Well heck friends.

I have toooo many teeeeeth

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Goodnight, sweet Bobby Prince. Thanks for the tunes. 🫡

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Saying "listen, I don't make the rules" when somebody questions the logic of my worldbuilding in a DnD game will never not be my funniest joke.

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Incredibly disappointing not to see Skaydance's Behemoth not make this year's Steam Box-Pushing Fest sale.

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Primo Levi - If This Is a Man/Se questo è un uomo

You who live safe

In your warm houses,

You who find, returning in the evening,

Hot food and friendly faces:

Consider if this is a man

Who works in the mud

Who does not know peace

Who fights for a scrap of bread

Who dies because of a yes or a no,

Consider if this is a woman,

Without hair and without name

With no more strength to remember,

Her eyes empty and her womb cold

Like a frog in winter.

Meditated that this came about:

I commend these words to you.

Carve them in your hearts

At home, in the street,

Going to bed, rising;

Repeat them to your children.

Or, may your house call apart,

May illness impede you,

May your children turn their faces from you.

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*screaming into the ether to nobody*

BRING BACK BARKMARKET YOU COWARDS

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Okay, new game. Combine metric and outdated imperial units to make portmanteaus guaranteed to make everybody irrationally furious, like "gilliletres" or "yardlometres".

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Well I helped my best friend get their driver's licence after 20 or so years, what have you done today pheasant?

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I mean that's basically it right

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AI's great contribution to the world has been helping people to achieve levels of cringe previously unknown to mankind

[secondlina]

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

[probablybadrpgideas]

Enemy idea: the Edgehog. It's like a hedgehog, but edgier

Shadow?

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Stop edging my hog.

[midwinterhunt]

hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

[narrettwist]

Homie gonna share this

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Get 'em

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Oh god what's happening

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I don't want to get sucked under the tracks I'm not eager to prove myself right But I keep shoveling coal under the boiler This train is bound for hell The brakeman has resigned

[probablybadrpgideas]

Actually 5e has some glaring bugs with the physics engine that can be exploited to one-shot pretty much anything

Wow! "The Physics Engine" is what I call my GM's physical and psychological makeup too!

-Pencil

[tredlocity]

[laughingsquid]

A Cocktail Dress Made Out of 2,652 Pennies

[ralfmaximus]

Weight: about 14.6 pounds (6630 grams)

It probably smells faintly of blood

Why blood? Because hemoglobin in our blood has a lot of iron and thus has a metallic scent, similar to the coppery smell of a bunch of pennies collected together.

People who do things like floor an entire room in pennies counsel that you really need to seal/varnish the finished surface otherwise the smell can be pervasive.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

what if i want to smell like blood?

[ralfmaximus]

You want vampires? Because that’s how you get vampires.

[jv]

Ralf, that’s the kind of reply you can post everywhere but Tumblr.

Of course they want vampires.

[timemachineyeah]

I actually learned this while considering making scented candles based on the various magic scents in the October Daye series, but copper doesn’t actually smell like blood! Copper alone doesn’t smell like much of anything.

Copper is just slightly corrosive to skin, so the blood you smell comes from handling the copper and is, in fact, just blood. You are just smelling blood. Your blood, and the blood of everyone who has ever touched the copper.

Which is why it is difficult to make a copper and grass scented candle.

[cameoamalthea]

1. We can’t actually smell metals. Metals don’t release enough molecules to hit our nose at room temperature for us to smell them. 2. Iron and copper actually react with oils on our skins and create molecules (aldehydes and ketones) which the human nose is highly sensitive to. 3. The researchers think that our ability to detect iron and copper is related to a vestigial capability to detect blood. Probably from our mammalian predator ancestors.

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Item: fourteen-pound cocktail dress made of copper coins; discussion is ongoing about whether or not it attracts vampires.