Evil Jax / E.J!

He/Him・Non-Playable・Member of the Evil Big Tops Softball Team! · · · · · · ୨୧ · · · · · · [📬Inbox: 60+] Admin is a sandwich 🥪 (On semi-hiatus! Slow posts ouh)

[eviljaxin]

Welcome to my fan-made & run Evil Jax askblog!

Please read rules under the cut before you interact!!

Last update — March/25th/2026 🍥

Who's speaking?

Evil Jax's dialogue will be written in pink! (Or is it salmon?) and of course, will come with a stutter: H-Hello..!

Admin/Narrator dialogue (aka me speaking) will be written in brackets: "[Hello!]" or will be tagged as "admin speaking/ooc"

Boundaries!

I will NOT be answering any NSFW or bigoted asks. Over-stepping this boundary will result in an immediate block.

In turn, I ask that anyone under 14 does not interact with this blog!! Since I do allow swearing, in-character flirting, innuendo, violent and other asks of that nature! Just as long as it stays within PG-14 rating.

In-character asks + interacts are more than welcome!!! You are also free to dm me on setting up any relationships with E.J beforehand, etc. I love having other ask blogs interact with mine!

If you're interested in shipping your blog with E.J, you must be 18 or older and dm me beforehand. If I'm unsure about your age it'll automatically be registered as platonic to keep things uncomplicated.

I am no longer interested in any prolonged roleplay trains between blogs, sorry. However, I'll still happily dabble in short interactions! Overall though, I'll be keeping longer rps on platforms like discord! ofc, I ask you be 18 or older before requesting to RP with me personally.

Personal notes!

Anons and out of character blogs will be drawn as Mannequin NPCS by default. I won't elaborate much, but I suggest if you wanna spice things up you use a signature at the end of your ask to stand out! Tyty

This is my own interpretation of Evil Jax, and being the fan of him that I am, comes with a lot of headcanons, so please don't be rash if you find anything out of your expectations..!

If you notice something wrong/missing in a post please do let me know!! This mostly applies to alt text and content warning tags, but if you pick up anything else don't hesitate to inform me! I am very prone to overlook things!

Other Evil bigtops!

Bazooble! — @thebetterzoob @bazooblesaskbox

Coach — @dictatorercoach

Ribbit… — @evilribbit

Pomni (and Ragatha!) — @thebetterjester @askevilpomandevilrag @evilragatha-heh

Non evil blogs!

Softball announcers! — @yourfavoriteringleader @adventurefan @daddy-bubble01

Chess Piece couple! — @stillthatking @checkmate-queen

Other Bazooble — @mismatchedparts @zooblesabstracthinking

Nicer Gangle — @jingle-jangle-gangle

Other Pomni — @pomni-account

Other Ragatha — @horsesarebeautiful57

Other me — @asktheejax

Other ribbit — @a-pretty-chill-fella

Kaufmo — @kaufmotheklown

Mr. goo — @gummygooo

Special guests!

Ms.Brown — @mamabear-58🧸

Magnificent Mimi — @magnificentmimiz <3

Blog tag is #🍥ask evil jax !

Thanks again for checking out my account! It's an honor to be here <3

[eviljaxin]

This is a VERY specific but very important childhood memory I wish to share with him, to which I ask; may I give him a plushie? poor guy is going through it rn. The one I just went on a hunt to find is called a "Carter's Just One You Pink Bear Lovey." They were discontinued a few years back I think, but I still keep mine around and thought It might comfort another as well :) (I HOPE THIS DOESN'T SOUND WEIRD IM CRINE)

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[eviljaxin]

EJ!! Be careful, the circus is falling apart!! I hope the other Evil Npcs are okay

"I-I'm sure they're managing just fine.."

[ big old thanks to @thebetterjester & @dictatorercoach's admins for letting me draw out this post! I had a blast with it ]

[eviljaxin]

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[eviljaxin]

oh btw god is dead

......

..Oh, I get it..! You guys're j-just pulling a really weird prank, haha..!

I-I have no idea how you managed to set a-all of this up, but it definitely had me fooled..! g-great job!

[eviljaxin]

Nyakshins, if you could, what would you do in the real world first?

Um.. w-what do you mean, "the real world"..?

...w-what the...

[eviljaxin]

A-Alot of you seem stressed about something happening today.. I dunno what it is but t-try not to worry..! I'm sure things'll turn out just fine!

,,You guys got this..!!

[eviljaxin]

Yo, what’s good, my main man Pinky? Pull up, homeboy, been a hot minute since we kicked it.

Check it: I’ve got a phat offer comin’ at you, and I’m about ready to bounce on this wack parasite, so can you scoop it off my grill? The fresh intel (straight‑up from the real deal) says it’s gotta get passed down, cant really get rid of it myself. and I’m thinkin’ you and this gig are gonna mesh like a fresh pb&j, straight fire. So, You down?

[She was holding out a hand for a fist bump]

......?

[eviljaxin]

OMG YOUVE RETURN FROM WAR! WE ALL MISSED YOU 💛

Gosh, t-that's really ouf—🩷💞💕💗💕💗💞💗💗

—s,,sweet to hear..!💗💕💞💗💞💗♥️♥️💗💗💕💕💞💞♥️💞💗💞💗🩷<3 pwa—! 💞💞💞🩷🩷🩷 T-Thank you everyone..!!!

[eviljaxin]

i just saw that your hand paws are soft!! are your feet paws soft too??

Yea, I-I guess you could call them soft.. They are pretty comfortable to walk on..!

T-That's as long as I'm not wearing shoes anyway..

[eviljaxin]

Looks like you no longer live in a white void,but a cream one now?

Anyways...which chiikawa character do you see yourself as(yes im asking this so admin can draw ej as a chiikawa char🥹🥹)

ウ、ウラヤハ...

[Personally, I see E.J being a mix of pochette yoroi-san and momonga more than anything. Though this was a great excuse to see him in the chiikawa style.. You have a very big brain goober]

[thebetterjester]

[I should draw fresh pomni.]

[thebetterjester]

[I drew fresh pomni. And I used tumblr text colors.]

[eviljaxin]

[fresh evil pomni was NOT on my bingo card for this year but this slaps regardless]

[eviljaxin]

why does bazooble call you bugsy? /p

I-I'm not sure actually... I think my ears look like antenna to them.. o-or maybe it's my eyes?

[It's a reference to Bugs Bunny.]

[eviljaxin]

Bunny, do you have soft paws?

(please show me)🥺

I-I dunno how soft I'd consider them but, s-sure..!

They're not really anything special.. M-My gloves are usually just for keeping them warm..

[—And to keep his palms from sweating so much.]

[eviljaxin]

Do you like being pink or would be another color?

I-I really don't mind being pink..! Though, if I had to choose, I t-think I'd pick a nice shade of burgundy..! M,,Maybe with little white hearts..

[eviljaxin]

I give EJ a spinny propeller hat and a comically large lollipop

[The pinnacle of whimsy.]

[eviljaxin]

[ a pink alien creature appears behind him with a small "Poof!" , and hugs him. ]

“ SO S0FT!! AND K1!ND!! ”

[ they vanished before you could say anything. ]