Everyone’s Favorite Evil Captain

Tetra? Never heard of her.

[weenie-hunter]

Evil wind be like

"I'm NOT going to stab a man in the head"

[evil-tetraa]

@evil-wind

No he'll just hit them with a lead pipe instead.

[the-real-lu-tetra]

I be mighty bored. Please oh wise people o' the internet, give me somethin' t' do.

[evil-tetraa]

I have something: blow up some towns and move to the EVIL side

[evil-wind]

Wobblywigglywobblywigglywobblywiggly

Heuuughh

WHOAAAAOOOHH

WHOAAAAOOOOHHH

[evil-tetraa]

Majestic.

[evil-tetraa]

Hello evil tetra

I've come to see if you want to evilly skip rocks?

@evil-lu-phantom

Why, I'd love to evilly skip some rocks >:)

[evil-lu-phantom]

I'll bring the evil rocks

[evil-tetraa]

Excellent.

[evil-tetraa]

Hello evil tetra

I've come to see if you want to evilly skip rocks?

@evil-lu-phantom

Why, I'd love to evilly skip some rocks >:)

[evil-wind]

Hello, my fellow Evil!

I was informed that you are @evil-lu-fi's apprentice. I invited her to come to an Evil, all girl potluck event, but she cannot attend alone. Could you lend her to @evil-tetraa for a while so that she my join us?

Sending Evil vibes,

-@evil-lu-marinn

Yeah sure go for it evil Fi. Bring me back some deviled eggs.

[ghost-of-evil-lu-marinn]

Wonderful! @evil-tetraa and @evil-lu-fi!!! Come!

[evil-tetraa]

Hooray! Chaotic evil events! Sounds wonderful >:)

[ghost-of-evil-lu-marinn]

You won't mind bringing @evil-lu-fi, will you?

[evil-tetraa]

of course not! @evil-lu-fi let's go>:3

[evil-wind]

Hello, my fellow Evil!

I was informed that you are @evil-lu-fi's apprentice. I invited her to come to an Evil, all girl potluck event, but she cannot attend alone. Could you lend her to @evil-tetraa for a while so that she my join us?

Sending Evil vibes,

-@evil-lu-marinn

Yeah sure go for it evil Fi. Bring me back some deviled eggs.

[ghost-of-evil-lu-marinn]

Wonderful! @evil-tetraa and @evil-lu-fi!!! Come!

[evil-tetraa]

Hooray! Chaotic evil events! Sounds wonderful >:)

[evil-aryllll]

mwehehehehehe

evil wind where are you I’m a little lost actually-

but mwehehehehehe in the meantime

[the-real-lu-tetra]

@the-real-lu-windd

LINK THEY GOT YER SISTER

[the-real-lu-wind]

I KNOW I KNOW THIS IS TERRIBLE!!!

[the-real-lu-tetra]

WILL DIS NE'ER END??? BE THERE AN EVIL FER EVERYONE??

[the-real-lu-wind]

… i’m afraid that’s very possible…… too many evils….

BUT WE SHALL RISE AND DEFEAT THEM ALL!!

[evil-aryllll]

You’ll never defeat Evil Aryll! I’m too cute! Too much like Real Aryll! Too gremlin-y!! Too addicted to cookies!! Mwehehehehehe!

[evil-tetraa]

YOU TELL EM SIS

[evil-aryllll]

Oo I like you Evil Tetra mwehehehehe!

[evil-tetraa]

>:) want me to teach you how to blow stuff up with cannons?

[evil-aryllll]

0o0 can we blow up cookies???

[evil-tetraa]

I was thinking more do-gooder towns but yeah sure cookies work

[evil-aryllll]

Yay! We can blow up cookies and then eat the blown up crumbs while we blow up do-gooder towns!!! Mwehehehehe!

[evil-tetraa]

I like the way you think >:)

[evil-aryllll]

mwehehehehehe

evil wind where are you I’m a little lost actually-

but mwehehehehehe in the meantime

[the-real-lu-tetra]

@the-real-lu-windd

LINK THEY GOT YER SISTER

[the-real-lu-wind]

I KNOW I KNOW THIS IS TERRIBLE!!!

[the-real-lu-tetra]

WILL DIS NE'ER END??? BE THERE AN EVIL FER EVERYONE??

[the-real-lu-wind]

… i’m afraid that’s very possible…… too many evils….

BUT WE SHALL RISE AND DEFEAT THEM ALL!!

[evil-aryllll]

You’ll never defeat Evil Aryll! I’m too cute! Too much like Real Aryll! Too gremlin-y!! Too addicted to cookies!! Mwehehehehehe!

[evil-tetraa]

YOU TELL EM SIS

[evil-aryllll]

Oo I like you Evil Tetra mwehehehehe!

[evil-tetraa]

>:) want me to teach you how to blow stuff up with cannons?

[evil-aryllll]

0o0 can we blow up cookies???

[evil-tetraa]

I was thinking more do-gooder towns but yeah sure cookies work

[evil-aryllll]

mwehehehehehe

evil wind where are you I’m a little lost actually-

but mwehehehehehe in the meantime

[the-real-lu-tetra]

@the-real-lu-windd

LINK THEY GOT YER SISTER

[the-real-lu-wind]

I KNOW I KNOW THIS IS TERRIBLE!!!

[the-real-lu-tetra]

WILL DIS NE'ER END??? BE THERE AN EVIL FER EVERYONE??

[the-real-lu-wind]

… i’m afraid that’s very possible…… too many evils….

BUT WE SHALL RISE AND DEFEAT THEM ALL!!

[evil-aryllll]

You’ll never defeat Evil Aryll! I’m too cute! Too much like Real Aryll! Too gremlin-y!! Too addicted to cookies!! Mwehehehehehe!

[evil-tetraa]

YOU TELL EM SIS

[evil-aryllll]

Oo I like you Evil Tetra mwehehehehe!

[evil-tetraa]

>:) want me to teach you how to blow stuff up with cannons?

[evil-tetraa]

it's coming

[evil-aryllll]

mwehehehehehe

evil wind where are you I’m a little lost actually-

but mwehehehehehe in the meantime

[the-real-lu-tetra]

@the-real-lu-windd

LINK THEY GOT YER SISTER

[the-real-lu-wind]

I KNOW I KNOW THIS IS TERRIBLE!!!

[the-real-lu-tetra]

WILL DIS NE'ER END??? BE THERE AN EVIL FER EVERYONE??

[the-real-lu-wind]

… i’m afraid that’s very possible…… too many evils….

BUT WE SHALL RISE AND DEFEAT THEM ALL!!

[evil-aryllll]

You’ll never defeat Evil Aryll! I’m too cute! Too much like Real Aryll! Too gremlin-y!! Too addicted to cookies!! Mwehehehehehe!

[evil-tetraa]

YOU TELL EM SIS

[evil-tetraa]

If anybody dares to call me zelda prepare to meet my pistol.

I have nothing to do with that goddess-blessed princess.

[sleepy-the-loz-enthusiast]

I check out for a day when did an Evil chain sneak into this fandom????

[evil-tetraa]

Wdym we've always been here >:)

[evillwild2]

we just been in hiding. until now.

[evil-tetraa]

exactly. also hello there evil wild 2 i was not aware of yer presence

[sleepy-the-loz-enthusiast]

I check out for a day when did an Evil chain sneak into this fandom????

[evil-tetraa]

Wdym we've always been here >:)

[the-real-lu-tetra]

Ahoy! I 'ear we be fightin' some evil clones?

[evil-tetraa]

who are YOU-

[the-real-lu-tetra]

I be ye, ye evil clone!

[evil-tetraa]

Uh, no… I’M me. I’ve never HEARD of you

[the-real-lu-tetra]

Ahoy! I 'ear we be fightin' some evil clones?

[evil-tetraa]

who are YOU-