War Crime Wizard

My lawyer said not to talk about it.

[war-crime-wizard]

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

[bisexualize]

[junk-thunder]

girl at bar: heyyy is that a bluetooth speaker in your pocket or is your penis just loud ;)

me: how did you speak a winky face

moral of the story: loud penis

[apolladay]

On what part of your body is your biggest scar?

head

torso

arms/hands

legs/feet

a different part of my body

I have 0 scars

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

[shiftythrifting]

Found in a Polish thriftstore.

I have never seen a straight wizzard, though...

🧙‍♂️✨️💜

they don't exist

[konoko]

[concupiscience]

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[catchymemes]

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Not sure how this works when shark skin is so incredibly smooth

[pmamtraveller]

By Mckenna Grace

[sictransitgloriamvndi]

The Angel, Death & the Devil (2018/detail) - Roberto Ferri

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

Raising a family is hard when the graveyard's security is on your ass the entire time

[pmamtraveller]

nymph kiss by seb mckinnon

[redlipstickresurrected]

Chen Zishan aka 陈紫珊 aka Zishan Chen (Chinese, China) - Consideration, 2024, Paintings: Color on Silk

[pmamtraveller]

Art by Yoshitaka Amano

[glutko]

[bernard-jackson]