S-I-N, S-I-N! @evillawyerjoke - Tumblr Blog

that scene in the handmaiden where sook-hee destroys every book in the library.

#.txt #that's all i've got.

contac

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nihilistic-superbitch

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larkstonguesinaspicpart1

Dont worry ma’am, i’ll be able to help your case. I may not have passed the bar exam but i’m kin with all the finest lawyers around

#me.

new yawk...... da big apple.

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it’s a bit late, but i did promise to post at least one photo from the production. :~)

#.selfies #what was the ballet?

@dirtineverycrack that depends. do you have boats for feet?

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#.txt #my back is in unimaginable pain but what's new.

tumblr promoting and encouraging capitalism among it’s users as an “april fool’s joke” is really beautiful.

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evillawyerjoke

sometimes olivia wants us to fool around while she’s wearing a face mask, but i can’t do it seriously half the time. it’s like i’m fucking dr. doom.

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Stop spreading lies.

evillawyerjoke

your villainy will not triumph today, doom.

#drunkgirljoke #.txt #nsfw

sometimes olivia wants us to fool around while she’s wearing a face mask, but i can’t do it seriously half the time. it’s like i’m fucking dr. doom.

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me: hey tumblr! can you maybe load some pictures for me to see.

tumblr: (spits on me) no you dumb baby bitch! now take this white square and try to figure out what it is based off the tags while you cry.

me: okay! have a nice day!

#.txt #gendered slurs /

people are generally surprised when they find out i’m actually quite shy and introverted because i’ve become so good at acting otherwise. i’d say being a lawyer had to make me that way, but..... you don’t become a successful used car salesman by mumbling and looking at your feet.

#.txt #rule of thumb: i don't trust other introverts and for some reason most of my friends are extroverts.#thanks for being loud and generally not too weird.