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[iamheavymeta-lll]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[turnipfritters]

oh no the "korra fucked the world up so bad the next avatar series is set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland" leaks were real

[oneterabyteofkilobyteage]

original url http://www.geocities.com/RodeoDrive/Boutique/1849/

archived on 2009-04-28 08:18:56

[deoxoid]

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

[manyblinkinglights]

#feminist retelling

[relishboi]

[mrsterlingeverything]

I just felt butt mogged but saw no one

[turnipfritters]

how many of you use tumblr tbh

[turnipfritters]

i don't really use the communities feature here on tumblr dot com, but i do think it's funny that the three topics the "Check out these communities!" embeds on the dashboard have decided will really appeal to me are the Butch for Butch community (which is, you know, not really My Scene), various communities to AMC's Interview with a Vampire (a tv series I have not yet watched based on novels I have not read), and a community dedicated to American Psycho (a movie I have seen twice in my life based on a novel I have never read).

[turnipfritters]

how many of you use tumblr tbh

[innerchildabortionclinic]

#aborted

[t0ys-t0ys-t0ys]

Barbie: Super Model- Super NES (1993)

[turnipfritters]

My scorching hot take on Christopher Nolan Presents Homer's The Odyssey is Tom Holland having his mind blown while filming this, then going back to Marvel to and being all "Why did no one tell me that you can, like, have a finished script before you start filming and a cinematographer who has all the shots planned before filming instead of figuring it out in post, has anyone else heard about this?" is pretty funny

[turnipfritters]

Visionary Director Christopher Nolan's controversial directing style of "telling actors what's happening in a scene when they're filming"

[turnipfritters]

My scorching hot take on Christopher Nolan Presents Homer's The Odyssey is Tom Holland having his mind blown while filming this, then going back to Marvel to and being all "Why did no one tell me that you can, like, have a finished script before you start filming and a cinematographer who has all the shots planned before filming instead of figuring it out in post, has anyone else heard about this?" is pretty funny

[turnipfritters]

when the washing machine and dryer have dials and buttons instead of a touch screen

[wiiwheel]

I'm mid but I am free

[turnipfritters]

something a little fruity about magneto dying from getting backshots

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of sloth