War Crime Wizard

My lawyer said not to talk about it.

[war-crime-wizard]

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

[murkyburakh]

disco elysium endgame drip

[the-potato-slayer]

[trashboat]

whenever you see C#m on a chord sheet you know the musician was just playing bar chords and couldn’t resist the temptation of the most annoying chord in the god damn book

[trashboat]

so i just noticed that c sharp minor is a bit shocking to read when spelled out in shorthand

[trashboat]

whenever you see cum on a chord sheet you know the musician was just jackin it

[parakeet]

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

[bearthethirdwheel]

Please, how do you know this?

[parakeet]

quicksand does not have any hands

[frankensteins-mt-dew]

[kindgreenape]

[theodysseyofhomer]

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[strinak]

oh, you meant they literally did, ok

[theodysseyofhomer]

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

[polyphemusthecylcops]

...

[theodysseyofhomer]

this is the only funny addition to this post

[girleraser]

spirited away zippo lighter

[songesoleil]

Le rêve de Pierrot / Pierrot’s Dream. Oil on Canvas. 38 x 55.5 cm. (14.96 x 21.25 in.)

Art by Edouard Menta.(1858-1915).

[medievaljournalist]

ive been informed that the breaking wheel, gibbet, etc are actually 'solar punk', and possibly even Leftist

[eriebasin]

A c1900 Edwardian-era pearl solitaire ring with an abalone blister pearl with blue-gray color and pink iridescence. Built in 14K rosy-yellow gold.

eriebasin.com

[angel-starbeam]

Captain of the Demeter:

More of us are disappearing. We don't know what's going on. We are terrified for our lives!!!

Mina with Lucy:

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[jauniegal]

I love wikihow so much

[junmyk-deactivated20200225]

[beifongkendo]

‘Scrolls of Frolicking Animals’ (Chōjū-jinbutsu-giga) from the Kōzan-ji temple in Kyoto, 12th/13th century.

Animated by Studio Ghibli in 2016 ✏️

[isuggestusingyourlocallibrary]

Do you have a library card?

Multiple !!

Yes

Not yet (get one!!!!)

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

[official-library-posts]

official library poll

[thoodleoo]

daily affirmations:

i am the greatest of the greeks

neither agamemnon nor any other greek can change my mind

i am like the bird who brings every scrap she finds to her chicks and goes hungry herself

hector waited at the walls of troy to fight me in single combat and barely escaped alive

i shall help neither by advice or effort because agamemnon as so utterly cheated and wronged me

agamemnon will not fool me with his words again

all the fabled wealth of ilium is not worth life itself

everybody loves my lyre playing