Evil Uno Is On Tumblr

Join the Dark Order. [ not actually evil uno, please don’t message me ]

[evilestuno]

Mr. Bray, I have something to tell you. @byebyebray

[byebyebray]

Well well well...

Uno...does Miss Anna know you’re talking to me, or are you risking her wrath right now?

[evilestuno]

Well she didn’t know if she should involve you!

[evilestuno]

Mr. Bray, I have something to tell you. @byebyebray

[byebyebray]

And what would that be, Uno?

[evilestuno]

Uh…Stu seems to have a…little bit of a crush on Anna and came on far too strong. I’m not sure what to do here.

[byebyebray]

And how did you come to this conclusion of this crush? Did Anna or Stu say something to you? 

[evilestuno]

[evilestuno]

Mr. Bray, I have something to tell you. @byebyebray

[byebyebray]

And what would that be, Uno?

[evilestuno]

Uh…Stu seems to have a…little bit of a crush on Anna and came on far too strong. I’m not sure what to do here.

[evilestuno]

Mr. Bray, I have something to tell you. @byebyebray

[annathequeenslayer]

@evilestuno @alwayshungiee Stu told me he has unpure thoughts about me.

[evilestuno]

Why would he do that?

[evilestuno]

Hello bad women of the Tumblr Dashboard. Please vote for Evil Uno to have residency in @jadeisthatbitch’s baddie section. Thank you.

[evilestuno]

Unfortunately you never know what you've got until it's gone!

[evilestuno]

Hello bad women of the Tumblr Dashboard. Please vote for Evil Uno to have residency in @jadeisthatbitch’s baddie section. Thank you.

[the-americandragon]

I thought that was just for women. Are you trying to tell us something, Uno?

[evilestuno]

The baddie section is genderless, Bryan. Get with the times.

[the-americandragon]

Oh man. Are you telling me I’m not hip?

[evilestuno]

Perhaps not now, you were ahead of your time with Tout though.

[evilestuno]

Hello bad women of the Tumblr Dashboard. Please vote for Evil Uno to have residency in @jadeisthatbitch’s baddie section. Thank you.

[the-americandragon]

I thought that was just for women. Are you trying to tell us something, Uno?

[evilestuno]

The baddie section is genderless, Bryan. Get with the times.

[evilestuno]

Hello bad women of the Tumblr Dashboard. Please vote for Evil Uno to have residency in @jadeisthatbitch’s baddie section. Thank you.

[jadeisthatbitch]

Not a lot of baddies here but maybe their votes will count

[evilestuno]

Well they've got to count for something!

[evilestuno]

Hello bad women of the Tumblr Dashboard. Please vote for Evil Uno to have residency in @jadeisthatbitch’s baddie section. Thank you.

[theabsolverofsinmoved]

@evilestuno I look forward to our meeting tonight.

[evilestuno]

As do I. it's been quite a long time coming.

[theabsolverofsinmoved]

Remember- this was your own doing.

[evilestuno]

Again, I don't ask for things I don't want.

[theabsolverofsinmoved]

@evilestuno I look forward to our meeting tonight.

[evilestuno]

As do I. it's been quite a long time coming.

[theabsolverofsinmoved]

@evilestuno Remember: you wanted this.

[evilestuno]

I never ask for things I don't want, my good sir.

[evilestuno]

Evil Uno is not poutine.

[taycontiii]

Arguing means you care. Anna and I argue but we love each other. She’s my best friend but we don’t always see eye to eye. The important thing is you come together against anyone that attacks you. 

[evilestuno]

Indeed we do care about the cowboy a ton. Maybe we're being a little bit too harsh.

[sashamoved]

You guys should just talked about his ass freckles and his raggedy lawnmower! @alwayshungiee @evilestuno @stugrayson @aperfect10

[evilestuno]

Now Miss Sasha, that's too far!

[evilestuno]

Evil Uno is not poutine.

[taycontiii]

That doesn’t make it so. I heard some had small dicks too and yet his wife disagrees. Right now, a lot of things are being said that shouldn’t be. Family’s argue.

[evilestuno]

You are right about that, now that I think about it. It would be odd if we never argued.

[evilestuno]

Evil Uno is not poutine.

[taycontiii]

Lucky or people would eat you.

[evilestuno]

Exactly! But according to some, apparently I am “fucking poutine”.