“pipe the fuck down, asshole.” Regina OXOXO
five word prompts | Not Accepting
Edward snickered to himself at her response, and pushed up from where he’d been sat in a booth near the back of Granny’s Diner. “If you didn’t want your conversations to be public, perhaps you shouldn’t hold them in a public diner at the top of your voices.” Sweeping hair back out of his face, he looked between Regina and her current companion, and grinned. “As it happens, I might have the solution to your little pirate problem.”
Tucking his hands into his pockets, he shrugged. “I happen to have quite the history with a certain Killian Jones, you see. Whatever you need him to do, wherever you need him to go… give me a day and I’ll have him right where you want him.”
“If I’d wanted the opinion of another pirate I would have asked you. I suppose they don’t teach you manners on the high seas, or you’d know better than to eavesdrop.” Regina remarked dryly, turning to face him as he made his way towards her. Sighing in contempt, she reasoned that it wasn’t the worst idea to use Teach for his knowledge, after all he was one of the few who had real history with Killian if the tales were true
“And what gives you such leverage over him, hmm? And what would you want in return from me? I can’t imagine someone like you would just want to do me a favour out of the goodness of your heart, after all. Maybe I could point you in the direction of a decent hairstylist?”






















