PALE OCEAN DAD

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[filmphotofranz]

[fishmech]

that isn't even the dynamic at work

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

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[turnipfritters]

Second date then we're getting married with no prenup

[flimflix]

me and my band of dumbshits on our fuck machines

[courier6]

we need to start talking abt new things on this website. no more talking abt autism or adhd or blorbos or posts abt how fan artists/writers have decided they’re being persecuted

it’s time to talk abt which song u would want the mortician picking up ur body to play while ur in the vehicle

[valarinde]

revolutionary girl utena (1997)

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[kabber]

[likemonalisa]

Tove Lo, Vogue Scandinavia, 2022

[xenopeach]

[turnipfritters]

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i think the inclusion of a character with tupac's likeness who is credited as tupac in the new RGG studio game is Really Bad

[turnipfritters]

mother ann reardon dragging google search ai... it's why we call her mother tbh

[turnipfritters]

conservative drag performer Charli KRK

[were--ralph]

i must have missed SOMETHING, we can not be horny for the Scrub Daddy line of sponges and scrubbers without easing into that conversation first

[thewinter22]

After I pull out of my scrub daddy bf

[were--ralph]

bad! no!

[were--ralph]

oh this must be what the pineapple gif feels like to normies. i get it now and im still not sorry.

[bugtoucher420]

"I asked ChatGPT--" Okay well I asked this gossip stone and it told me that the treasure you can earn in the Gerudo Training Ground is not as great as you would expect given the difficulty

[desolationlesbian]

remember when Elementary adapted the holmes stories and made Watson a woman which removed the gay subtext but then made Moriarty also a woman and gave them weird lesbian subtext. masterful technique. the never-before-seen uno yuri reverse

[mistbjorn]

totally normal 10ft tall portrait of your nemesis’ coworker

[2201]

bjork girlfriend era?!?

[2201]

like i wasnt kidding 😭

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]