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minors dni!! no telling!! crime!!

[evilazurem]

Taps my foot checks my wrist watch looks at the wall clock sighs heavily “WHERES MY FOOD!?????!?!?!2?!2”

I need that ink birthday fic I’m dying of thirst and hunger…when will thou complete it NO RUSH OF COURSE all jokes all jokes I’m incredibly patient patient..checks wrist watch again

Hmmmm it will be done. It will....... Im just. Very slowly writing it rn help. Maybe before may ends if I raise my pace but classes are being super evil rn..... Ill do my best..!!!

[evilazurem]

Thinking of. Very evil. Inkmare handjobs....... Just cuz the concept of Ink giving Nm a little help mid anything is lowkey funny. To me. He is doing it Knowingly to Fulfill a Goal (and also cuz he thinks nm is cute when he gets nervous about being the Receiver. In a way)

[evilazurem]

Happy bday inkk wait for it baby im writing you getting fucked. Soon

[evilazurem]

As an update. Hes not been fucked as of now but Soon. Hes getting there

[evilazurem]

Happy bday inkk wait for it baby im writing you getting fucked. Soon

[evilazurem]

What would happen if Ink asked Nightmare to open up their relationship? Either to see his reaction or cause of genuine interest

I think hmmm. I think Nightmare would legit go insane. The thing is I don't really see him as the sharing type?? He Would be okay with a closed triangle type of poly where everyone is dating everyone vs a corner type where Ink is dating multiple people while he does the same.

Like. He'd see the close-tight relationship as better because he's also afraid of being intimate with people so naturally it would end up w him Only dating Ink while Ink dates More and I legit think that'd make him so, so jealous.

He's also evil and probs would immediately start thinking the suggestion means either that he hasn't satisfied Ink relationship wise or that Ink Has cheated but is trying to soften the blow. It'd def end up w them fighting about it and the relationship never opening. I think

But also I'm not very knowledgeable on poly relationships at all?? I can't see Nightmare being either cuz he's old™ but maybe if he did study about it his opinions would be different idk</3 so scary

[evilazurem]

Ink: "I swear I have INSANE pregnancy cravings! Absolutely wild!"

Nightmare: "Well what are they? I can have them made no matter what combination your creative mind comes up with"

Ink: "A sandwich toasted but barely, a golden brown instead of a crunchy black. With cheese melted in between? And nothing else!"

Nightmare: "...Right away dear"

Help😭😭😭😭😭 yes Exactly... Nightmare slowly. Lowers the house keys. And toasts some bread........... Tbf he'd probs be super relieved since the fact that Ink Does usually eat insane stuff would make him worried about him forgetting and accidentally chewing on a teratogen help

[evilazurem]

On the topic of Ink pregnancy, I think he'd have the most insane pregnancy cravings

I'm not talking something like pickles and cool whip

I'm talking that Ink is going to be miserable at 3am cause he's suddenly craving a bike tire with spicy honey mustard

Help he would..... That's so funny. Personally I was thinking that. Since he already eats wild stuff. His pregnancy cravings are the most normal ones. Like. He wants to eat a single cheesecake or he dies

I think Nightmare Would make the gang fetch the stuff and then steal the credit for himself....evil

[evilazurem]

Im a bit drastic but i kinda imagine that if Dream found out about Inks evil pregnancy with Nm, he would want Ink to abort it or smth

Thats insane I hope you're aware but. Hmmmm. Would he...... The thing is. He'd see the fetus as like. A message. The fetus symbolizes the whole betrayal deal/Ink being so shameless as not to like. Hide it???

If Ink keeps it he lowkey wouldn't be able to see Ink as like. Hmmmmm. Regretful???? So. In contrast. He'd be hopeful of Ink saying how the fanchild deal is an Accident and that he never meant to have it > to help him to get rid of it/be "a good person" again..... Hmmm lowkey not making any sense rn but. That vibe.

[evilazurem]

Ink gets pregnant with an inkmare child. For some reason, he decides to tell Dream. What would be Dreams reaction? I just need to know bc this will be so fucking funny - hypothetical scenario guy

Help hmmmmm. I think Dream's first instinct is to think Ink is joking and just. Nope'ing him before Ink finishes talking. I also think Dream would be Very hung up on How the pregnancy happened/how Ink is so sure about it?? Specially since monster pregnancies are trickier as. They need Intent to happen. He'd just find it. Absurd????

"...So! Heeey, Dreamscape! I. Hm. Well you know I haven't really— y'know. Y'know! Battle is... harder now for me, so I haven't really been doing a lot for—"

"Whose soul is that."

". What now"

"The soul in your abdomen, Ink. I— It's not yours, is it—?"

"What? No— I mean, yes! But—"

"But?"

"It's— c'mon, I'm sure you don't want me to explain the birds and bees bit to you—"

"Does Blue know."

"I. He doesn't. But— I was planning to tell you two! At. At the same time!"

"How did you even— Ink, you're soulless"

"i know! It's— it's actually a funny story, but I think it has something to do with the father —"

"error?????"

"ERROR??????? (Blegh) No! No, no! Why would— fahahahaha. Are you serious? Error?"

"Who else, Ink? I mean, you've mentioned— magic, and according to magic—"

"No, it's— it's like. Um. Emotional magic—?"

"am i the father"

"dream. No"

". . . No."

"Yes"

"No, he's not. I— how, even—?"

"Birds and. Bees?"

"my brother as of now has a hundred and twenty-two AUs kidnapped, Ink. He has not talked to me properly in— aeons! How would you of all people even—?"

"ohh. Y'know"

"i do not. May you explain it to me"

"I— heyyy. What's up with those— blades?"

"Have you been— did our friendship mean nothing? All this time, you have been betraying—?"

"what? No! No, you're getting the whole plot wrong! You see it's —"

"i'm sorry. We'll talk about this better— when you give yourself to— the OT"

"what????? No, dream! Cmon. It's me! We've eaten ice cream together— just yesterday, we were playing monopoly at blue's! C'mon, y'know me!"

"and yet. Please. I don't want to make this harder as it already is"

[evilazurem]

The hypothetical scenario guy is back to work.

So imagine, very evil, Inkmare making out during a party or smth in the back room or a closet or smth and then the door just... opens, (evily) only to see a very drunk Dream and Cross on their way to make out there.... Like ik we already talked about the bush scenario but i think this is funnier bc they cant fight after this

That's so so funny... I could see Ink getting territorial. To try to hide the inkmare shame. While with Nightmare it's more of a 50/50???? He's either wtf Cross that's my brother/wtf Dream that's my servant OR he's just. Focused on the fact he got cockblocked once more and wants to kill

Like.

"Mmh— h— HEY C, dream, find your own— uh— small room!"

"I—Ink? Is— brother. Brother is that you"

"...Cross? Why are you—"

"Oh boss you finally scored! Congrats bro"

"pardon"

It then turns into awkwardly getting out of the closet to argue. I believe. Meanwhile the Inkmare's still. Super close. Hand on hip kinda thing cuz they Lowkey forgot at that point while Dream and Cross Would have already separated a bit. In Shock

[evilazurem]

I had the thought that, You said Nm wasnt this horny until Ink. Like he got a big fat crush and then he went kinda mad. Does that mean for the past like many MANY years he was alive, he was t sexual at all, so all the lust just stocked up, and now uh... Yea

Hmmm I think he Was sexual but in a. Mechanical way?? Like. 500 years is very long. I think he did jerk off somewhat normally but it wasn't because something made him horny it was because his body just Randomly turned the ecto on and it was the quickest way to deal w it.

The sexual attraction started w Ink though. Which is why he's super unnerved. Because he used to look at attractive monsters/humans and not feel anything and he just assumed that's how attraction feels like; Knowing by looking at them that they're attractive. Then the crush started and he legit thought he went insane because Just looking/listening Ink got him feeling in Some Way that he didn't really recognize properly. And yea

I do think he was lowkey a virgin though. Didn't see any sense on sex And the negativity goop really made touching. Not really appealing. He doesn't have a complex w that though. He would probs brush off all the virgin jokes and just get annoyed at the fact someone Tried to annoy him. Kinda thing

[evilazurem]

Imagine if Ink just handed Nightmare something in public. He looks down to see what it is and...

It's a remote

to a wireless vibrator

They are both about to go into a meeting ;)

That'd be actually insane that's all I can say. I can see Ink doing that perhaps... Would def see it as both a way to make stuff more Interesting and a way to tease Nightmare cuz I fear Nightmare would just Die at the realization. Super scandalized....

Like.

"...What is this device for."

"Oh, y'know. I've got my ecto flared up"

"...Yes? I assume you— ah. You must be wanting my attentions, once we are done with this"

"Hmm, not quite! Earlier. While."

"We cannot sneak out from this, I hope you're aware"

"Oh, I know. Just— just, c'mere. Get a bit closer. Just turn it on"

"...To the maximum?"

"pf— what, you want to kill me already? Don't be silly. C'mon, minimum"

"So it is... connected. To you. Somehow"

"Well. It's a remote thing— for a funnier thing"

"...Pardon? I don't seem to understand"

"Jeez. Okay, there we go with the whole— sneaky thing. A vibrator, Nightmare."

"What"

"You got control of it now. Anyways. See ya there!"

From there I believe Nightmare would go through all the stages of grief. Would get in the meeting just. Dead inside a bit. But then he'd glance at Ink and he'd feel the temptation to test it.......

[evilazurem]

Size Queen Ink wanting to see how many tentacles he can fit send ask

That's actually insane but I can see it. I think...... It's funny to think of just. The preparation for that... Evil. Super Negative AU so Nightmare's got enough negativity to make sure the tentacles are Sturdy and smooth, ectobody on beforehand, a date established so they can prepare Just in case so nobody searches for them. Hmmm

I lowkey can see two as the Absolute maximum, unless Nightmare messes with the width?? They are already pretty. Wide in my mind... I do think Ink would want to see the Hypothetical all holes used scenarios so the number will Absolute get bigger

I think Nightmare would have to be convinced into it but then he'd get into it when he sees how into it Ink is... Starts to try to smooth him into taking More tentacles before he remembers how Ink's sense of pain is weird so he has to actually take care to avoid any damage help. It'd be such a fight though, cuz I do have the feel that Ink would whine to raise the tentacle number......

The personal record... Hmmm. Maybe. 5??? Would depend on what type of ecto he's using. I believe

[evilazurem]

Horse riding? Okay Now he needs to make a joke about the "mare" part of Nightmare's name

Help he so needs to😭😭 hmmm maybe likeeee

"Hey— y'know, this isn't my first rodeo! Got a lot of experiences taming wild mares"

"Ah, so you have worked with equines before?"

"Nocturnal mares"

". Ink."

"Or, you could say—"

"Ink."

"Night m— Okay! Okay, okay. Okay? Okay, got it, not a fan."

"Oh, no. Please don't let me deter you now. Proceed."

"Hm "

"Proceed."

"Hmmmmm..."

[evilazurem]

I imagine Ink would get side tracked if he was the only one doing dirty talk in the bedroom

Like he'll be topping Nightmare and try to make him less embarrassed by saying that being the one under is seen as dominant sometimes in nature, like rabbits. Which makes him then elaborate on how dominance in rabbits is established where the most dominant one is getting groomed. Which leads to him going further into how rabbit group dynamics work. Which leads to Nightmare essentially being pounded into while learning rabbit facts that aren't even sexy.

That's actually so funny I hope you know. I can see that happening... Especially if Ink knew that Nightmare liked biology (a canon Passive trait...!!!). So cute......

"anyways— bunnies aside! You can always top from the bottom. Like— y'know riding? Horse riding?"

"Mmh..."

"Or— okay this would actually be so funny, y'know dildos? You can hold me with your tentacles and then. Move me back and forward like—"

"oh, please. Don't ever— ah. No."

"What? Not a fan?"

"Hmm..."

[evilazurem]

Are you or were you pun lord on that one website? The art style on one of these looks very similar to yours haha

I fear I dunno who you're talking about?? I only go on azurem(something) on all my stuff so they probs just have a similar artstyle. Lowkey got curious though, do you have a username? What website???

[evilazurem]

Evil Inkmare concept

not at all based on your version(/srs, you're just The Inkmare Guy so I wanna share)

Nightmare being a sub cause he likes feeling safe enough with someone to relinquish that control and be pampered

While Ink is a dom cause he likes having that control and autonomy over himself and others due to him constantly being under the control of the creators

So they pair nicely cause Nightmare ends up letting Ink do whatever and have that Freedom

Awwww that's very evil indeed...... I like that, I believe. Nightmare wanted to be taken care of and trusting Ink to do so........ It's always nice to see other interpretations of Ink, I believe, mostly cuz I think mine struggles with his own autonomy cuz of insane creator-religious guilt. I feel. But I like that......... Very interesting!! Thanks for sharing:]]]