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samantha, 18, idk

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thank you locust valley high school and josh friedman for this stunning rendition of We Didn't Start The Fire.

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i shaved my legs for the first time in like 2014 I'm pretty sure and i feel weird about it

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f this caricature of 8 year old me

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i'm a gem

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fml

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Our spirit week theme is Star Wars and the seniors are the Rebel Alliance so their shirts say “Come to the dark side” 

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this guy on tinder had a picture of him holding a bow and arrow and i was like fuck no he's gonna hunt me

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why do so many guys on tinder have pictures of themselves holding guns

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people i drunk dialed last night: fuckin everyone i fuckin know

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downloading tinder again

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aly: he's my best friend from home and he's had a crush on me for years

jake: HE'S DUCKY FROM PRETTY IN PINK

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you're a sumptuous flower from the vaginal springs of chrysanthemum.

jake

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JUST HEARD RITA'S VOICE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER

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just drunk dialed theamandaonthebus tkoolhasacrisis vrrvrr zodiacbaby

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i drank some vodka and felt it all at once after like two hours damn

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my body feels like shit but my brain feels like love