evthing

30/F/Chicago. BA English Writing. Freelance writer, licensed paramedic. Tumblr smorgasbord of aesthetic and Interesting Things. Currently 2% original content, just the way you like it. Whole milk is but a dream.

[kadeart]

Care your buddy

[kadeart]

Hanami @  Pokestop

[evthing]

Love this girl's art.

[ruggadah]

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Nobody does Seder like Ru Paul does Seder.

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fabulous

[foodandwine]

© David Malosh

Over-the-Top Dessert: In her update of the classic chocolate Hostess cupcake, Chicago pastry chef Mindy Segal uses mascarpone in the rich and creamy filling.

Recipe: Chocolate-Buttermilk Snack Cakes

[poison-siren]

Sylvanas Windrunner the Banshee Queen [x]

[ryantheezombie-deactivated20170]

Favorite character in the Blizzard universe right here.

[evthing]

holy crap

[christiannightmares]

Hulk confess sins, find Jesus at Comic-Con (Photo found here; For the heads up, thanks to Evil Design; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/24181113831/church-mural-jesus-leads-the-hulk-spiderman-and)

[johndarnielle]

Hulk ask of God, why God subject both puny Banner and Hulk to cruel joke of this painful life? how does Hulk’s sorrowful existence magnify Lord in any way? can Hulk be born again in accordance with John 3:7 when Hulk, as far as Hulk knows, had no first birth but emerged somehow from puny Banner’s psyche or something? why has God evidently forsaken both Hulk and puny Banner? does Hulk even bear original sin since not born of man, exactly? Hulk has a lot of questions, would appreciate reply

[evthing]

Simba investigates the flowers.

[basecoat-topcoat]

MAYAN PRINCESS

Nails done for my navajo girl Vanessa!

Using real abalone shell fragments from athenarocks.com

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IT’S A BOY!

Classic Chocolate Cupcakes w/ Vanilla Frosting. LOVE this recipe, get it here.

We are 15 1/2 weeks along, and doing great so far.  :)  My husband already can’t wait to take the little guy camping.

[crepusculer]

[sandandglass]

The Nightly Show, July 23, 2015

Larry Wilmore covers the Sandra Bland case

[babiegyrle]

Sigh

[pennyfree2]

Watch they find a reason to prevent this process.

[queenofsabah]

I can’t believe in fucking 2015 we have to find such “tricks” everytime we get any contact with the police.

[harpersbazaar]

#TheLIST Best Dressed: Just A Touch

Kendall Jenner in Zimmermann at the “Paper Towns” L.A. premiere

Photo Credit: Getty

[pleasefireme]

Please fire me. A lady came in screaming and ranting how we wrote an obscene insult on her sandwich. Turns out she ordered a BLT with cheese. We wrote Blt +ch on it. It took me and a manager 15 minutes just to calm her down enough to even listen to us.

[bompo-dompo]

sounds like she was a real BLT with cheese

[pleasefireme]

Please fire me. Today I rescued an infant from drowning in the pool I lifeguard at. The mother of the child proceeded to scold me for touching her child. All I could say was “Ma'am your baby was upside down and underwater.”