Evil Derby

I may be bad but im perfectly good at it...My life in Roller Derby..yeah baby..I play for the Hard Knox Roller Girls in Knoxville Tn. 26. Lesbian. Maker of Art, clothes and random B.S..yeah this is it..this is where the Golds at. i have one hell of a life...and im loving every moment of it..oh yeah..i travel A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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heh

i stink something good..off to shower

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Hard Knox Roller Girls Commercial Honky Tonk Stomp

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meh

what if my cousin is a lesbian as well??

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fuckyeahchicksintanks:

You might be a derby girl if…

*You take “swigs” from the ibuprofen bottle. *Your romantic partner is considered a widow. *You’ve pulled your pants down in public to show off a bruise or tattoo. *Parties are a competition. *Your first move in a fight is to hipcheck someone. *You don’t know your close buddies’ real names. *The cop who wrote you the ticket called it “reckless driving”, but you explained it as “positional blocking”.

* fuck hot topic and spencers ..i support local business !!

(read more at you might be a derby girl if… | HELLARAD)

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Butthole surfers -shame of life

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all i'm sayin...

Next time IM on top!

hard knox vs atlanta

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te hehehe

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Goblynn crawl vs Sake Tuyas Cheerlearder

the goblynn is one of my awesome team mates / president

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Metal Version..

This is me..all day every day

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oozie woozie awesome new beer coozie

Thank you Down South Derby Girls (atlanta) for the awesome beer coozie gift bag! its so me you have no idea!

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eye juice

hmm so...if you play derby..im sure you know by now you cannot control the photos that come out it... and some of the RIDICULOUS FACES we all make or just how some photos are funny..Im thinking about making a Derby Tumblr where people can submit their funny face photos or what have you and we can make funny captions...Yay?!

Here is one for starters

Its of Suav, Villan and Sgt. (me) from Hard Knox roller girls vs Gold Coast

Villans caption was "no sarge, you cannot touch that"

Note ridiculous look on my face..yeah..meh..anyways Any other captions?

okay i am just realizing i am not sure how you are going to reply to these? how do you turn the answer button on?

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CDC Says Zombie Apocalypse!

One Hell of a weekend...The Rapture...or Zombie apocalypse... well if the rapture DID happen i was in Atlanta Playing Roller Derby ha!! so either way it would have turned out Fun...and well maybe you have heard that the CDC released a Zombie survival 101 article. DBL SCORE!!

The Real deal read it!!

A co worker told me this news today. Said Saturday(suspiciously or ironically) at work on fox he saw the news on the little red line at the bottom then went home and researched it. all you have to do is google it. also just realized the CDC is (suspiciously or ironically) in Atlanta they also (lol) have a derby team named the Apocalypstix (suspiciously or ironically) well it might be all fun to the CDC as cleverly disguised and stated"Well, we’re here to answer that question for you, and hopefully share a few tips about preparing for real emergencies too!" was it stated that the Dead will walk among us during the hours of the decicifing..and im not to sure if thats a word but im totally using it. idk man...im not super worried..i can still play derby with half the worlds population and zombies combined..hell throw some Aliens and faries in there while you're at it..im sure avatar has one hell of a hip check.

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Things I Learned from Roller Derby;

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thingsilearnedfromrollerderby:

It makes me stop and remember that we play a full contact sport, that injuries happen, that we are strong and powerful women but we are fragile too.

Originally from this post.

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HOW HAVE I NEVER WATCHED THESE??!!

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wild and wonderful whites of west virgina

im getting ready to watch that movie.. ( you can watch everything on let me watch this.com) true story =D if you like WEIRD movies (gummo ..feed..human centipede)..this is a must see

link to trailer :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kolMzar_3x0

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rapture cakes oh yeah