here we go again

28. Dyke. NB. On T. Put your age in your bio or I'll block you.

[ewnoimstillnotintothat]

You might remember me from my previous go-around as ewnoimnotintothat (rip). I'm back because of course I am. (If you happen to see or have posts from my old blog, please send them my way!)

Minors, bigots, and those without an age/age range in their bio are not welcome here.

Pedophiles/maps/etc, please stay away. This is a blog centered around paraphilias, but this is a personal boundary of mine. Please respect that. I use the block button liberally.

Username is a joke. 28. Dyke (will play with anyone regardless of gender, though). NB, been on T for a few years. Use they/it pronouns. You can call me whatever you want, though. If you don't have your age/age range in your bio or pinned, I'll block you.

Hard limits: feet, scat, race play, cutting, weight control and weight-based humiliation/degradation, domming others (I am a sub), loli/shota (more as art than like, text, if that makes sense), and actual underage. (Ageplay is fine!)

Mostly untagged. Gross, unethical kinks and paraphilias galore. Mostly monsters/animals/bugs and adjacent stuff, alternative penetration (sounding, cervix, nipples, etc), generally weird “distasteful” or “cringey” stuff, but probably other things too. I'm also into "normal" stuff like bondage, humiliation, degradation, denial and edging, anal, piss, dykebreaking/orientation play, and I'm a huge masochist. I am 100% submissive, but that doesn’t mean I won’t enforce my boundaries. Feel free to send me asks. DMs probably won't get answered.

Session, if you can be like, somewhat normal (ie, don’t send me gore or CSAM. If you do, I will burn down your house.):

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[sisterknotting]

god i need to get tied up and publicly raped by stray dogs so bad... knot after knot forced into me pumping me full of pups while strangers watch doing nothing but get off to my abuse and record it to show their friends <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[muffinfag]

honestly, if I came into possession of portal panties, the first thing I'd do is put them on and eat myself out. Second thing I'd do is strap it to the dog's favorite plushie

[canivore-catgirl]

fill your lil sis with eggs today!!

[sharkdogbleeds]

dog pound uh I sure hope it does

[bimbofaildyke]

Reblog to rub your wet soapy tits together with prev

[squirtvalleyhistoricalsociety]

Rb to jerk off prev

[ewnoimstillnotintothat]

More people with vaginas need to be having anal sex with animals. I don’t care if you don’t get off from anal, your ass looks hot stretched around beast cock and it gets him off, that’s all that matters.

[demondickdepot]

pervert old man satyrs with heavy balls and thick horsecocks between their legs, handing u another drink they swear isn’t that strong and helpfully guiding u away from the fire with one hand up ur shirt

he smells like musk and beer breath and your head is spinning and it’s hard to think, and he doesn’t even seem to notice when you try to push his hands away, he just keeps feeling you up and asking you stupid shit like “so how old did you say you were again” and “your party’s staying the week in town yeah? yeah, we’ve got time”

and before you know it you’re bent over a log in the woods taking eight inches of virile satyr cock and moaning like a whore. “fuck, yeah, that’s it,” he’s grunting in your ear, the fur on his thighs coarse against your ass, “just like that baby, fuck you feel good, shh, shh don’t fight it, just let it happen kid, oh yeah you liked that, tightened up real good, fuck.”

and you can’t help it, his hands are so rough and his cock is so thick, fucking you like he doesn’t even care who you are, you’re just a warm hole to jerk off with, and it feels so good…

you come, probably. he certainly does. you can feel it dripping down your thigh when he pulls out with an obscene sound. “fuck, yeah,” he sighs, sitting down beside the log you’re still bent helplessly over and patting your ass. “good shit, kid.”

after a while he gets up, and hauls you to your feet. “c’mon,” he says, in a tone even your drunken mind doesn’t like. “i’ve got some friends who’d love to meet you.”

[war-crime-wizard]

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

[ruffrawstalker]

Make your girlfriend eat you out after a Cane Corso cums deep inside of your pussy

[princessofzoo]

Bit of a joke submission but who in the scooby-gang fucks scooby

Bonus cursed version: who fucks scrappy

velma's getting knotted as a reward between mysteries and scrappy can go fuck himself that lil bastard gets nothing

[ruffrawstalker]

Get on your knees and make out with that big flared head. Wrap your hands around it and jerk it off while sticking your tongue in it's urethra. Bring your friend to have them kiss and make out with the stallion's big heavy balls. Touch each other with a big horse cock between the both of you. Get him to cum on both of your faces while you're making out.

[ruffrawstalker]

Horse stall glory hole for your birthday

[briarhellhound]

Girls who fuck horses <3

[ruffrawstalker]

You can't even get your hand around it, do you really think you can take a horse's cock?

That's not gonna stop you tho is it?

You're gonna try and wrap your lips around that big flared head, you're going to swirl your tongue around that musky urethra aren't you?

I bet you wanna shove your nose into those big leathery balls and take a deeeeeep breath and let the musk fill your lungs until your head is swimming and your practically drunk off horse cock.

[l3wdbee]

*kicking at the dirt and huffing angrily* when do I get to be raped by the big scary dog....