Alina

I'm a 24 year old girl and live in Belgium, I just want to make you smile :D

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[goth-queen]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Possibly the greatest r/malelivingspace post of all time

[asterisk0s]

My contender

[sourcreammachine]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: These are notes with a strong sense of being "lively and real" that Chinese netizens can come across everywhere.

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign(s)

[thatstupidkat-deactivated202602]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign(s)

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[inaturalist-unofficial]

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/162471615

This is my favorite local inat post I have ever found and I thought y’all might like it

[themanliestmouse]

Yeah.

They just like… do that.

[hawkpartys]

yeah

(Bewick’s wren, close enough)

[proton-wobbler]

I used to work a pest removal job where we specifically captured birds who went into stores. Carolina Wren were my all time least favorites to catch because it always took a full day and the entire time they’re casually hopping around like they own the place. Which, of course they do. It’s their house now.

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

[zoya-nazyalenskys-archive]

people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works

[zoya-nazyalenskys-archive]

what this post has shown me is that so many of people on this hellsite cannot distinguish between a poor little meow meow and a blorbo from my shows smh

[luulapants]

Hope this helps!

[thebreakfastgenie]

who made this post

[marlinspirkhall]

Another hit post from God themself

[salvasti]

15

[rococo-crow]

[ihaveapproximately4bones]

[grinnersmiler]

[depsidase]

[telnaga]

[kaijuno]

[gonzos-humansona]

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You two were having an ongoing portal fantasy adventure together in your dreams and wrote the whole thing off as nightmares

[rabbiteclair]

i get into a horrific car accident while carrying a crock pot full of meatballs in the passenger seat. at the hospital, the surgeons cannot sort out which chunks of meat are me and which are not, so I end up with several meatballs sewn into my guts. despite this I make a full recovery, and they elect not to remove the meatballs because quote 'they seem comfy in there.' i go on the talk show circuit and become moderately famous as The Meatballs Woman. when i die i am buried under a gravestone with meatballs carved on it. in the year 2438, a grad student from what is now Cambodia who is studying the late pre-collapse American Empire writes her thesis on this, concluding that I probably never existed and was a conflation of several real stories and urban legends. years later, a pop-history book wildly misinterprets this and several other things, arguing for the existence of a historic American religious pantheon including figures like The Meatballs Woman, Florida Man, Emperor Norton, etc. this book sells bizarrely well and inspires a new neo-pagan movement, which in turn leads to a weird shipping community, resulting in a small but vibrant scene of ABO fics featuring me and MrBeast (who in this context has been interpreted as a god of excess and trickery)

this chilling scenario is only one of the multiple reasons I am going to attempt to not crash my car today

[disgustinggf]

I love your personality

thank you! its pieces of everyone ive ever loved

[lostinhistory]

[fouroclockwren]

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE