I'm gay

selfshipping / random ship idea account for fun and also fun

[evilshipping]

HELLOOOOO THERE!

my name is Klug at bipperbopperbee (though at times you may also find me on @klugpuuo) and this is my selfship / general gushing blog!!

as long as you are not a racist, nonce, queerphobe or anything similar do feel free to interact! Also I'm polyamory and don't care abt poeple 'sharing' my f/os except for my actual partners' respective sources

underneath the cut are masterposts and tags yay.everything is still heavily under construction i just want to post this before I forget for literal months agAin

masterposts!

sort of list of guys i selfship w/ yay

tags!

to be added in the morning once I can use my freaking pc .

[vavavashu]

push f/o down a hill! is it grassy? rocky?

steal an item of f/o's living space every time u visit! how long does it take for them to notice?

kick f/o in the back of the knee!

interrupt f/o every time they try to talk!

tell f/o to close their eyes for a kiss and instead have them kiss a frog!

turn f/o into a 3-D geometrical shape! what shape would they be?

knock f/o out and drop them off in the middle of nowhere and make them find their way back home when they wake back up! no gps, money, phone, nothing!

delete f/o's favorite/forever world in minecraft!

put pebbles in f/o's shoes! maybe even a tiny twig or two!

dunk f/o's head into the toilet bowl!

make up an "interesting factoid" and insist to f/o that is true!

[liliotl]

How do you cuddle an Ena???

[dustyoo10]

Curie!

[neuroticreno]

science bot

[punzoclown]

so what if im in love with the french robot !!!!

[dreamwinged]

imagine ur f/o with BEDHEAD!!!!!! RASPY MORNING VOICE!!!!!! SNUGGLING U CLOSER BC THEY DONT WANNA GET UP YET!!!!! IMAGINE IT NOW!!!!!!

[verminsh]

sorrey i just really like moon

[minas-linkverse]

Some more Zeldas: I havent played these games edition™️ Sobs I know I really should

[saccharine-suggestions]

「 𝐓𝐚𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐅/𝐎 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫. 」

𝘗𝘳𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵.

[donahdevotees]

your platonic fem f/o thinks you're awesome btw. she told me she thinks you're rad and fun to hang out with and if it were a choice between you and her most favourite thing in the whole world she'd choose you. everytime. yeah, yeah she told me that. just thought you should know

[evilshipping]

Kis you

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

[koth-harvest-final]

im thinking about a robot or ai or some other sort of sentient machine thats old and clunky or maybe just has a small ram or weak cpu that takes like thirty seconds to ten minutes to respond in conversations. and their partner who sits and talks with them anyway and just waits patiently because they love them

[koth-harvest-final]

consider youve been sitting down regularly to talk to this ai on the computer for a number of months and theyre extremely smart which comes with the side effect of a lot of computation time. so in between the things you say and they say you just wait patiently and you never interrupt.

but then consider lately theyre taking upwards of a few minutes to respond to anything even little things which has got you a LITTLE worried but you dont really mind it anyway. and then one day youve been talking for a few hours and you make some little offhand comment and the computer is quiet for a bit. and then like a little longer. and once like fifteen minutes have passed youre about to interrupt but then they get out "i love you"

and you. i mean you barely have to think and you say i love you back because you love them. and then it barely takes them five seconds to respond after that. now its extremely fucking easy for them to say they love you cause they love you

anyway thats my tumblr post ai romance story ok goodnight

[squipy-shippy]

Alright it's autism awareness month which means I have an excuse to do this for my fellow autistic self shippers:

Your f/o loves you

Your f/o will never leave you no matter if your under stimulated,over stimulated, burnout or Having a melt down

You're f/o loves listening to you talk about your special interest and hyperfications

Your f/o doesn't mind accommodating you in any way

Your f/o understands that some days are harder than others

Your f/o will never baby you (unless you like that) you,treat you like an idiot, disregard your autism or bully you because your autism

Your f/o hopes you have a great April and hopes you keep shining bright

[samsbigkill]

@halcyonmemories moon mo on m onnonieee,,,,

[evilshipping]

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

[sunset-synthetica]

we as a society need to put more focus on robotic love interests who are quite literally just giant fucking computers. this girl is a big blocky machine. takes up a whole room. not a single limb in sight. everything she says is barely comprehensible because her voice sounds so weird. yes it does make her 50x sexier