War Crime Wizard

My lawyer said not to talk about it.

[war-crime-wizard]

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

[thoodleoo]

daily affirmations:

i am the greatest of the greeks

neither agamemnon nor any other greek can change my mind

i am like the bird who brings every scrap she finds to her chicks and goes hungry herself

hector waited at the walls of troy to fight me in single combat and barely escaped alive

i shall help neither by advice or effort because agamemnon as so utterly cheated and wronged me

agamemnon will not fool me with his words again

all the fabled wealth of ilium is not worth life itself

everybody loves my lyre playing

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[war-crime-wizard]

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[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[memento-meliora]

forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head

[wateredwizard]

Why does your post have lingerie on

[memento-meliora]

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

[thoodleoo]

daily affirmations:

i am the greatest of the greeks

neither agamemnon nor any other greek can change my mind

i am like the bird who brings every scrap she finds to her chicks and goes hungry herself

hector waited at the walls of troy to fight me in single combat and barely escaped alive

i shall help neither by advice or effort because agamemnon as so utterly cheated and wronged me

agamemnon will not fool me with his words again

all the fabled wealth of ilium is not worth life itself

everybody loves my lyre playing

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturongs of monitoring the situation

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[importantpics]

[squeakitties]

sneezes really hard and an egg shoots out of me while punching a hole clean through my panties and jeans, ricochets off the ground and re-enters me perfectly

[royaltivity]

[c-53]

Please take my white ass to anor londo

[shadowysiren]

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

[c-53]

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

[meowthiroth]

y'know what fuck it *opens an oblivion gate on your dash*

[weepingchoir]

huh

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[konoko]

[mjalti]

nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning

[dogpuppy]