EvilWezil

[thexfiles]

[reanimateddeadflesh666]

squad goals

[evilwezil]

I'd buy that for a dollar.

[benwarheit]

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.

[nrothwest]

the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point.

[evilwezil]

I will reblog this beautiful orange man every time.

[dicklessturdpusher-blog]

[rubynrags]

[angryinkeddrunk]

No

[songllama]

AHHH

[bonethugsnhermione]

This is one of the worst things I have ever seen. Thank you OP

[realitytvgifs]

[evaunderwater]

[liartownusa]

Reading is Awesome! poster

[bonethugsnhermione]

OH YEAH and I get to see the LA people in three weeks!!! Holy shit I’m so excited it doesn’t even seem real!!! Yaaaaay @ulyssesscat @evilwezil @osakalives @kellyegan

[ulyssesscat]

I went to Button Mash (that’s a hip, trendy bar where you can also play arcade games–not sure if those have made it up north yet) with Eric and Mike tonight and there was a decent section of conversation where we all just freaked out about how excited we are to see you!

[bonethugsnhermione]

GAAAAHHHHD <3 <3 <3

[evilwezil]

Yes it was quite decent. We should probably have a smash brothers tournament where the loser has to sit in the corner wearing a diaper and a shirt that says "funbaby" while drinking fireball out of a straw.

[actualdogvines]

[trenchcoats-anonymous-deactivat]

*skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter*

RUH RUH RUH RUH

*skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter*

[willow]

I’m the skitters

[bonethugsnhermione]

@ulyssesscat

[evilwezil]

Awwww my corg growing up would zoom a couple figure 8 laps around the house like this for whoever came home first!

[turnipfritters]

you can beat up a skeleton and steal their arms to use as a weapon in the new zelda

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

you can do it in real life if you’re not a fucking coward

[anneburrellshair]

GOD HAS FINALLY COME TO SMITE THE DEVIL

[splendidland]

[c-bassmeow]

Voters: Hillary you will go after wall street, push for campaign finance reform, and fight for the middle class true or false? 

Hillary Clinton: 

[weaponslover]

[o-messy-life]

[airframeextender]

im not paying three dollars for this theres no capri sun and they didnt spell salammy right

[nightlifemingus]

when you inform Mother that you would like to eat lunchables just as the other schoolchildren do at luncheon