Evil Mario Brothers @evilmariobros - Tumblr Blog

*same person who sent the prev ask*

The one cladded in red and carrying a hammer striked first, swinging the hammer towards the bros.

@evilmariobros

*They easily jump over it, landing and looking at each other as they get ready to do a jump attack of their own*

Thought'a so!

Mario, stay on'a guard...

M swiftly jumps out of the way and swings his hammer again, this time, far more precise and clean. L leaned on his own hammer while eating a granola bar, trusting his brother to handle two people.

*Luigi takes the hit, stepping back*

These'a guys mean business...

'Ey! No-one'a hurts my bro and'a gets away with it! Bro, let'sa go!

Got it!

*Mario uses a bros move, the two keeping their distance as they launch a Bomb Derby at the Misters*

And nobody hurts mine, too!

L pulled M out of the impact, joining the fight himself as his hands sparked with green lightning. M silently ignites his hand on fire as both brothers went into their stances.

Huh, a 2v2? Bet.

*The bros look at each other, nod, and do the same. Fire and Lightning vs Fire and Lightning*

You know, you'a remind me of a Mr L that'a I fought a couple'a times!

...Mario, that'a was me under Bleck'sa control.

I know! I just'a was expecting there to be a brobot here to'a fight as well!

L groans like the conversation exchange had physically hurt him.

You seeing this, M? Your alter talks way too much. I like this version of Mario better.

M rolled his eyes cheekily before shoving his brother.

Yikes! Alright, alright. As for you two...

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

Let'sa go!

*The two bros charge forward against their respective evil version, fire and lightning clashing with themselves*

M pulls out an unexpected move. While clasing with Mario, his fire suddenly turned blue, which flares hotter than red ones, and does a graceful pirouette before attempting to land a hit.

*Mario, caught off guard, gets hit, moving back, but staying on his feet*

Yeow! That'sa hot!

Mario!

*Luigi moves back to his bro*

(If'a they're stronger than us, then we'lla need to take them out some other way!)

(Yeah... we'vea gotta work together!)

*The two bros seem to be getting something ready. Mario's getting out a powerup of some kind, and Luigi the polterguist-G00.*

Good job, M. Now it's my turn.

L cracks his knucles, before his green lightning charges into a much hotter, blue lightning.

Ya might wanna back off. I need momentum.

Mhm.

That's it. That's what M had said the whole time since their scuffle and probably won't let out a noise again for a good while.

It'sa weird that he hasn'ta talked, right?

Yeah... well, you'a ready?

Mhm!

*Luigi uses the polterguist's strobe bulb, and when the light clears, there's... 2 marios and luigis! One of the luigis sems a little gooey, too.*

Blue'a lightning? I'a see!

*The twin marios decide to counter their hot lightning and fire with an ice flower! Gooigi charges forward, ready to attack with a gooey hammer!*

L pulls of a move, and it appears he has teleported behind the brothers, catching them off-guard with a kick. But in reality, he used his lightning powers to make himself move faster.

M, on the other hand, quietly douses the flame in his hands as he stood.

*Gooigi doesn't react to the lightning, the two marios hurling ice balls at Mr L*

...

You'a need to cool down!

M hurls a fireball at the block of ice, setting his brother free. L was ready to square up for round two when M signalled him to stop.

Oh come on! I was so close! Let me at them!

Shh.

L took that as a cue to shut up. M walked forward slowly, still quiet. He stopped when he was standing a few feet away from the normal bros. Then, he spoke.

You have my respect.

L's eyes widened. His brother has never said more than two words when talking to strangers. So his shock was not because of the sentence itself, but the word count.

What... The... Hell... M...

....

Thank'a you very much! You'lla have to teach us that blue fire and'a lightning trick!

*Gooigi seems to return inside Luigi's polterguist, as he relaxes slightly.

...mostly because Mario still has a double cherry active, but still!*

Yeah, that was'a hot stuff. You almost melted Gooigi with'a Thunder!

*Mario, ever sportsmanlike, takes his hand out for a handshake with M*

M doesn't take it. But L sure did take the handshake since he still has a soft spot for Mario variants.

Okay... This is cool and all, but what are we gonna do now?

M gestures his head southwest.

That's the way to those big ol' town of horrorbrews. You sure you wanna go there?

Yes.

L turns to the normal bros.

Well, we gotta get going now. But this won't be the last time we'll see each other. I'm looking forward for round two.

*same person who sent the prev ask*

The one cladded in red and carrying a hammer striked first, swinging the hammer towards the bros.

@evilmariobros

*They easily jump over it, landing and looking at each other as they get ready to do a jump attack of their own*

Thought'a so!

Mario, stay on'a guard...

M swiftly jumps out of the way and swings his hammer again, this time, far more precise and clean. L leaned on his own hammer while eating a granola bar, trusting his brother to handle two people.

*Luigi takes the hit, stepping back*

These'a guys mean business...

'Ey! No-one'a hurts my bro and'a gets away with it! Bro, let'sa go!

Got it!

*Mario uses a bros move, the two keeping their distance as they launch a Bomb Derby at the Misters*

And nobody hurts mine, too!

L pulled M out of the impact, joining the fight himself as his hands sparked with green lightning. M silently ignites his hand on fire as both brothers went into their stances.

Huh, a 2v2? Bet.

*The bros look at each other, nod, and do the same. Fire and Lightning vs Fire and Lightning*

You know, you'a remind me of a Mr L that'a I fought a couple'a times!

...Mario, that'a was me under Bleck'sa control.

I know! I just'a was expecting there to be a brobot here to'a fight as well!

L groans like the conversation exchange had physically hurt him.

You seeing this, M? Your alter talks way too much. I like this version of Mario better.

M rolled his eyes cheekily before shoving his brother.

Yikes! Alright, alright. As for you two...

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

Let'sa go!

*The two bros charge forward against their respective evil version, fire and lightning clashing with themselves*

M pulls out an unexpected move. While clasing with Mario, his fire suddenly turned blue, which flares hotter than red ones, and does a graceful pirouette before attempting to land a hit.

*Mario, caught off guard, gets hit, moving back, but staying on his feet*

Yeow! That'sa hot!

Mario!

*Luigi moves back to his bro*

(If'a they're stronger than us, then we'lla need to take them out some other way!)

(Yeah... we'vea gotta work together!)

*The two bros seem to be getting something ready. Mario's getting out a powerup of some kind, and Luigi the polterguist-G00.*

Good job, M. Now it's my turn.

L cracks his knucles, before his green lightning charges into a much hotter, blue lightning.

Ya might wanna back off. I need momentum.

Mhm.

That's it. That's what M had said the whole time since their scuffle and probably won't let out a noise again for a good while.

It'sa weird that he hasn'ta talked, right?

Yeah... well, you'a ready?

Mhm!

*Luigi uses the polterguist's strobe bulb, and when the light clears, there's... 2 marios and luigis! One of the luigis sems a little gooey, too.*

Blue'a lightning? I'a see!

*The twin marios decide to counter their hot lightning and fire with an ice flower! Gooigi charges forward, ready to attack with a gooey hammer!*

L pulls of a move, and it appears he has teleported behind the brothers, catching them off-guard with a kick. But in reality, he used his lightning powers to make himself move faster.

M, on the other hand, quietly douses the flame in his hands as he stood.

*Gooigi doesn't react to the lightning, the two marios hurling ice balls at Mr L*

...

You'a need to cool down!

M hurls a fireball at the block of ice, setting his brother free. L was ready to square up for round two when M signalled him to stop.

Oh come on! I was so close! Let me at them!

Shh.

L took that as a cue to shut up. M walked forward slowly, still quiet. He stopped when he was standing a few feet away from the normal bros. Then, he spoke.

You have my respect.

L's eyes widened. His brother has never said more than two words when talking to strangers. So his shock was not because of the sentence itself, but the word count.

What... The... Hell... M...

*same person who sent the prev ask*

The one cladded in red and carrying a hammer striked first, swinging the hammer towards the bros.

@evilmariobros

*They easily jump over it, landing and looking at each other as they get ready to do a jump attack of their own*

Thought'a so!

Mario, stay on'a guard...

M swiftly jumps out of the way and swings his hammer again, this time, far more precise and clean. L leaned on his own hammer while eating a granola bar, trusting his brother to handle two people.

*Luigi takes the hit, stepping back*

These'a guys mean business...

'Ey! No-one'a hurts my bro and'a gets away with it! Bro, let'sa go!

Got it!

*Mario uses a bros move, the two keeping their distance as they launch a Bomb Derby at the Misters*

And nobody hurts mine, too!

L pulled M out of the impact, joining the fight himself as his hands sparked with green lightning. M silently ignites his hand on fire as both brothers went into their stances.

Huh, a 2v2? Bet.

*The bros look at each other, nod, and do the same. Fire and Lightning vs Fire and Lightning*

You know, you'a remind me of a Mr L that'a I fought a couple'a times!

...Mario, that'a was me under Bleck'sa control.

I know! I just'a was expecting there to be a brobot here to'a fight as well!

L groans like the conversation exchange had physically hurt him.

You seeing this, M? Your alter talks way too much. I like this version of Mario better.

M rolled his eyes cheekily before shoving his brother.

Yikes! Alright, alright. As for you two...

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

Let'sa go!

*The two bros charge forward against their respective evil version, fire and lightning clashing with themselves*

M pulls out an unexpected move. While clasing with Mario, his fire suddenly turned blue, which flares hotter than red ones, and does a graceful pirouette before attempting to land a hit.

*Mario, caught off guard, gets hit, moving back, but staying on his feet*

Yeow! That'sa hot!

Mario!

*Luigi moves back to his bro*

(If'a they're stronger than us, then we'lla need to take them out some other way!)

(Yeah... we'vea gotta work together!)

*The two bros seem to be getting something ready. Mario's getting out a powerup of some kind, and Luigi the polterguist-G00.*

Good job, M. Now it's my turn.

L cracks his knucles, before his green lightning charges into a much hotter, blue lightning.

Ya might wanna back off. I need momentum.

Mhm.

That's it. That's what M had said the whole time since their scuffle and probably won't let out a noise again for a good while.

It'sa weird that he hasn'ta talked, right?

Yeah... well, you'a ready?

Mhm!

*Luigi uses the polterguist's strobe bulb, and when the light clears, there's... 2 marios and luigis! One of the luigis sems a little gooey, too.*

Blue'a lightning? I'a see!

*The twin marios decide to counter their hot lightning and fire with an ice flower! Gooigi charges forward, ready to attack with a gooey hammer!*

L pulls of a move, and it appears he has teleported behind the brothers, catching them off-guard with a kick. But in reality, he used his lightning powers to make himself move faster.

M, on the other hand, quietly douses the flame in his hands as he stood.

*same person who sent the prev ask*

The one cladded in red and carrying a hammer striked first, swinging the hammer towards the bros.

@evilmariobros

*They easily jump over it, landing and looking at each other as they get ready to do a jump attack of their own*

Thought'a so!

Mario, stay on'a guard...

M swiftly jumps out of the way and swings his hammer again, this time, far more precise and clean. L leaned on his own hammer while eating a granola bar, trusting his brother to handle two people.

*Luigi takes the hit, stepping back*

These'a guys mean business...

'Ey! No-one'a hurts my bro and'a gets away with it! Bro, let'sa go!

Got it!

*Mario uses a bros move, the two keeping their distance as they launch a Bomb Derby at the Misters*

And nobody hurts mine, too!

L pulled M out of the impact, joining the fight himself as his hands sparked with green lightning. M silently ignites his hand on fire as both brothers went into their stances.

Huh, a 2v2? Bet.

*The bros look at each other, nod, and do the same. Fire and Lightning vs Fire and Lightning*

You know, you'a remind me of a Mr L that'a I fought a couple'a times!

...Mario, that'a was me under Bleck'sa control.

I know! I just'a was expecting there to be a brobot here to'a fight as well!

L groans like the conversation exchange had physically hurt him.

You seeing this, M? Your alter talks way too much. I like this version of Mario better.

M rolled his eyes cheekily before shoving his brother.

Yikes! Alright, alright. As for you two...

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

Let'sa go!

*The two bros charge forward against their respective evil version, fire and lightning clashing with themselves*

M pulls out an unexpected move. While clasing with Mario, his fire suddenly turned blue, which flares hotter than red ones, and does a graceful pirouette before attempting to land a hit.

*Mario, caught off guard, gets hit, moving back, but staying on his feet*

Yeow! That'sa hot!

Mario!

*Luigi moves back to his bro*

(If'a they're stronger than us, then we'lla need to take them out some other way!)

(Yeah... we'vea gotta work together!)

*The two bros seem to be getting something ready. Mario's getting out a powerup of some kind, and Luigi the polterguist-G00.*

Good job, M. Now it's my turn.

L cracks his knucles, before his green lightning charges into a much hotter, blue lightning.

Ya might wanna back off. I need momentum.

Mhm.

That's it. That's what M had said the whole time since their scuffle and probably won't let out a noise again for a good while.

*same person who sent the prev ask*

The one cladded in red and carrying a hammer striked first, swinging the hammer towards the bros.

@evilmariobros

*They easily jump over it, landing and looking at each other as they get ready to do a jump attack of their own*

Thought'a so!

Mario, stay on'a guard...

M swiftly jumps out of the way and swings his hammer again, this time, far more precise and clean. L leaned on his own hammer while eating a granola bar, trusting his brother to handle two people.

*Luigi takes the hit, stepping back*

These'a guys mean business...

'Ey! No-one'a hurts my bro and'a gets away with it! Bro, let'sa go!

Got it!

*Mario uses a bros move, the two keeping their distance as they launch a Bomb Derby at the Misters*

And nobody hurts mine, too!

L pulled M out of the impact, joining the fight himself as his hands sparked with green lightning. M silently ignites his hand on fire as both brothers went into their stances.

Huh, a 2v2? Bet.

*The bros look at each other, nod, and do the same. Fire and Lightning vs Fire and Lightning*

You know, you'a remind me of a Mr L that'a I fought a couple'a times!

...Mario, that'a was me under Bleck'sa control.

I know! I just'a was expecting there to be a brobot here to'a fight as well!

L groans like the conversation exchange had physically hurt him.

You seeing this, M? Your alter talks way too much. I like this version of Mario better.

M rolled his eyes cheekily before shoving his brother.

Yikes! Alright, alright. As for you two...

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

Let'sa go!

*The two bros charge forward against their respective evil version, fire and lightning clashing with themselves*

M pulls out an unexpected move. While clasing with Mario, his fire suddenly turned blue, which flares hotter than red ones, and does a graceful pirouette before attempting to land a hit.

*same person who sent the prev ask*

The one cladded in red and carrying a hammer striked first, swinging the hammer towards the bros.

@evilmariobros

*They easily jump over it, landing and looking at each other as they get ready to do a jump attack of their own*

Thought'a so!

Mario, stay on'a guard...

M swiftly jumps out of the way and swings his hammer again, this time, far more precise and clean. L leaned on his own hammer while eating a granola bar, trusting his brother to handle two people.

*Luigi takes the hit, stepping back*

These'a guys mean business...

'Ey! No-one'a hurts my bro and'a gets away with it! Bro, let'sa go!

Got it!

*Mario uses a bros move, the two keeping their distance as they launch a Bomb Derby at the Misters*

And nobody hurts mine, too!

L pulled M out of the impact, joining the fight himself as his hands sparked with green lightning. M silently ignites his hand on fire as both brothers went into their stances.

Huh, a 2v2? Bet.

*The bros look at each other, nod, and do the same. Fire and Lightning vs Fire and Lightning*

You know, you'a remind me of a Mr L that'a I fought a couple'a times!

...Mario, that'a was me under Bleck'sa control.

I know! I just'a was expecting there to be a brobot here to'a fight as well!

L groans like the conversation exchange had physically hurt him.

You seeing this, M? Your alter talks way too much. I like this version of Mario better.

M rolled his eyes cheekily before shoving his brother.

Yikes! Alright, alright. As for you two...

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

*same person who sent the prev ask*

The one cladded in red and carrying a hammer striked first, swinging the hammer towards the bros.

@evilmariobros

*They easily jump over it, landing and looking at each other as they get ready to do a jump attack of their own*

Thought'a so!

Mario, stay on'a guard...

M swiftly jumps out of the way and swings his hammer again, this time, far more precise and clean. L leaned on his own hammer while eating a granola bar, trusting his brother to handle two people.

*Luigi takes the hit, stepping back*

These'a guys mean business...

'Ey! No-one'a hurts my bro and'a gets away with it! Bro, let'sa go!

Got it!

*Mario uses a bros move, the two keeping their distance as they launch a Bomb Derby at the Misters*

#evil mario bros #mr. l #mr. m #<- oooooooo such a fun concept :3 #< tyy!!

And nobody hurts mine, too!

L pulled M out of the impact, joining the fight himself as his hands sparked with green lightning. M silently ignites his hand on fire as both brothers went into their stances.

Huh, a 2v2? Bet.

*same person who sent the prev ask*

The one cladded in red and carrying a hammer striked first, swinging the hammer towards the bros.

@evilmariobros

*They easily jump over it, landing and looking at each other as they get ready to do a jump attack of their own*

Thought'a so!

Mario, stay on'a guard...

M swiftly jumps out of the way and swings his hammer again, this time, far more precise and clean. L leaned on his own hammer while eating a granola bar, trusting his brother to handle two people.

Oi, kid. Is your dad busy? We want to offer him something he might be interested in.

@evilmariobros

Iggy looks up from staring at a patch of mushrooms, his tongue sticking out. He blinks unevenly for a moment before smiling a little too slowly.

"dad should be in his castle. And I'm not a kid."

Gotcha. Gotcha. I'll be right back, Imma get my stuff first.

M, stay.

L left M with Iggy. The red Mario brother was a lot silent than usual, as he had not let out a single noise since the start.

...

Iggy looks at M, tail thumping a bit as he sits down. He doesn't try to talk to him immediately, instead just staring at him.

Though eventually, he did speak:

"you're real quiet. Are you good? Someone cut out your tongue?"

Surprisingly enough for a child of Bowser; Iggy isn't saying that out of malice. Just ... Oddly worded relative concern.

No.

That's all M had said, and he went back to moping as he sat down.

Iggy scoots closer to M. Blinking at him, before poking him.

#evil mario bros #mr. m #mr. l

...

Wow, he's comfortable with ya. It usually takes a long time before he lets anyone other than me get close to him.

L came back with some snacks, some weapons, and some power-ups.

We'll be camping here for a while. M must be very tired from all those hammer swinging n' stuff.

Oi, kid. Is your dad busy? We want to offer him something he might be interested in.

@evilmariobros

Iggy looks up from staring at a patch of mushrooms, his tongue sticking out. He blinks unevenly for a moment before smiling a little too slowly.

"dad should be in his castle. And I'm not a kid."

Gotcha. Gotcha. I'll be right back, Imma get my stuff first.

M, stay.

L left M with Iggy. The red Mario brother was a lot silent than usual, as he had not let out a single noise since the start.

...

Iggy looks at M, tail thumping a bit as he sits down. He doesn't try to talk to him immediately, instead just staring at him.

Though eventually, he did speak:

"you're real quiet. Are you good? Someone cut out your tongue?"

Surprisingly enough for a child of Bowser; Iggy isn't saying that out of malice. Just ... Oddly worded relative concern.

No.

That's all M had said, and he went back to moping as he sat down.

#evil mario bros #mr. m

Oi, kid. Is your dad busy? We want to offer him something he might be interested in.

@evilmariobros

Iggy looks up from staring at a patch of mushrooms, his tongue sticking out. He blinks unevenly for a moment before smiling a little too slowly.

"dad should be in his castle. And I'm not a kid."

Gotcha. Gotcha. I'll be right back, Imma get my stuff first.

M, stay.

L left M with Iggy. The red Mario brother was a lot silent than usual, as he had not let out a single noise since the start.

...

This is ridiculous. Boss hasn't told us who to target first!

M just sighs.

Hmm... How about we offer Bowser some help with taking down those idiot plumbers, and in return he'll give us some of his power-ups. What do you say, M?

....

M agrees.

Neat! Now let's go find that overgrown turtle.