🦇I'm a rotisserie shithead🦇

20 • was @beehivedemocracy rip • I just post what I'm being autistic about

[evilbeehivedemocracy]

Guys my fucking account got nuked I literally don't know why but I was @beehivedemocracy 😭. I was also @folkfennel and that's gone too, will be making another account for that as well. I'm so fucking pissed. Go ahead and join The Glamour Witch Club if you're into that kinda thing

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[evilbeehivedemocracy]

My contribution to Shane and Ilya smut where Shane keeps begging for ilya to go harder and Ilya has a hard time keeping up is that one day after a lot of thinking about how he can both satisfy in insatiable husband AND not break or sprain anything, Ilya has a lightbulb moment and buys Shane a fucking machine.

He remembers he's a millionaire, they have a huge house with rooms they could just dedicate to sex stuff if they wanted, a fuck machine is absolutely in the budget especially considering the dyer situation.

At first shane thinks it's ridiculous, especially as he watches Ilya setting it up and can't help but laugh at him on the floor trying to figure out how to connect he dildo part to the rest of the thing.

Plus Shane loves fucking his husband. His real husband with a real dick. He likes his dildos well enough but to Shane, having a real cock inside him, especially when it's Ilya's real cock, is like a spiritual experience.

But eventually Ilya gets it to work and because he is trying to make Shane happy, Shane relents and decides to try it. They get Shane situated on the bed on his back, legs spread, wet and horny and kinda regretting trying this only because he wants Ilya soooo bad.

But Ilya gets the thing lined up and ready for him, presses the tip to his entrance and presses the on button, letting it go slow at first. It's weird for Shane as he's used a dildo many times but has never actually been fucked by one.

Also the machine being very clearly a machine and going at a very specific set pace is different. He's so used to Ilya's hips stuttering, him sometimes having to take a moment after bottoming out because he doesn't want to cum too soon, him trying to go harder and just going deeper instead. Shane likes all these things, they're far from complaints.

It's just odd having something to at one pace, one depth, and stay there until Shane makes it move. Ultimately he's horny enough that it's absolutely getting him off and it takes MAYBE 3 minutes before he cranks up the speed and adjusts himself so it hits deeper.

Eventually Ilya has a stark realization that he regrets buying this thing because the way Shane is moaning and touching his clit and his legs are shaking is making Ilya get hot with jealousy. He's complaining to himself in his own head like "I shouldn't have given up so easy. I can do better than this stupid chunk of metal"

But he's also entranced watching Shane fuck himself on the fake cock, pushing himself back on it, taking it as deep as possible and having it on its nearly highest setting.

Shane's getting close to cumming, Ilya can tell. He grabs the remote and gets close to Shane's ear just to say "why don't we crank it up all the way. That's what I got it for, isn't it?" And Shane's immediately like noooo it'll be too much, too good, but Ilya only tsks at him. "I thought my little slut wanted it rougher? Last I checked he wanted it so rough I had to buy machine so we wouldn't have to buy new bed"

At this point Shane is just a mess and can hardly string words together which is exactly where he wants to be and Ilya knows it. "Come on baby, you can hold it together for me" Ilya coos knows full well Shane can't but it's okay, that's the point.

He cranks it up that last notch and Shane's cumming almost instantly. Ilya cranks down the machine a little but still has it fuck Shane through his orgasm. Ilya's watching Shane moan, his legs shake, feeling Shane grab for Ilya so he doesn't completely lose himself in the sensation.

Ilya turns the thing off and pulls it out of Shane, and spends a few moments kissing Shane gently telling him how good he did, how well he took it, before gently starting to rub Shane's pussy.

Shane's so fucked out he hardly even notices until he's getting flipped over onto his stomach and he hears Ilya ripping his belt off. The only thing Shane can do, the only thing he wants to do, is lay down, arch up to give Ilya better access and take it while still coming down from his high.

Ilya manages to fuck him harder than he ever had before that night powered by sheer jealousy over an object and dangerous levels of horniness brought on by watching his perfect husband getting fucked by anything that isn't him. Nothing breaks which is EXTREMELY surprising.

[evilbeehivedemocracy]

I recently processed that Sinners is like if I Am Legend and O Brother Where Art Thou had a love child

[allesfresser]

Snuggle bugs 🐞

[alltoowille]

Yuna and David having watched their autistic son be so isolated all of his adult life and never having a happy relationship or close friends who understand his anxiety and then finding out that the man they’ve spent a decade hating on his behalf can casually talk him down from a panic attack in less than a minute

[evilbeehivedemocracy]

Ilya being homesick and Shane coming across a Russian market somewhere nearby ish so they take a hike up there and Ilya absolutely loves it, he gets a bunch of stuff and Shane is extremely overstimulated the whole time but anything for his sad husband