palms laid flat

hi i'm mitch and i'm a milf-aholic dumpster dive | fic | ao3

[lizmitches]

you have the worst takes

god you want me so bad

[lizmitches]

sometimes i think about the lisa swain who would shrug away affection and run from being known and i see her being showered in tenderness despite the way she fought it for so long and i get all 🥲🤧🥹

[carlaconnors]

CORONATION STREET | April 23, 2026

[lizmitches]

lisa saying she was terrified of carla when they first met like it’s some big secret. as if everyone within a five mile radius didn’t notice her instantly enter shaking chihuahua mode. as if her little knees didn’t knock together at the sheer threat of Pretty Lady. as if the tiny fists she uses to fight her inner demons didn’t repeatedly clench any time carla got a little too close. we had no idea, champ, really! no idea at all

[michaun]

Been a hell of a journey, though, hasn’t it? Yeah, but it’s the destination that counts.

[lesbiancosmicowl]

can't wait for carla 5 marriages connor to get her first lesbian divorce 🥰

[michaun]

CORONATION STREET the Connor-Swains

[carlaconnors]

CORONATION STREET | March 2, 2026

[carlaconnors]

CORONATION STREET | June 6, 2014 vs. March 2, 2026

[lizmitches]

are you still keeping up with swarla? i miss your swarla posts 😪

i had to tune out for the becky bullshit but now i’m back to whine about dumb babies dw 🫶

[lizmitches]

come back to the swarla fandom!!

i’m back! i’m back i swear i’m back

[lizmitches]

calling it now

[lizmitches]

happy birthday beloved, you idiot! *kisses your forehead* *kisses your forehead**kisses your forehead**kisses your forehead**kisses your forehead**kisses your forehead**kisses your forehead*

thanks idiot

[teleostuber]

Liquidate the accounts

[ninnysstuff]

Angelina and Tony Soprano are basically the same

[houndmother]

automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

[carmelasoprano]

I like to think of us as friends sometimes, too. I spend more time with you than any of my other friends. So technically that makes you my… best friend.