War Crime Wizard

My lawyer said not to talk about it.

[war-crime-wizard]

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

[magicratfingers]

MY SONS

MY SONS ARE HERE

MY BOOYYYSSSSS

(h0lycrafts on etsy)

[magicratfingers]

omg

my husband is here too

his fuckass jorts

[daughter-of-sapph0]

dick van dyke when pussy truck faggot walks in

[counting-horses]

This post contains 6 horses!

🏇 @daughter-of-sapph0

dick van dyke when pussy truck faggot walks in

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[machinot]

Awesome that the only normal words are the ones that aren’t horse names

[thessala]

My favourite gay dogs, Machete and Vasco, made using Scriptorium

@canisalbus

[maidthings]

my potion to make me go faster #mypotion

[jetix]

Leslie Levings, 2025

[canisalbus]

I don't mean to offend you or anything, I just wanted to say that I found it funny because "machete" in Spanish is a long weapon for cutting grass and fighting the devil, and it's also Mexican.

That's his job, clearing obstacles and fighting the devil.

An useful tool in the Church's toolkit. He's no-one's heirloom sword, but for as long as he stays sharp, he serves his purpose.

[dashcon]

How big is the ball pit area going to be?

I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay

[mayflame15]

[divinebunnii]

the point is being goofy together and fucking

[ps1]

[orcboxer]

and a foul memory springs forth unbidden

[zzoupz]

tumblr are you telling me something

[zzoupz]

Very well. I shall find them, and save this kingdom.

[necromancelena]

feeds you stew that makes you a fox for a day

[necromancelena]

What? You were supposed to turn back by now? That's weird. I wouldn't worry about that sort of thing I'm sure it'll work itself out.

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[war-crime-wizard]

Some absolute knee at the museum today

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

[wariolands-blog]

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

[viseriontargaryen]

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

[davekat-deactivated20130315-dea]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

[rain-droplet]

even you

[hufflepuffharukananase]

Even me

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[newtbog]

[girl-detector]

[dogpuppy]