evren

[any pronouns] hi! i’m your worst nightmare, pleasure to meet you.

[evrenstown]

incorrect quotes from the marauders era with things me & my friends said

*The Marauders + Lily having a walk*

Remus: OH MY GOD A PACK FULL OF CIGARETTES

Lily: Remus, its covered in mud

Sirius: I understand the feeling Moony, but that’s disgusting

Remus: *picks up the pack* No, it’s saving money

Peter: Remus put that shit down for god’s sake

Remus: Cigs are cigs!

Sirius & Peter: *manage to take away the pack and hand it to James*

James: *rips the muddy cigarettes in many pieces and throws them in the trash*

Remus: *picks some pieces up from the trash can*

Sirius: You gotta be fucking kidding me

[evrenstown]

headcanon

Annabeth had an emo phase and she has pictures of those years in a box. The only person she showed them to was Nico after he discovered that Annabeth knew every single mcr and fob song by heart.

They also went together at the mcr concert in bologna the 4th of june because i said so

[fandomthoughts26]

So I always had this theory right that in Percy Jackson, there are some mortals that can see through the mist and that they were actually demigods who died and in the underworld chose to be reborn and that’s why they could see through it.

Like Rachel could have been a child of Apollo before she died, then was reborn able to see through the mist and become the oracle.

[evrenstown]

i started shameless. i’m not okay.

[evrenstown]

I just finished “Yesterday’s Lies”. I’m in tEARS.

[samskaterguy]

Edric: Baaaaabe no come back to bed-

Hunter: I have work to do.

Edric: But I'll be lonely without you :(((((

Hunter: Aw bub-...wait a minute are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping habits?

Edric: Is it working?

Hunter:..Yes.

[lmamp-deactivated20230527]

so before season 2B when things inevitably gets plot heavy, probably a bit darker and angsty can we have one (1) episode where amity and luz go on a date? please ms. terrace? a singular date episode?

[undynestan]

full offense but why am i not a little mean witch girl who meets a human trying to be a witch but totally isn’t a witch but then it turns out that the human witch girl is actually really sweet and pretty and kind and her eyes just sparkle when she smiles and her laugh sounds like nothing ive ever heard before and we do the sweetest things together and eventually we start dating and when she gets sick i’ll do anything to get her what she wants and to keep her safe and then i w

[yangxiaoshort]

new drinking game

everyone takes a shot when the word “girlfriend” is used in Eclipse Lake

[superheromashup-deactivated2021]

Luz and Amity, my beloveds, I'll save you from nasty, ugly loser shippers that try to pair you up with idiot characters. Especially you Amity, my love, I'll keep you away from m*n.

[chrwrites]

new drinking game: take a shot every time lumity blush around each other

[ordinaryschmuck]

A Possible Aftermath to “Through the Looking Glass Ruins”

Eda is sitting on the couch, reading a book, while King is sleeping in her lap. It’s quite the domestic moment.

Luz: (Burst through the door) EDA!

Hooty: Luz is home!

Both Eda and King are startled. Luz runs over in a frantic with the echo mouse perched on her shoulder.

Luz: EDA EDA EDA EDA EDA–

Eda: Kid, calm down! Deep breath in.

Luz: >Deep Inhale<

Eda: Deep breath out.

Luz: >Deep exhale<

Eda: Breath in.

Luz: >Inhales<

Eda: Breath out.

Luz: >Exhales<

Eda: Better?

Luz: Sort of…

Eda: Good. Now can you please calmly explain what the heck happend?

King: And why’d you had to interupt my nap because of it.

Eda elbows King.

Luz: Ok, so, after searching through the restricted section of the library, I accidentally got Amity fired. So I went through these trials to get her job back to find that she’s got new cute hair, and after some more talking she…SHE KISSED ME!

Eda: She what?!

Luz: She kissed me! (Begins) And, well, it wasn’t a kiss-kiss. More like a peck on the cheek. But still, she did it after saying this super nice thing about how I warm my way into people’s hearts! What does that even mean!? There’s no way that’s platonic, right? I wouldn’t know! Because I never had anybody make the first move on me before. Especially when it’s someone who’s so perfect and beautiful and awesome and nice and kind and and and–

Eda: Luz, breath.

Luz begins to rapidly inhale and exhale.

Eda: That’s not breathing. That’s hyperventalating (Leads Luz onto the couch) Look, why don’t you, uh…(Takes the Echo Mouse off Luz’s shoulder), why don’t you pet this echo mouse…also, why do you have an echo mouse?

Luz: (Numbly) Because she ate the journal of the first human.

Eda: Ah.

Luz: (Numbly) I call her Señora Squeakers. I really felt like we bonded on the walk over here.

Eda: Well, then why don’t you pet Señora Squeakers to calm down. Doing cute things makes you feel better, right?

Luz:

Luz takes Señora Squeakers out of Eda’s hands and gently pets her. Señora Squeakers falls asleep in Luz’s hand because of it.

Eda: Feeling better?

Luz: A little bit.

Eda: Great. Now, you gotta stop overthinking this. Mostly because there’s nothing to overthink! This girl you like kissed you, and by the sounds of things, she meant something by it.

Luz: Meaning?

Eda: Meaning that once you’re all calmed, and the excitement of today is over, nothing’s stopping you from talking to Amity about it. And when you do, I can garantee that the odds are very much going to be in your favor.

Luz: …You really think so.

Eda: I know so. (Messes up Luz’s hair) Now go up and get some sleep. By the looks of things, you could really use the rest.

Luz: Ok…(Smiles) Thanks, Eda.

Eda: Anytime kiddo.

Luz makes her way upstairs with Señora Squeakers.

King: …So are you like her mother, now?

Eda: Shut up and pay up.

King grumbles as he hands Eda some cash.

King: How was I supposed to know they were more than just good friends!

[likeastars]

MIRACULOUS LADYBUG COULD NEVER

[hooty-1-6-svu]

Now for Luz heading back to the Owl House:

*Luz walks through the door*

Eda: Hey kid. How's the library go?

Luz: staring off into space

Eda: Kid? Hey kid? Earth to Luz? *Waving her hand in front of Luz while saying this*

King: Eda, is she okay? And what does she have in her hand?

Eda: An echo mouse. Something big must've happened at the library. Come here you little rascal *echo mouse goes to Eda* We're gonna put you right here so you don't run away *places it in a cage*

King: *looking at Luz* As the king of demons, I DEMAND that you speak to me!

Luz: *whispers*

Eda: Huh? Kid what did you say?

Luz: *little bit louder, but still quiet* Amity kissed me...

Eda: Did you hear what she said?

King: Nope. Luz, you need to speak up.

Luz: AMITY KISSED ME!

Eda: Okay she's only working with two volumes. Kid, do you want to talk about it?

Luz: *shakes head no*

Eda: Then why don't you go to bed and we can talk in the morning?

*Luz starts heading to to bed*

Eda: Hey Luz. *Luz turns around* Everything's going to be alright, I know it. *She smiles and Luz smiles, heading up to bed*

King: Eda, what are your doing now?

Eda: Oh you'll see soon enough King.

*Cuts to Clawthorne house*

Owlbert flies in with letter

Gwen: Sweet flea, you have a message from Edalyn, and it must be important!

Lilith: Owlbert? Hmmm, it must be. *Opens letter and reads it*

Gwen: What does it say dear?

Lilith: I owe Eda 10 snails.

[powcki-deactivated20210904]

Maturing is realizing that Luz and Amity's relationship IS LITRALLY ENEMIES TO LOVERS.

[owlhouse-shenanigans]

Eda, without looking up at her: You look really nice today, Amity.

Amity: Aw thank yo- wait, how do you know, you're not even looking?

Eda: No, but I can hear the human's heartbeat and it doubled when you walked in.

Luz: *chokes*

[kittnpaws]

THESE WITCHES GAY!!!!!!!!!!!