Evildoerz incorporated

[evildoerz-inc]

Dear employees.

We have just today opened a new evil base over in the (drumroll)....

NETHERLANDS!!!

That's right, we now have so so many fuch employees it's crazy, if only we were able to understand them.

Oh well \/(^_<) \/

With evil regards:

Lower Management

[evildoerz-inc]

Management here,

Due to the intense heat we are currently experiencing all europe and america based employees will get 2-6 weeks of paid vacation, depending on importance of rank and if we would go bankrupt without you.

With evil regards,

-the Boss

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HELP MERCY GET OUT OF ITS NEGLECTFUL HOUSEHOLD (TAKE 2)

my old post stopped being rbed, so im remaking it.

hi, im mercy, im 19 and disabled. i have been job searching for 2 years now with no success, and only get £265 month (half of which goes to my dad, who is also disabled, but he often takes 75% of it for drugs and alcohol). i only get to eat one meal a day and my living situation will continue to worsen the longer i stay, as my dad is extremely emotionally abusive and neglectful.

we need money for food, gas and electric, rent, etc (and basic neccesities). were starving most of the time, and rarely ever have food in the house due to things getting more and more expensive.

my current goal is to move out and either find roommates OR potentially find a caravan park to live in or something, as i doubt ill be able to gain the money to rent a place. i dont rlly have a goal, so im setting it at £1000 for now and will increase if i hit that. i unfortunately cant make a gofundme as my dad frequently looks on there and id have to share my legal name.

my p@yp@l is here, my k@fi is here, and my c@sh@pp is here. anything helps. please donate if youre able and willing, and rb if you cant. things are getting worse day-by-day.

£150/1000

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UPDATE (22nd march, 2023)

i have £31 left til the 11th of next month. were low on gas and electric, and are rapidly running out of food. im still yet to receieve any more donations. were so incredibly fucked, PLEASE rb this if you see it.

[evildoerz-inc]

Hello Management here

We are pleased to say that we have found out why M.I.L.E.S (our ai) was operating slower than usual some funny guy installed the original doom on his hard drive, and though that is incredibly funny, please refrain from installing any more things onto the hard drive without asking someone at management first

With kind regards

-Management

(ps. M.I.L.E.S stands for Mechanical Intelligence that Likes to Evaporate Super heroes, for those who were wondering)

[evildoerz-inc]

Dear employees

We are sad to announce that this weeks karaoke night will be canceled, due to SOMEONE spilling 3 cups of coffee, 2 baja blasts, 5 servings of nachos (with extra cheese), 2 cups of water melon bubble tea and a half eaten tuna sandwich onto the karaoke machine.

Once again we at management are very sorry.

And to the person who did this we have something to say: We know who you are, we know where you are, you have less than 3h left of your miserable excuse if a life. :)

-Management

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cc . )___\ Okay snoms! I'm gonna do a big Snom Blog tournament! If you want out just ask me, and also if I don't include you in this list I'm making right now tell me

@i-am-a-snom @oshnom @robosnom @wizard-snom @apocalypse-snom @snom-with-a-bomb @snom-with-sweater @protosnom @snom-with-a-knife @ditto-snom @baby-snom @rescued-snom

cc . )___\ There are more I just can't remember them please tell me if I forgot you

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Evil villain looking for respectable minions and goons (we have dental)

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MWAHAHA I WILL BRING DOOM AND DESTRUCTION FOR ALL ETERNI- oh wait no that's mean, i don't wanna be mean