A thing to do a Thing...maybe

Mifkin the Cat is not very photogenic, in the same way that I am allergic to tagging, alas

[irrational-philosophy]

it’s been a very busy month, but I was able to get in a little doodle of Mae & Mag + their two (suspiciously acquired) children

[ffigwit]

when you're giving a dead body a cranioplasty and his wrathful spirit is mad as hell flying around your fortress eating your thralls #fuckmylife #justscourgethings

[seaemberthesecond]

Firmly of the opinion that Elrond iconography is a mainstay of Middle-earth's art history/visual culture. Greco-roman style Numenorian statues of the Immortal Brother, pietá of him and Elros with Elrond as the Mother Mary figure cradling his dead twin's body, paintings of him as an ugly medieval-esque baby, one hundred million depictions of the abduction by Maglor and Maedhros, rough stone/wood figurines from Mannish villages where Elrond passed by a couple hundred years ago and cured the plague and has now become a folkloric god.

All this to say, the biggest collector of all this Elrond memorabilia is, in fact, Maglor, and once Elrond sails its value shoots up and he rakes in a fortune re-selling pieces to collectors and antique dealers. Arwen figures out pretty quickly who this mysterious beach-bum bard with an enormous collection of her father's merch is and she's seething. She thinks it's so crass and distasteful but she can't do anything about it because unfortunately, Maglor's biggest buyer is none other than Aragorn himself.

[3000s]

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

[3000s]

and sometimes you're not welcome

[pyrobchilling]

Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[zzoupz]

his friend "Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You"

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Their long suffering associate, the "Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)"

[artastic-foe]

Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!

[l4byr1nthz1]

dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you

[vinnybox]

may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down

[theo-window]

What did he do to deserve this

[rain-droplet]

punished by the council

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

FOOLS!!!! YOU ARE ALL NOTHING BENEATH THE MIGHTY POWER OF MY JPEG ARTIFACT

[edgebug]

so grace is probably alarming to most eridians at first because he's a lanky wet alien with too few limbs, yes--but what if he ends up being terrifying in a sort of divine way instead of a repulsive one?

like. a creature that perceives the intangible? a creature that walks with thin permeable membranes bared to the air, whose blood contains elixir that can destroy pathogens without heat? a creature that is impossibly fragile yet resilient? a creature that breathes potently flammable gas to survive? a creature that is loud all over and speaks in a strange and frightening monotone, who thought it would die for you? who gave up its home in the heavens for you without meeting you first, whose first words to your people were probably something along the lines of We saved your star. It's gonna be okay. Don't be afraid.

[aroace-ryland-grace]

when you're trying to work on saving your planet but your best friend won't stop throwing a fucking circle at you

[aroace-ryland-grace]

rocky not fucking like ball. warning.

[seerya]

I know we're all sort of picturing Rocky just hanging out fully depressed with 22 dead crewmates for 40+ years but I need you all to imagine, just for a second, Rocky holding 22 heart-wrenching space burials and then having the greatest post-burial crashout mirroring Ryland's vodka party. He was probably starfishing on the ground for 2 weeks straight, singing to himself before he got a grip again. I need more headcanons about Rocky doing stupid shit to cope with his grief. Movie!Ryland got to dance with a broom. Fandom, work your magic.

[rika-mortis]

So I watched the movie

[important-animal-images]

[petermorwood]

I'm sure the cat is just sleeping, but its pose and the petals reminded me of a painting.

"The Grief of the Pasha" by Jean-Leon Gerome.

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby

[wyrmpus]

thats a fukcing tigre

[ravmycupine]

The more things change, the more things stay the same....

[lutheban]

Grace goes swimming! Rocky is not thrilled.

Eridians cant "hold their breath" like humans do, their vents dont close completly so water can still get in, if they fall in water they drown and die. safe to say rocky is not a fan of when grace does it for fun xD

(i got the inspo for this from this fic: Enrichment by alatarmaia4, please check it out it is so funny)

More art of Rocky Stressing™️ about human biology

[foxboycomet]

please imagine the clinking of gemstones together. this is important to me

[reactorshaft]

star wars au where obi wan dies fighting maul and anakin is trained by qui gon, forever haunted by the memory of his master's former padawan who was the first to kill a sith in a thousand years by sacrificing himself. Anakin would NOT handle that shadow of comparison well. give it to me.

you could even have obi wan have secretly, barely survived, and been brainwashed and twisted and tortured into losing all his former memories to become the new sith apprentice for extra angst :)

[br1ghtestlight]

spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

[hedgiihog]

i like when mary and armando act silly too

[darkestbrook]

I hope they pirated Minecraft on those computers. I think Rocky would like it