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blake kathryn
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Jules of Nature
Peter Solarz

if i look back, i am lost
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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titsay
One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Acquired Stardust

Kaledo Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Keni
occasionally subtle
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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@evilbloodwizard
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Study with Sandro Botticelli and "What's it like working at Lush"
step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound
step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance
step three: marry a girl with generational wealth
Genuinely disoriented by this one
friend said "im on some kinda wave tonight" and sent this screenshot that is obliterating my attention span
Awesome
the king has abruptly fired 60% of his wizard staff, so he’s about to be abruptly surprised at who floated 100% of his formerly floating sky castle
at some point yall just gotta join a religious group and preach bc im tired of yall acting like sex/porn/poly/etc is bad every fucking month. we are one discourse cycle away from ‘sex before marriage is bad’ like go be a mormon and gtfo
Every day tumblr users get closer and closer to saying you can only be trans in a god honouring way.
me if i can be so honest
if we murdered every single tiktok user tommorow nothing of value would be lost
there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period
man im so sick of all these +30 people complaining about the passage of time in the most dramatic ways like you tell these insufferables that 2017 was indeed 10 years ago because thats how the passage of time works all of a sudden they all act like theyre being skinned and boiled alive because 'ougghhhh my precious little timerino is passingggg that not wholesomeeee im sooo oldddd can you believe that the thing that was ten years agooooo happened ten years agoooo im dyingggg im dying and you killed meeeee you killed me with yourr basic math and and understanding of the callendar' be annoying in my vicinity one more time and i will kill you with my bare hands instead..
I think a lot of people don't appreciate the important role evil wizards play in the ecosystem.