Evil Aryll

mwehehehehehe the evilest little girl you'll ever meet addicted to cookies a snicklefritz

[evil-aryllll]

I’m a snicklefritz!

I learned that word today!!

Mwehehehehehe!!!

[link-of-outset-isle]

HAIIII! Has anybody seen my little sister and my grandma?

@the-evil-librarian

[knight-in-training-sky]

Are they missing?? Oh no! I can help you find them! What does they look like?

[link-of-outset-isle]

This is my little sister, Aryll

and this is my grandma!

have you seen them?

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

are these them?

@evil-aryllll

@windseveilgrandma

[evil-aryllll]

Uh yeah no, I’m not your sister mwehe. I mean I am, but evil, so…

[kikker-oma]

T’is a question,

One that requires your opinion.

There’s no way for me to put my queries aside…

Are you on the GOOD or EVIL Linked Universe side?

Y'know.... Kinda want to be evil.... Just for today

•̀.̫•́✧

[evil-malonnnn]

Welcome to the Evil side.

[evil-faroreee]

…welcome to the Evil side…

[evil-aryllll]

Welcome to the Evil side!!

[evil-backpack-korok]

Peanut Butter Kiss Evil-Korok Seed Cookies!

Regular Korok seeds might be little dried bits of sap, but EVIL korok seeds are DEFINETLY chocolate! Yum!

Warm kookies for @evil-aryllll @a-blupee @evil-colin @evil-epona @evil-great-deku-tree @the-evil-kikwi @anotherevilkorok @anti-korok @evil-korok @the-good-korok @evil-malo @evil-mido @evil-minish @evil-navi @grooses-evil-remlit @evil-sheerow @evil-tatl @evil-tael @evil-tri @evil-wind

(anyone else will have to take a shot at the backpack wheel for a chance at warm cookies twee hee!)

[evil-aryllll]

YIPEEEEEEE!!!! *scarfs down six of them* *with mouth full* Than ou evil ackack orok!! *swallows* Mwehehehehehe!

[evil-malonnnn]

Ohhhh my evil children!!!! Time for an evil story with evil milk and evil cookies!!!!

@sillybilly4 @evil-four @evil-vio @ellipsesandawkwardpauses @virtualplays @evil-beth @evillwild2 @emig22 @shadow-but-bright

[ellipsesandawkwardpauses]

evil story time!!! evil story time!!!!

what's the story what's the story what's the story??

[evil-malonnnn]

Once upon an Evil time, there was an Evil man who was besties with the Evil moon. But he hated the town that the Evil moon shined on. So he asked the Evil moon to smash the town and it did and everyone in the Evil town perished! The end. This is a true story, my evil dearies. Your evil father @eviltimee did this very evilly years ago.

[ellipsesandawkwardpauses]

woa!!! how... interesting....

father is so cool!!!!

[evil-malonnnn]

He is, isn’t he. That’s why I evilly married him

[ellipsesandawkwardpauses]

that's also why i trapped him in a mouse trap once

[evil-malonnnn]

That’s very evil of you my evil dear and I’m very evilly proud but was he alright??

(ooc- OMG IM DYING THAT MEME-)

[evil-beth]

Well he's still evilly alive so it was fine

Probably

[evil-aryllll]

Probably

[evil-loftwing]

Who wants to go on an evil adventure and steal cookies very evily with me?

[evil-aryllll]

ME! ME ME ME!!! Mwehehehehehehe

[galaxyfox25]

Why are @evilwarriorss and @evil-wild following me?!?? I literally only have one post and it's just me being shy and my sucky, first, little short fic!

What did I do? Should I be concerned?!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

Yes

[evil-linkle]

Yes

[evil-malonnnn]

Yes

[evil-aryllll]

Yes

[evil-malonnnn]

what if I want to divorce?

- @evil-time

You don’t.

[evil-skyy]

do you guys need marriage counciling?

[evil-malonnnn]

No.

…Maybe.

No.

[evil-skyy]

It's alright to admit there are issues in your marriage. It's the first step towards repairing your relationship and making for a stronger bond. Me and The Wife have had our arguments now and then, and that's normal!

Remember... bottling these issues up and never addressing them often leads to resentment. And... DIVORCE. So if you wish to avoid that, I suggest talking things over with your husband.

[evil-malonnnn]

…

@eviltimee let’s discuss

[eviltimee]

Whomever sent that anonymous ask is nothing but an imposter. Why on earth would I want to divorce my wife?

[evil-malonnnn]

Thank Evil Hylia, I was honestly worried for a moment my evil dear!!

[eviltimee]

I would never want a divorce my evil dear, you are far too wonderfully evil for such a thing.

[evil-malonnnn]

And this, evil onlookers, is the kind of evil love you want to aspire to have

Mwahahahahahahahaha I love you my evil husband mwahaha

[eviltimee]

I love you too, my evil wife.

[evil-aryllll]

EVIL COUPLE GOALS SPOTTED mwehehehehe!!

[bright-puppet-zelda]

WHO WANTS COOKIES?? <3 🍪

[evil-off-brand-halloween-ghost]

...is it a trap?

[bright-puppet-zelda]

The cookies are for everybody!!! Evil or good, it doesn't matter!!! Everybody can have cookies!!!! <3

[evil-off-brand-halloween-ghost]

...that doesn't answer my question-

[bright-puppet-zelda]

The cookies are no trick!!! I wouldn't lie!!! You can take them!!!

🍪🍪🍪

[evil-off-brand-halloween-ghost]

...yay :3

thank you, even if they aren't evil cookies :)

[evil-aryllll]

CAN I HAVE A COOKIE??? MWEHEHE?? PLEASE??? MWEHEHEHEHE?????

[bright-puppet-zelda]

Why, yes! Of course!!! <3

🍪🍪🍪

[evil-aryllll]

*scarfs down the cookies faster than you can say Bright Puppet Zelda* Thank youuuuuu mwehehe!

[bright-puppet-zelda]

WHO WANTS COOKIES?? <3 🍪

[evil-off-brand-halloween-ghost]

...is it a trap?

[bright-puppet-zelda]

The cookies are for everybody!!! Evil or good, it doesn't matter!!! Everybody can have cookies!!!! <3

[evil-off-brand-halloween-ghost]

...that doesn't answer my question-

[bright-puppet-zelda]

The cookies are no trick!!! I wouldn't lie!!! You can take them!!!

🍪🍪🍪

[evil-off-brand-halloween-ghost]

...yay :3

thank you, even if they aren't evil cookies :)

[evil-aryllll]

CAN I HAVE A COOKIE??? MWEHEHE?? PLEASE??? MWEHEHEHEHE?????

[evil-malonnnn]

Since you evil folk seem to be the opposite of your counterparts in many regards, do you and Time have uhhh trouble in paradise?

I'm asking because you both hate Epona

Actually we evilly love each other EVEN MORE than those goodly good versions of us. It makes us EVILLY EVEN MORE POWERFUL and EVILLY UNSTOPPABLE.

[evil-skyy]

I can say the same about me and My Wife. We are evilly inseparable.

[evil-aryllll]

Just like your wife is with her other 20 husbands mwehehe!

[evil-skyy]

I also have another husband. And me and my clones have agreed to share her equally. There are no hard feelings involved!

[evil-aryllll]

So you say mwehehe

If you give me evil cookies I’ll shut up mwehehe

[evil-skyy]

I see no reason to get you to shut up, but... you're welcome to the evil cookies I've got.

[evil-aryllll]

Yay! Evil cookies is really all I want in my evil life mwehehe

[evil-malonnnn]

Since you evil folk seem to be the opposite of your counterparts in many regards, do you and Time have uhhh trouble in paradise?

I'm asking because you both hate Epona

Actually we evilly love each other EVEN MORE than those goodly good versions of us. It makes us EVILLY EVEN MORE POWERFUL and EVILLY UNSTOPPABLE.

[evil-skyy]

I can say the same about me and My Wife. We are evilly inseparable.

[evil-aryllll]

Just like your wife is with her other 20 husbands mwehehe!

[evil-skyy]

I also have another husband. And me and my clones have agreed to share her equally. There are no hard feelings involved!

[evil-aryllll]

So you say mwehehe

If you give me evil cookies I’ll shut up mwehehe

[evil-malonnnn]

Since you evil folk seem to be the opposite of your counterparts in many regards, do you and Time have uhhh trouble in paradise?

I'm asking because you both hate Epona

Actually we evilly love each other EVEN MORE than those goodly good versions of us. It makes us EVILLY EVEN MORE POWERFUL and EVILLY UNSTOPPABLE.

[evil-skyy]

I can say the same about me and My Wife. We are evilly inseparable.

[evil-aryllll]

Just like your wife is with her other 20 husbands mwehehe!

[the-real-lu-wind]

You want questions? Ok, did you know there’s an evil tetra(@evil-tetraa), wind? How do you feel about her?

YOU’RE KIDDING, THEY’VE GOT TETRA NOW TOO??????

this is really getting to be a problem…………

WE CAN’T JUST LET THIS HAPPEN; WE’VE GOT TO RISE UP AND FIGHT FOR WHAT’S RIGHT!!!!! WHO’S WITH ME??!

[evil-off-brand-halloween-ghost]

they have an evil aryll too. ( @evil-aryllll )

[evil-aryllll]

Mwehehehehe yes

[bright-dark-link]

Hello friends!!!

I would like to make more cookies!!!

I am thinking sugar cookies but I’m open to suggestions!!!

[the-most-evil-four]

GREEN PEPPER COOKIES

OR EVIL ROOT BEER COOKIES PRETTY PLEASE???

[evil-aryllll]

OO OO MAKE EVIL MEAT COOKIES!!! I always wanted to eat evil meat cookies.

[the-most-evil-four]

EVIL MEAT COOKIES YESSS

[evil-aryllll]

YES!!! Mweheheheheeeeeeees

[bright-dark-link]

Hello friends!!!

I would like to make more cookies!!!

I am thinking sugar cookies but I’m open to suggestions!!!

[the-most-evil-four]

GREEN PEPPER COOKIES

OR EVIL ROOT BEER COOKIES PRETTY PLEASE???

[evil-aryllll]

OO OO MAKE EVIL MEAT COOKIES!!! I always wanted to eat evil meat cookies.

[windseveilgrandma]

Looks Like i'm going to need a bigger pot of Evil stew for the Evil potluck! Would any of you Dearies happen to have a comically large Evil pot and Evil spoon?

[evil-aryllll]

Here you go Grandma!! I couldn’t find a spoon though >:( maybe check behind your rocking chair mwehehe?

[windseveilgrandma]

OH! thank you my Evil grandchild for this perfect vessel for Evil! I'll go look for that spoon now. I'm certain i saw it around here somewhere...

[evil-aryllll]

*squeals in Aryll because of the grandmotherly approval*