new people because i got banned from talking to like half the people here and those were all my friends :(

will you be my new friend? :D

W-Why did your f-friends stop talking t-to you? A-And I guess I c-can be your f-friend.

*He continues to nibble on the cookie. It was definitely salty, but not saltier than the food Zelda has tried cooking, so he's fine with it.*

someone ate one of my cookies and then he died and his dads got really mad at me

so they said i can't talk to any of their children anymore, and EVERYONE's their children! it's so unfair >n<

*Link glances at the cookie in his hand. He hasn't eaten too much of it, but-*

Sh-Should I b-be worried?

my opinion is that statistically speaking you shouldn't be worried because only one person has actually DIED but i think some of the other people don't agree with that

they're wrong though :\

HIIII WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKIE

-@evil-tatl

A cookie?

*He tilts his head, looking at the strange little fairy. He didn't know they could talk.*

What t-type of cookie?

just a cookie! :)

[she holds out a cookie to you]

i made it myself! :D it has a normal amount of salt

*Link takes the cookie, looking it over. He blinks at the mention of salt, now making him feel uneasy. What a strange thing to mention.*

What is a n-normal amount of salt to y-you?

you know, the normal amount to put in a cookie! what's a normal amount of salt to you?

L-Like... A pinch? D-Don't need a lot o-of salt for a c-cookie.

*Link looks at the cookie again. It does look like a normal cookie, and if it's really salt... Well, he's eaten worse things. However, habit has him taking a small bite of the cookie.*

a pinch of salt sounds like the same amount i put in the cookie yeah!

thank you for eating my cookie! i have to meet new people because i got banned from talking to like half the people here and those were all my friends :(

will you be my new friend? :D

W-Why did your f-friends stop talking t-to you? A-And I guess I c-can be your f-friend.

*He continues to nibble on the cookie. It was definitely salty, but not saltier than the food Zelda has tried cooking, so he's fine with it.*

someone ate one of my cookies and then he died and his dads got really mad at me

so they said i can't talk to any of their children anymore, and EVERYONE's their children! it's so unfair >n<

HIIII WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKIE

-@evil-tatl

A cookie?

*He tilts his head, looking at the strange little fairy. He didn't know they could talk.*

What t-type of cookie?

just a cookie! :)

[she holds out a cookie to you]

i made it myself! :D it has a normal amount of salt

*Link takes the cookie, looking it over. He blinks at the mention of salt, now making him feel uneasy. What a strange thing to mention.*

What is a n-normal amount of salt to y-you?

you know, the normal amount to put in a cookie! what's a normal amount of salt to you?

L-Like... A pinch? D-Don't need a lot o-of salt for a c-cookie.

*Link looks at the cookie again. It does look like a normal cookie, and if it's really salt... Well, he's eaten worse things. However, habit has him taking a small bite of the cookie.*

a pinch of salt sounds like the same amount i put in the cookie yeah!

thank you for eating my cookie! i have to meet new people because i got banned from talking to like half the people here and those were all my friends :(

will you be my new friend? :D

HIIII WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKIE

-@evil-tatl

A cookie?

*He tilts his head, looking at the strange little fairy. He didn't know they could talk.*

What t-type of cookie?

just a cookie! :)

[she holds out a cookie to you]

i made it myself! :D it has a normal amount of salt

*Link takes the cookie, looking it over. He blinks at the mention of salt, now making him feel uneasy. What a strange thing to mention.*

What is a n-normal amount of salt to y-you?

#there are worse things than salt in that cookie lol

you know, the normal amount to put in a cookie! what's a normal amount of salt to you?

HIIII WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKIE

-@evil-tatl

A cookie?

*He tilts his head, looking at the strange little fairy. He didn't know they could talk.*

What t-type of cookie?

just a cookie! :)

[she holds out a cookie to you]

i made it myself! :D it has a normal amount of salt

hi! :3 wanna cookie?

-@evil-tatl

Hmm? Well...sure!

What kinda cookie is it?

it's a cookie!

i'm meeting new people because the people who used to be my friends all hate me now! and i'm giving my new friends cookies

you can still have one even if you aren't my friend though

Oh? That must suvk, losing all your friends.... well then, I'd love to have a cookie!

yay!

[she hands you a cookie]

*she bites into the cookie, and immediately regrets it. It's very salty. She dies everything she can to stop herself from grimacing at the taste. She doesn't want to be rude!*

...it's very ....tasty!

*she very quickly eats the rest of the cookie, trying not to chew it too much to avoid the taste*

thank you!

are you my friend now?

uh...sure!

May I ask...what was in that cookie? I'm starting to feel a little bit sick

cookie ingredients!

are you dying? one time someone ate one of my cookies and then he died! but that's too few people to prove causation with!

Somebody DIED?

Oh no, am I gonna die? Oh that anon war Ed me the cookies were poisonous...oh I do not feel good

don't worry! there are MULTIPLE people who have eaten my cookies and proceeded to not die! statistically speaking your chances are good :3

are you still my friend?

That's still not a certain survival rate!

Well you just poisoned me! I- I dunno!

Ugh, I think I'm gonna throw up

........that is maybe for the best!

do you have a potion? i think potions help

I don't...Ugh...have a potion. Sorry, I just need to-

*she throws up*

Ugh...I am never having a cookie again. I feel awful

sorry ><

will you still be my friend?

I- you know what?

Why not. Sure. We're still friends. Just, no more potion cookies, please?

yay!

no more poison cookies i promise :3

hi! :3 wanna cookie?

-@evil-tatl

Hmm? Well...sure!

What kinda cookie is it?

it's a cookie!

i'm meeting new people because the people who used to be my friends all hate me now! and i'm giving my new friends cookies

you can still have one even if you aren't my friend though

Oh? That must suvk, losing all your friends.... well then, I'd love to have a cookie!

yay!

[she hands you a cookie]

*she bites into the cookie, and immediately regrets it. It's very salty. She dies everything she can to stop herself from grimacing at the taste. She doesn't want to be rude!*

...it's very ....tasty!

*she very quickly eats the rest of the cookie, trying not to chew it too much to avoid the taste*

thank you!

are you my friend now?

uh...sure!

May I ask...what was in that cookie? I'm starting to feel a little bit sick

cookie ingredients!

are you dying? one time someone ate one of my cookies and then he died! but that's too few people to prove causation with!