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@ex-draagprteam
Introduction:
Hi I’m Corporal O’Riley (he/they) and I’ve been tasked to run this blog to celebrate our great nation. This is not propaganda (I promise). I am the youngest soldier of our great nations army so they thought I would be the best social media manager. This is my first day on the job
🫡Hail his grand immortal dictator🫡
Edit: QUITTING THE ARMY YALLL
au where Demo Man actually gets to be reunited with his lover in heaven in the end
@mybiggestkinkismurderingpeople Clem plz confirm if this was what it was like
“I HAVE AN ACE UP MY SLEEVE!!” I say as I take off jacket to reveal a confused asexual clinging to my arm
Ooc: this but as Clementine and O’Riley
Sis mind dropping me off at the pharmacist? I need more testosterone
- @ex-draagprteam
Ah, sure.
*leaves to grab car keys and comes back a few seconds later*
So, want to grab a few manga and books on the way back?
Thanks Clem your a lifesaver *Walks over wearing a very extravagant outfit and having changed my hair for the millionth time. It’s clear I’m having some sort of identity crisis. I grin when she suggests buying manga* oh hell yes
*walks out the house with you and goes to the Bentley*
Nice hair, what’s the identity crisis behind this one?
*Follows her and I act completely nonchalant when I say*
Oh yeah my boyfriend broke up with me so I decided I needed an entire new personality. Same thing as always
*gets in the car and takes a few minutes to realise*
Wait…
*looks at you*
You had a boyfriend? Aren’t you too young for that?
Bitch I’m 21 what do you mean too young?
*Laughs a little*
Clem it’s not even like he was my first boyfriend. Though I’m just glad you didn’t bring up the fact that I never technically came out to you. Though we both knew right? It was pretty goddamn obvious
Yeah, you did not need to come out, I mean… look at you
*starts the car*
And.. you’re 21? Already?
Did you really not know that? I mean I guess not since you consistently act like I’m 16
You look and act 16, you can’t blame me.
*starts driving*
*a little dramatic as always*
Oh the Transmasc baby face curse
*Puts a hand over my face and falls back on the seat pretending to faint*
… you might want to put your seatbelt on
*gestures to the very much unfastened seatbelt, then to the sinkhole with an extremely convenient ramp infront of it*
*Looks at the sinkhole and the ramp. Sighs a little thinking: ‘typically Clem. Having fucking fly over a sinkhole just to get T’ buckles my seatbelt and shuffles through my handbag to find my airpods*
*speeds up and goes over the ramp, flying over the sinkhole and landing with a burnout*
Im surprised my suspension isn’t fucked yet
*resumes driving*
*Still quiet. I’m clearly used to Clementine being like this. I continue digging through my bag and find a small photo that the moment I see what’s on it I light it on fire and throw it out the window*
*does not question it because I feel like I do not want to know what was on that paper*
How many hair dye sets are left in your collection?
*Thinks for a moment*
Maybe 30? The drawers still pretty stocked
Want anymore new clothes? After we get the testosterone, we can get the manga then go get you more clothes and accessories
*thinks a moment*
Then go to a few antique shops if you want?
*Grins* hell yes now we’re talking! Might pick up a little something for Orion while we’re out.
*remembers something sweet that happened with Orion and grins as I tell her the memory*
I’ve been letting him borrow my switch and now he’s obsessed with animal crossing. It’s actually so sweet he’s decked out my whole island. He even drew himself as a villager
Awh, that’s nice
*pulls up at the pharmacy*
I need to go get something from the convenience store
*grabs wallet and grabs a $100* ah, and here
*gives credit card*
*Nods and takes the card*
thanks Clem
*Goes into the pharmacy and picks up more testosterone*
*goes to the convenience store*
*A few minutes later walks out with my T in hand and yet ANOTHER hair dye set*
*a little after, I come back and I don’t seem to have anything in hand except for a can of white monster*
*Im very blatantly just staring at the white monster. It’s almost like when you bring a dog treats*
*gives the monster* there you go
*gets in the car*
*Grins, takes the monster and gets in the car. I down the monster in one go*
Thanks Clem!
No problem, brother *starts driving*
So, where do you want to go to get the manga?
Theres a book store on the corner of 5th street that has a lot of really good ones. A bunch of BLs that got band in draag that they keep in the backroom as well
Alright, just don’t have an extreme gay panic over one of the workers there, again..
Ok? *drives to the book store*
*Grins* No promises
*sighs and chuckles, pulling up at the book store*
Go on then
*Excitedly hurries into book store*
*follows*
*When the two of you enter I appear out of nowhere behind you*
hello, looking for anything or do you want to know my name?
*pretty blatantly stares at Dean unable to hide how attractive I find him*
Oh hi- err- yes- I just wanna know your name
*i look at you, raising an eyebrow. And trying not to laugh at your gay panic*
*I watch the exchange, finding Clementine’s reaction a little funny and O’Riley’s blatant staring makes me feel a little awkward. I adjust my glasses uncomfortably*
Well- uhh you take the body and I’ll take the blame
*Gestures for them to go into the back room*
*Walks into the backroom, pretending like I’m not practically simping over Dean*
*i text you: I’ll wait for you at the car*
*looks at Dean* Im just gonna wait for my brother at my car, good luck with him
Yeah I’ll probably need it. your brother is sweet but.. subtlety is not exactly his thing
*after like 2 minutes I walk out with eight books piled on top of each other*
*just finished a smoke*
So, how was your.. book-finding?
Pretty good. They got some great manga in.
*Silently hopes Clem say anything about how I was with Dean*
*starts the car* mhm, that’s nice… say, did you chat with dean at all?
Ugh noo I wish I did. I fucking chickened out
*Leans my head against the stack of books dejectedly*
Guess you were right when we were kids. I am such a wimp
Mhm, still want to go clothes shopping or too embarrassed from being a wimp? *starts driving*
…definetly still want to go clothes shopping. Need retail therapy
Sis mind dropping me off at the pharmacist? I need more testosterone
- @ex-draagprteam
Ah, sure.
*leaves to grab car keys and comes back a few seconds later*
So, want to grab a few manga and books on the way back?
Thanks Clem your a lifesaver *Walks over wearing a very extravagant outfit and having changed my hair for the millionth time. It’s clear I’m having some sort of identity crisis. I grin when she suggests buying manga* oh hell yes
*walks out the house with you and goes to the Bentley*
Nice hair, what’s the identity crisis behind this one?
*Follows her and I act completely nonchalant when I say*
Oh yeah my boyfriend broke up with me so I decided I needed an entire new personality. Same thing as always
*gets in the car and takes a few minutes to realise*
Wait…
*looks at you*
You had a boyfriend? Aren’t you too young for that?
Bitch I’m 21 what do you mean too young?
*Laughs a little*
Clem it’s not even like he was my first boyfriend. Though I’m just glad you didn’t bring up the fact that I never technically came out to you. Though we both knew right? It was pretty goddamn obvious
Yeah, you did not need to come out, I mean… look at you
*starts the car*
And.. you’re 21? Already?
Did you really not know that? I mean I guess not since you consistently act like I’m 16
You look and act 16, you can’t blame me.
*starts driving*
*a little dramatic as always*
Oh the Transmasc baby face curse
*Puts a hand over my face and falls back on the seat pretending to faint*
… you might want to put your seatbelt on
*gestures to the very much unfastened seatbelt, then to the sinkhole with an extremely convenient ramp infront of it*
*Looks at the sinkhole and the ramp. Sighs a little thinking: ‘typically Clem. Having fucking fly over a sinkhole just to get T’ buckles my seatbelt and shuffles through my handbag to find my airpods*
*speeds up and goes over the ramp, flying over the sinkhole and landing with a burnout*
Im surprised my suspension isn’t fucked yet
*resumes driving*
*Still quiet. I’m clearly used to Clementine being like this. I continue digging through my bag and find a small photo that the moment I see what’s on it I light it on fire and throw it out the window*
*does not question it because I feel like I do not want to know what was on that paper*
How many hair dye sets are left in your collection?
*Thinks for a moment*
Maybe 30? The drawers still pretty stocked
Want anymore new clothes? After we get the testosterone, we can get the manga then go get you more clothes and accessories
*thinks a moment*
Then go to a few antique shops if you want?
*Grins* hell yes now we’re talking! Might pick up a little something for Orion while we’re out.
*remembers something sweet that happened with Orion and grins as I tell her the memory*
I’ve been letting him borrow my switch and now he’s obsessed with animal crossing. It’s actually so sweet he’s decked out my whole island. He even drew himself as a villager
Awh, that’s nice
*pulls up at the pharmacy*
I need to go get something from the convenience store
*grabs wallet and grabs a $100* ah, and here
*gives credit card*
*Nods and takes the card*
thanks Clem
*Goes into the pharmacy and picks up more testosterone*
*goes to the convenience store*
*A few minutes later walks out with my T in hand and yet ANOTHER hair dye set*
*a little after, I come back and I don’t seem to have anything in hand except for a can of white monster*
*Im very blatantly just staring at the white monster. It’s almost like when you bring a dog treats*
*gives the monster* there you go
*gets in the car*
*Grins, takes the monster and gets in the car. I down the monster in one go*
Thanks Clem!
No problem, brother *starts driving*
So, where do you want to go to get the manga?
Theres a book store on the corner of 5th street that has a lot of really good ones. A bunch of BLs that got band in draag that they keep in the backroom as well
Alright, just don’t have an extreme gay panic over one of the workers there, again..
Ok? *drives to the book store*
*Grins* No promises
*sighs and chuckles, pulling up at the book store*
Go on then
*Excitedly hurries into book store*
*follows*
*When the two of you enter I appear out of nowhere behind you*
hello, looking for anything or do you want to know my name?
*pretty blatantly stares at Dean unable to hide how attractive I find him*
Oh hi- err- yes- I just wanna know your name
*i look at you, raising an eyebrow. And trying not to laugh at your gay panic*
*I watch the exchange, finding Clementine’s reaction a little funny and O’Riley’s blatant staring makes me feel a little awkward. I adjust my glasses uncomfortably*
Well- uhh you take the body and I’ll take the blame
*Gestures for them to go into the back room*
*Walks into the backroom, pretending like I’m not practically simping over Dean*
*i text you: I’ll wait for you at the car*
*looks at Dean* Im just gonna wait for my brother at my car, good luck with him
Yeah I’ll probably need it. your brother is sweet but.. subtlety is not exactly his thing
*after like 2 minutes I walk out with eight books piled on top of each other*
*just finished a smoke*
So, how was your.. book-finding?
Pretty good. They got some great manga in.
*Silently hopes Clem say anything about how I was with Dean*
*starts the car* mhm, that’s nice… say, did you chat with dean at all?
Ugh noo I wish I did. I fucking chickened out
*Leans my head against the stack of books dejectedly*
Guess you were right when we were kids. I am such a wimp
Sis mind dropping me off at the pharmacist? I need more testosterone
- @ex-draagprteam
Ah, sure.
*leaves to grab car keys and comes back a few seconds later*
So, want to grab a few manga and books on the way back?
Thanks Clem your a lifesaver *Walks over wearing a very extravagant outfit and having changed my hair for the millionth time. It’s clear I’m having some sort of identity crisis. I grin when she suggests buying manga* oh hell yes
*walks out the house with you and goes to the Bentley*
Nice hair, what’s the identity crisis behind this one?
*Follows her and I act completely nonchalant when I say*
Oh yeah my boyfriend broke up with me so I decided I needed an entire new personality. Same thing as always
*gets in the car and takes a few minutes to realise*
Wait…
*looks at you*
You had a boyfriend? Aren’t you too young for that?
Bitch I’m 21 what do you mean too young?
*Laughs a little*
Clem it’s not even like he was my first boyfriend. Though I’m just glad you didn’t bring up the fact that I never technically came out to you. Though we both knew right? It was pretty goddamn obvious
Yeah, you did not need to come out, I mean… look at you
*starts the car*
And.. you’re 21? Already?
Did you really not know that? I mean I guess not since you consistently act like I’m 16
You look and act 16, you can’t blame me.
*starts driving*
*a little dramatic as always*
Oh the Transmasc baby face curse
*Puts a hand over my face and falls back on the seat pretending to faint*
… you might want to put your seatbelt on
*gestures to the very much unfastened seatbelt, then to the sinkhole with an extremely convenient ramp infront of it*
*Looks at the sinkhole and the ramp. Sighs a little thinking: ‘typically Clem. Having fucking fly over a sinkhole just to get T’ buckles my seatbelt and shuffles through my handbag to find my airpods*
*speeds up and goes over the ramp, flying over the sinkhole and landing with a burnout*
Im surprised my suspension isn’t fucked yet
*resumes driving*
*Still quiet. I’m clearly used to Clementine being like this. I continue digging through my bag and find a small photo that the moment I see what’s on it I light it on fire and throw it out the window*
*does not question it because I feel like I do not want to know what was on that paper*
How many hair dye sets are left in your collection?
*Thinks for a moment*
Maybe 30? The drawers still pretty stocked
Want anymore new clothes? After we get the testosterone, we can get the manga then go get you more clothes and accessories
*thinks a moment*
Then go to a few antique shops if you want?
*Grins* hell yes now we’re talking! Might pick up a little something for Orion while we’re out.
*remembers something sweet that happened with Orion and grins as I tell her the memory*
I’ve been letting him borrow my switch and now he’s obsessed with animal crossing. It’s actually so sweet he’s decked out my whole island. He even drew himself as a villager
Awh, that’s nice
*pulls up at the pharmacy*
I need to go get something from the convenience store
*grabs wallet and grabs a $100* ah, and here
*gives credit card*
*Nods and takes the card*
thanks Clem
*Goes into the pharmacy and picks up more testosterone*
*goes to the convenience store*
*A few minutes later walks out with my T in hand and yet ANOTHER hair dye set*
*a little after, I come back and I don’t seem to have anything in hand except for a can of white monster*
*Im very blatantly just staring at the white monster. It’s almost like when you bring a dog treats*
*gives the monster* there you go
*gets in the car*
*Grins, takes the monster and gets in the car. I down the monster in one go*
Thanks Clem!
No problem, brother *starts driving*
So, where do you want to go to get the manga?
Theres a book store on the corner of 5th street that has a lot of really good ones. A bunch of BLs that got band in draag that they keep in the backroom as well
Alright, just don’t have an extreme gay panic over one of the workers there, again..
Ok? *drives to the book store*
*Grins* No promises
*sighs and chuckles, pulling up at the book store*
Go on then
*Excitedly hurries into book store*
*follows*
*When the two of you enter I appear out of nowhere behind you*
hello, looking for anything or do you want to know my name?
*pretty blatantly stares at Dean unable to hide how attractive I find him*
Oh hi- err- yes- I just wanna know your name
*i look at you, raising an eyebrow. And trying not to laugh at your gay panic*
*I watch the exchange, finding Clementine’s reaction a little funny and O’Riley’s blatant staring makes me feel a little awkward. I adjust my glasses uncomfortably*
Well- uhh you take the body and I’ll take the blame
*Gestures for them to go into the back room*
*Walks into the backroom, pretending like I’m not practically simping over Dean*
*i text you: I’ll wait for you at the car*
*looks at Dean* Im just gonna wait for my brother at my car, good luck with him
Yeah I’ll probably need it. your brother is sweet but.. subtlety is not exactly his thing
*after like 2 minutes I walk out with eight books piled on top of each other*
*just finished a smoke*
So, how was your.. book-finding?
Pretty good. They got some great manga in.
*Silently hopes Clem say anything about how I was with Dean*
Sis mind dropping me off at the pharmacist? I need more testosterone
- @ex-draagprteam
Ah, sure.
*leaves to grab car keys and comes back a few seconds later*
So, want to grab a few manga and books on the way back?
Thanks Clem your a lifesaver *Walks over wearing a very extravagant outfit and having changed my hair for the millionth time. It’s clear I’m having some sort of identity crisis. I grin when she suggests buying manga* oh hell yes
*walks out the house with you and goes to the Bentley*
Nice hair, what’s the identity crisis behind this one?
*Follows her and I act completely nonchalant when I say*
Oh yeah my boyfriend broke up with me so I decided I needed an entire new personality. Same thing as always
*gets in the car and takes a few minutes to realise*
Wait…
*looks at you*
You had a boyfriend? Aren’t you too young for that?
Bitch I’m 21 what do you mean too young?
*Laughs a little*
Clem it’s not even like he was my first boyfriend. Though I’m just glad you didn’t bring up the fact that I never technically came out to you. Though we both knew right? It was pretty goddamn obvious
Yeah, you did not need to come out, I mean… look at you
*starts the car*
And.. you’re 21? Already?
Did you really not know that? I mean I guess not since you consistently act like I’m 16
You look and act 16, you can’t blame me.
*starts driving*
*a little dramatic as always*
Oh the Transmasc baby face curse
*Puts a hand over my face and falls back on the seat pretending to faint*
… you might want to put your seatbelt on
*gestures to the very much unfastened seatbelt, then to the sinkhole with an extremely convenient ramp infront of it*
*Looks at the sinkhole and the ramp. Sighs a little thinking: ‘typically Clem. Having fucking fly over a sinkhole just to get T’ buckles my seatbelt and shuffles through my handbag to find my airpods*
*speeds up and goes over the ramp, flying over the sinkhole and landing with a burnout*
Im surprised my suspension isn’t fucked yet
*resumes driving*
*Still quiet. I’m clearly used to Clementine being like this. I continue digging through my bag and find a small photo that the moment I see what’s on it I light it on fire and throw it out the window*
*does not question it because I feel like I do not want to know what was on that paper*
How many hair dye sets are left in your collection?
*Thinks for a moment*
Maybe 30? The drawers still pretty stocked
Want anymore new clothes? After we get the testosterone, we can get the manga then go get you more clothes and accessories
*thinks a moment*
Then go to a few antique shops if you want?
*Grins* hell yes now we’re talking! Might pick up a little something for Orion while we’re out.
*remembers something sweet that happened with Orion and grins as I tell her the memory*
I’ve been letting him borrow my switch and now he’s obsessed with animal crossing. It’s actually so sweet he’s decked out my whole island. He even drew himself as a villager
Awh, that’s nice
*pulls up at the pharmacy*
I need to go get something from the convenience store
*grabs wallet and grabs a $100* ah, and here
*gives credit card*
*Nods and takes the card*
thanks Clem
*Goes into the pharmacy and picks up more testosterone*
*goes to the convenience store*
*A few minutes later walks out with my T in hand and yet ANOTHER hair dye set*
*a little after, I come back and I don’t seem to have anything in hand except for a can of white monster*
*Im very blatantly just staring at the white monster. It’s almost like when you bring a dog treats*
*gives the monster* there you go
*gets in the car*
*Grins, takes the monster and gets in the car. I down the monster in one go*
Thanks Clem!
No problem, brother *starts driving*
So, where do you want to go to get the manga?
Theres a book store on the corner of 5th street that has a lot of really good ones. A bunch of BLs that got band in draag that they keep in the backroom as well
Alright, just don’t have an extreme gay panic over one of the workers there, again..
Ok? *drives to the book store*
*Grins* No promises
*sighs and chuckles, pulling up at the book store*
Go on then
*Excitedly hurries into book store*
*follows*
*When the two of you enter I appear out of nowhere behind you*
hello, looking for anything or do you want to know my name?
*pretty blatantly stares at Dean unable to hide how attractive I find him*
Oh hi- err- yes- I just wanna know your name
*i look at you, raising an eyebrow. And trying not to laugh at your gay panic*
*I watch the exchange, finding Clementine’s reaction a little funny and O’Riley’s blatant staring makes me feel a little awkward. I adjust my glasses uncomfortably*
Well- uhh you take the body and I’ll take the blame
*Gestures for them to go into the back room*
*Walks into the backroom, pretending like I’m not practically simping over Dean*
*i text you: I’ll wait for you at the car*
*looks at Dean* Im just gonna wait for my brother at my car, good luck with him
Yeah I’ll probably need it. your brother is sweet but.. subtlety is not exactly his thing
*after like 2 minutes I walk out with eight books piled on top of each other*
Sis mind dropping me off at the pharmacist? I need more testosterone
- @ex-draagprteam
Ah, sure.
*leaves to grab car keys and comes back a few seconds later*
So, want to grab a few manga and books on the way back?
Thanks Clem your a lifesaver *Walks over wearing a very extravagant outfit and having changed my hair for the millionth time. It’s clear I’m having some sort of identity crisis. I grin when she suggests buying manga* oh hell yes
*walks out the house with you and goes to the Bentley*
Nice hair, what’s the identity crisis behind this one?
*Follows her and I act completely nonchalant when I say*
Oh yeah my boyfriend broke up with me so I decided I needed an entire new personality. Same thing as always
*gets in the car and takes a few minutes to realise*
Wait…
*looks at you*
You had a boyfriend? Aren’t you too young for that?
Bitch I’m 21 what do you mean too young?
*Laughs a little*
Clem it’s not even like he was my first boyfriend. Though I’m just glad you didn’t bring up the fact that I never technically came out to you. Though we both knew right? It was pretty goddamn obvious
Yeah, you did not need to come out, I mean… look at you
*starts the car*
And.. you’re 21? Already?
Did you really not know that? I mean I guess not since you consistently act like I’m 16
You look and act 16, you can’t blame me.
*starts driving*
*a little dramatic as always*
Oh the Transmasc baby face curse
*Puts a hand over my face and falls back on the seat pretending to faint*
… you might want to put your seatbelt on
*gestures to the very much unfastened seatbelt, then to the sinkhole with an extremely convenient ramp infront of it*
*Looks at the sinkhole and the ramp. Sighs a little thinking: ‘typically Clem. Having fucking fly over a sinkhole just to get T’ buckles my seatbelt and shuffles through my handbag to find my airpods*
*speeds up and goes over the ramp, flying over the sinkhole and landing with a burnout*
Im surprised my suspension isn’t fucked yet
*resumes driving*
*Still quiet. I’m clearly used to Clementine being like this. I continue digging through my bag and find a small photo that the moment I see what’s on it I light it on fire and throw it out the window*
*does not question it because I feel like I do not want to know what was on that paper*
How many hair dye sets are left in your collection?
*Thinks for a moment*
Maybe 30? The drawers still pretty stocked
Want anymore new clothes? After we get the testosterone, we can get the manga then go get you more clothes and accessories
*thinks a moment*
Then go to a few antique shops if you want?
*Grins* hell yes now we’re talking! Might pick up a little something for Orion while we’re out.
*remembers something sweet that happened with Orion and grins as I tell her the memory*
I’ve been letting him borrow my switch and now he’s obsessed with animal crossing. It’s actually so sweet he’s decked out my whole island. He even drew himself as a villager
Awh, that’s nice
*pulls up at the pharmacy*
I need to go get something from the convenience store
*grabs wallet and grabs a $100* ah, and here
*gives credit card*
*Nods and takes the card*
thanks Clem
*Goes into the pharmacy and picks up more testosterone*
*goes to the convenience store*
*A few minutes later walks out with my T in hand and yet ANOTHER hair dye set*
*a little after, I come back and I don’t seem to have anything in hand except for a can of white monster*
*Im very blatantly just staring at the white monster. It’s almost like when you bring a dog treats*
*gives the monster* there you go
*gets in the car*
*Grins, takes the monster and gets in the car. I down the monster in one go*
Thanks Clem!
No problem, brother *starts driving*
So, where do you want to go to get the manga?
Theres a book store on the corner of 5th street that has a lot of really good ones. A bunch of BLs that got band in draag that they keep in the backroom as well
Alright, just don’t have an extreme gay panic over one of the workers there, again..
Ok? *drives to the book store*
*Grins* No promises
*sighs and chuckles, pulling up at the book store*
Go on then
*Excitedly hurries into book store*
*follows*
*When the two of you enter I appear out of nowhere behind you*
hello, looking for anything or do you want to know my name?
*pretty blatantly stares at Dean unable to hide how attractive I find him*
Oh hi- err- yes- I just wanna know your name
*i look at you, raising an eyebrow. And trying not to laugh at your gay panic*
*I watch the exchange, finding Clementine’s reaction a little funny and O’Riley’s blatant staring makes me feel a little awkward. I adjust my glasses uncomfortably*
Well- uhh you take the body and I’ll take the blame
*Gestures for them to go into the back room*
*Walks into the backroom, pretending like I’m not practically simping over Dean*
Sis mind dropping me off at the pharmacist? I need more testosterone
- @ex-draagprteam
Ah, sure.
*leaves to grab car keys and comes back a few seconds later*
So, want to grab a few manga and books on the way back?
Thanks Clem your a lifesaver *Walks over wearing a very extravagant outfit and having changed my hair for the millionth time. It’s clear I’m having some sort of identity crisis. I grin when she suggests buying manga* oh hell yes
*walks out the house with you and goes to the Bentley*
Nice hair, what’s the identity crisis behind this one?
*Follows her and I act completely nonchalant when I say*
Oh yeah my boyfriend broke up with me so I decided I needed an entire new personality. Same thing as always
*gets in the car and takes a few minutes to realise*
Wait…
*looks at you*
You had a boyfriend? Aren’t you too young for that?
Bitch I’m 21 what do you mean too young?
*Laughs a little*
Clem it’s not even like he was my first boyfriend. Though I’m just glad you didn’t bring up the fact that I never technically came out to you. Though we both knew right? It was pretty goddamn obvious
Yeah, you did not need to come out, I mean… look at you
*starts the car*
And.. you’re 21? Already?
Did you really not know that? I mean I guess not since you consistently act like I’m 16
You look and act 16, you can’t blame me.
*starts driving*
*a little dramatic as always*
Oh the Transmasc baby face curse
*Puts a hand over my face and falls back on the seat pretending to faint*
… you might want to put your seatbelt on
*gestures to the very much unfastened seatbelt, then to the sinkhole with an extremely convenient ramp infront of it*
*Looks at the sinkhole and the ramp. Sighs a little thinking: ‘typically Clem. Having fucking fly over a sinkhole just to get T’ buckles my seatbelt and shuffles through my handbag to find my airpods*
*speeds up and goes over the ramp, flying over the sinkhole and landing with a burnout*
Im surprised my suspension isn’t fucked yet
*resumes driving*
*Still quiet. I’m clearly used to Clementine being like this. I continue digging through my bag and find a small photo that the moment I see what’s on it I light it on fire and throw it out the window*
*does not question it because I feel like I do not want to know what was on that paper*
How many hair dye sets are left in your collection?
*Thinks for a moment*
Maybe 30? The drawers still pretty stocked
Want anymore new clothes? After we get the testosterone, we can get the manga then go get you more clothes and accessories
*thinks a moment*
Then go to a few antique shops if you want?
*Grins* hell yes now we’re talking! Might pick up a little something for Orion while we’re out.
*remembers something sweet that happened with Orion and grins as I tell her the memory*
I’ve been letting him borrow my switch and now he’s obsessed with animal crossing. It’s actually so sweet he’s decked out my whole island. He even drew himself as a villager
Awh, that’s nice
*pulls up at the pharmacy*
I need to go get something from the convenience store
*grabs wallet and grabs a $100* ah, and here
*gives credit card*
*Nods and takes the card*
thanks Clem
*Goes into the pharmacy and picks up more testosterone*
*goes to the convenience store*
*A few minutes later walks out with my T in hand and yet ANOTHER hair dye set*
*a little after, I come back and I don’t seem to have anything in hand except for a can of white monster*
*Im very blatantly just staring at the white monster. It’s almost like when you bring a dog treats*
*gives the monster* there you go
*gets in the car*
*Grins, takes the monster and gets in the car. I down the monster in one go*
Thanks Clem!
No problem, brother *starts driving*
So, where do you want to go to get the manga?
Theres a book store on the corner of 5th street that has a lot of really good ones. A bunch of BLs that got band in draag that they keep in the backroom as well
Alright, just don’t have an extreme gay panic over one of the workers there, again..
Ok? *drives to the book store*
*Grins* No promises
*sighs and chuckles, pulling up at the book store*
Go on then
*Excitedly hurries into book store*
*follows*
*When the two of you enter I appear out of nowhere behind you*
hello, looking for anything or do you want to know my name?
*pretty blatantly stares at Dean unable to hide how attractive I find him*
Oh hi- err- yes- I just wanna know your name
Sis mind dropping me off at the pharmacist? I need more testosterone
- @ex-draagprteam
Ah, sure.
*leaves to grab car keys and comes back a few seconds later*
So, want to grab a few manga and books on the way back?
Thanks Clem your a lifesaver *Walks over wearing a very extravagant outfit and having changed my hair for the millionth time. It’s clear I’m having some sort of identity crisis. I grin when she suggests buying manga* oh hell yes
*walks out the house with you and goes to the Bentley*
Nice hair, what’s the identity crisis behind this one?
*Follows her and I act completely nonchalant when I say*
Oh yeah my boyfriend broke up with me so I decided I needed an entire new personality. Same thing as always
*gets in the car and takes a few minutes to realise*
Wait…
*looks at you*
You had a boyfriend? Aren’t you too young for that?
Bitch I’m 21 what do you mean too young?
*Laughs a little*
Clem it’s not even like he was my first boyfriend. Though I’m just glad you didn’t bring up the fact that I never technically came out to you. Though we both knew right? It was pretty goddamn obvious
Yeah, you did not need to come out, I mean… look at you
*starts the car*
And.. you’re 21? Already?
Did you really not know that? I mean I guess not since you consistently act like I’m 16
You look and act 16, you can’t blame me.
*starts driving*
*a little dramatic as always*
Oh the Transmasc baby face curse
*Puts a hand over my face and falls back on the seat pretending to faint*
… you might want to put your seatbelt on
*gestures to the very much unfastened seatbelt, then to the sinkhole with an extremely convenient ramp infront of it*
*Looks at the sinkhole and the ramp. Sighs a little thinking: ‘typically Clem. Having fucking fly over a sinkhole just to get T’ buckles my seatbelt and shuffles through my handbag to find my airpods*
*speeds up and goes over the ramp, flying over the sinkhole and landing with a burnout*
Im surprised my suspension isn’t fucked yet
*resumes driving*
*Still quiet. I’m clearly used to Clementine being like this. I continue digging through my bag and find a small photo that the moment I see what’s on it I light it on fire and throw it out the window*
*does not question it because I feel like I do not want to know what was on that paper*
How many hair dye sets are left in your collection?
*Thinks for a moment*
Maybe 30? The drawers still pretty stocked
Want anymore new clothes? After we get the testosterone, we can get the manga then go get you more clothes and accessories
*thinks a moment*
Then go to a few antique shops if you want?
*Grins* hell yes now we’re talking! Might pick up a little something for Orion while we’re out.
*remembers something sweet that happened with Orion and grins as I tell her the memory*
I’ve been letting him borrow my switch and now he’s obsessed with animal crossing. It’s actually so sweet he’s decked out my whole island. He even drew himself as a villager
Awh, that’s nice
*pulls up at the pharmacy*
I need to go get something from the convenience store
*grabs wallet and grabs a $100* ah, and here
*gives credit card*
*Nods and takes the card*
thanks Clem
*Goes into the pharmacy and picks up more testosterone*
*goes to the convenience store*
*A few minutes later walks out with my T in hand and yet ANOTHER hair dye set*
*a little after, I come back and I don’t seem to have anything in hand except for a can of white monster*
*Im very blatantly just staring at the white monster. It’s almost like when you bring a dog treats*
*gives the monster* there you go
*gets in the car*
*Grins, takes the monster and gets in the car. I down the monster in one go*
Thanks Clem!
No problem, brother *starts driving*
So, where do you want to go to get the manga?
Theres a book store on the corner of 5th street that has a lot of really good ones. A bunch of BLs that got band in draag that they keep in the backroom as well
Alright, just don’t have an extreme gay panic over one of the workers there, again..
Ok? *drives to the book store*
*Grins* No promises
*sighs and chuckles, pulling up at the book store*
Go on then
*Excitedly hurries into book store*
ethan public execution and babs crowned as queen. tomorrow at noon
I miss Phillip. He didn't deserve to die :(
Sis mind dropping me off at the pharmacist? I need more testosterone
- @ex-draagprteam
Ah, sure.
*leaves to grab car keys and comes back a few seconds later*
So, want to grab a few manga and books on the way back?
Thanks Clem your a lifesaver *Walks over wearing a very extravagant outfit and having changed my hair for the millionth time. It’s clear I’m having some sort of identity crisis. I grin when she suggests buying manga* oh hell yes
*walks out the house with you and goes to the Bentley*
Nice hair, what’s the identity crisis behind this one?
*Follows her and I act completely nonchalant when I say*
Oh yeah my boyfriend broke up with me so I decided I needed an entire new personality. Same thing as always
*gets in the car and takes a few minutes to realise*
Wait…
*looks at you*
You had a boyfriend? Aren’t you too young for that?
Bitch I’m 21 what do you mean too young?
*Laughs a little*
Clem it’s not even like he was my first boyfriend. Though I’m just glad you didn’t bring up the fact that I never technically came out to you. Though we both knew right? It was pretty goddamn obvious
Yeah, you did not need to come out, I mean… look at you
*starts the car*
And.. you’re 21? Already?
Did you really not know that? I mean I guess not since you consistently act like I’m 16
You look and act 16, you can’t blame me.
*starts driving*
*a little dramatic as always*
Oh the Transmasc baby face curse
*Puts a hand over my face and falls back on the seat pretending to faint*
… you might want to put your seatbelt on
*gestures to the very much unfastened seatbelt, then to the sinkhole with an extremely convenient ramp infront of it*
*Looks at the sinkhole and the ramp. Sighs a little thinking: ‘typically Clem. Having fucking fly over a sinkhole just to get T’ buckles my seatbelt and shuffles through my handbag to find my airpods*
*speeds up and goes over the ramp, flying over the sinkhole and landing with a burnout*
Im surprised my suspension isn’t fucked yet
*resumes driving*
*Still quiet. I’m clearly used to Clementine being like this. I continue digging through my bag and find a small photo that the moment I see what’s on it I light it on fire and throw it out the window*
*does not question it because I feel like I do not want to know what was on that paper*
How many hair dye sets are left in your collection?
*Thinks for a moment*
Maybe 30? The drawers still pretty stocked
Want anymore new clothes? After we get the testosterone, we can get the manga then go get you more clothes and accessories
*thinks a moment*
Then go to a few antique shops if you want?
*Grins* hell yes now we’re talking! Might pick up a little something for Orion while we’re out.
*remembers something sweet that happened with Orion and grins as I tell her the memory*
I’ve been letting him borrow my switch and now he’s obsessed with animal crossing. It’s actually so sweet he’s decked out my whole island. He even drew himself as a villager
Awh, that’s nice
*pulls up at the pharmacy*
I need to go get something from the convenience store
*grabs wallet and grabs a $100* ah, and here
*gives credit card*
*Nods and takes the card*
thanks Clem
*Goes into the pharmacy and picks up more testosterone*
*goes to the convenience store*
*A few minutes later walks out with my T in hand and yet ANOTHER hair dye set*
*a little after, I come back and I don’t seem to have anything in hand except for a can of white monster*
*Im very blatantly just staring at the white monster. It’s almost like when you bring a dog treats*
*gives the monster* there you go
*gets in the car*
*Grins, takes the monster and gets in the car. I down the monster in one go*
Thanks Clem!
No problem, brother *starts driving*
So, where do you want to go to get the manga?
Theres a book store on the corner of 5th street that has a lot of really good ones. A bunch of BLs that got band in draag that they keep in the backroom as well
Alright, just don’t have an extreme gay panic over one of the workers there, again..
Ok? *drives to the book store*
*Grins* No promises
Sis mind dropping me off at the pharmacist? I need more testosterone
- @ex-draagprteam
Ah, sure.
*leaves to grab car keys and comes back a few seconds later*
So, want to grab a few manga and books on the way back?
Thanks Clem your a lifesaver *Walks over wearing a very extravagant outfit and having changed my hair for the millionth time. It’s clear I’m having some sort of identity crisis. I grin when she suggests buying manga* oh hell yes
*walks out the house with you and goes to the Bentley*
Nice hair, what’s the identity crisis behind this one?
*Follows her and I act completely nonchalant when I say*
Oh yeah my boyfriend broke up with me so I decided I needed an entire new personality. Same thing as always
*gets in the car and takes a few minutes to realise*
Wait…
*looks at you*
You had a boyfriend? Aren’t you too young for that?
Bitch I’m 21 what do you mean too young?
*Laughs a little*
Clem it’s not even like he was my first boyfriend. Though I’m just glad you didn’t bring up the fact that I never technically came out to you. Though we both knew right? It was pretty goddamn obvious
Yeah, you did not need to come out, I mean… look at you
*starts the car*
And.. you’re 21? Already?
Did you really not know that? I mean I guess not since you consistently act like I’m 16
You look and act 16, you can’t blame me.
*starts driving*
*a little dramatic as always*
Oh the Transmasc baby face curse
*Puts a hand over my face and falls back on the seat pretending to faint*
… you might want to put your seatbelt on
*gestures to the very much unfastened seatbelt, then to the sinkhole with an extremely convenient ramp infront of it*
*Looks at the sinkhole and the ramp. Sighs a little thinking: ‘typically Clem. Having fucking fly over a sinkhole just to get T’ buckles my seatbelt and shuffles through my handbag to find my airpods*
*speeds up and goes over the ramp, flying over the sinkhole and landing with a burnout*
Im surprised my suspension isn’t fucked yet
*resumes driving*
*Still quiet. I’m clearly used to Clementine being like this. I continue digging through my bag and find a small photo that the moment I see what’s on it I light it on fire and throw it out the window*
*does not question it because I feel like I do not want to know what was on that paper*
How many hair dye sets are left in your collection?
*Thinks for a moment*
Maybe 30? The drawers still pretty stocked
Want anymore new clothes? After we get the testosterone, we can get the manga then go get you more clothes and accessories
*thinks a moment*
Then go to a few antique shops if you want?
*Grins* hell yes now we’re talking! Might pick up a little something for Orion while we’re out.
*remembers something sweet that happened with Orion and grins as I tell her the memory*
I’ve been letting him borrow my switch and now he’s obsessed with animal crossing. It’s actually so sweet he’s decked out my whole island. He even drew himself as a villager
Awh, that’s nice
*pulls up at the pharmacy*
I need to go get something from the convenience store
*grabs wallet and grabs a $100* ah, and here
*gives credit card*
*Nods and takes the card*
thanks Clem
*Goes into the pharmacy and picks up more testosterone*
*goes to the convenience store*
*A few minutes later walks out with my T in hand and yet ANOTHER hair dye set*
*a little after, I come back and I don’t seem to have anything in hand except for a can of white monster*
*Im very blatantly just staring at the white monster. It’s almost like when you bring a dog treats*
*gives the monster* there you go
*gets in the car*
*Grins, takes the monster and gets in the car. I down the monster in one go*
Thanks Clem!
No problem, brother *starts driving*
So, where do you want to go to get the manga?
Theres a book store on the corner of 5th street that has a lot of really good ones. A bunch of BLs that got band in draag that they keep in the backroom as well
Sis mind dropping me off at the pharmacist? I need more testosterone
- @ex-draagprteam
Ah, sure.
*leaves to grab car keys and comes back a few seconds later*
So, want to grab a few manga and books on the way back?
Thanks Clem your a lifesaver *Walks over wearing a very extravagant outfit and having changed my hair for the millionth time. It’s clear I’m having some sort of identity crisis. I grin when she suggests buying manga* oh hell yes
*walks out the house with you and goes to the Bentley*
Nice hair, what’s the identity crisis behind this one?
*Follows her and I act completely nonchalant when I say*
Oh yeah my boyfriend broke up with me so I decided I needed an entire new personality. Same thing as always
*gets in the car and takes a few minutes to realise*
Wait…
*looks at you*
You had a boyfriend? Aren’t you too young for that?
Bitch I’m 21 what do you mean too young?
*Laughs a little*
Clem it’s not even like he was my first boyfriend. Though I’m just glad you didn’t bring up the fact that I never technically came out to you. Though we both knew right? It was pretty goddamn obvious
Yeah, you did not need to come out, I mean… look at you
*starts the car*
And.. you’re 21? Already?
Did you really not know that? I mean I guess not since you consistently act like I’m 16
You look and act 16, you can’t blame me.
*starts driving*
*a little dramatic as always*
Oh the Transmasc baby face curse
*Puts a hand over my face and falls back on the seat pretending to faint*
… you might want to put your seatbelt on
*gestures to the very much unfastened seatbelt, then to the sinkhole with an extremely convenient ramp infront of it*
*Looks at the sinkhole and the ramp. Sighs a little thinking: ‘typically Clem. Having fucking fly over a sinkhole just to get T’ buckles my seatbelt and shuffles through my handbag to find my airpods*
*speeds up and goes over the ramp, flying over the sinkhole and landing with a burnout*
Im surprised my suspension isn’t fucked yet
*resumes driving*
*Still quiet. I’m clearly used to Clementine being like this. I continue digging through my bag and find a small photo that the moment I see what’s on it I light it on fire and throw it out the window*
*does not question it because I feel like I do not want to know what was on that paper*
How many hair dye sets are left in your collection?
*Thinks for a moment*
Maybe 30? The drawers still pretty stocked
Want anymore new clothes? After we get the testosterone, we can get the manga then go get you more clothes and accessories
*thinks a moment*
Then go to a few antique shops if you want?
*Grins* hell yes now we’re talking! Might pick up a little something for Orion while we’re out.
*remembers something sweet that happened with Orion and grins as I tell her the memory*
I’ve been letting him borrow my switch and now he’s obsessed with animal crossing. It’s actually so sweet he’s decked out my whole island. He even drew himself as a villager
Awh, that’s nice
*pulls up at the pharmacy*
I need to go get something from the convenience store
*grabs wallet and grabs a $100* ah, and here
*gives credit card*
*Nods and takes the card*
thanks Clem
*Goes into the pharmacy and picks up more testosterone*
*goes to the convenience store*
*A few minutes later walks out with my T in hand and yet ANOTHER hair dye set*
*a little after, I come back and I don’t seem to have anything in hand except for a can of white monster*
*Im very blatantly just staring at the white monster. It’s almost like when you bring a dog treats*
*gives the monster* there you go
*gets in the car*
*Grins, takes the monster and gets in the car. I down the monster in one go*
Thanks Clem!
Sis mind dropping me off at the pharmacist? I need more testosterone
- @ex-draagprteam
Ah, sure.
*leaves to grab car keys and comes back a few seconds later*
So, want to grab a few manga and books on the way back?
Thanks Clem your a lifesaver *Walks over wearing a very extravagant outfit and having changed my hair for the millionth time. It’s clear I’m having some sort of identity crisis. I grin when she suggests buying manga* oh hell yes
*walks out the house with you and goes to the Bentley*
Nice hair, what’s the identity crisis behind this one?
*Follows her and I act completely nonchalant when I say*
Oh yeah my boyfriend broke up with me so I decided I needed an entire new personality. Same thing as always
*gets in the car and takes a few minutes to realise*
Wait…
*looks at you*
You had a boyfriend? Aren’t you too young for that?
Bitch I’m 21 what do you mean too young?
*Laughs a little*
Clem it’s not even like he was my first boyfriend. Though I’m just glad you didn’t bring up the fact that I never technically came out to you. Though we both knew right? It was pretty goddamn obvious
Yeah, you did not need to come out, I mean… look at you
*starts the car*
And.. you’re 21? Already?
Did you really not know that? I mean I guess not since you consistently act like I’m 16
You look and act 16, you can’t blame me.
*starts driving*
*a little dramatic as always*
Oh the Transmasc baby face curse
*Puts a hand over my face and falls back on the seat pretending to faint*
… you might want to put your seatbelt on
*gestures to the very much unfastened seatbelt, then to the sinkhole with an extremely convenient ramp infront of it*
*Looks at the sinkhole and the ramp. Sighs a little thinking: ‘typically Clem. Having fucking fly over a sinkhole just to get T’ buckles my seatbelt and shuffles through my handbag to find my airpods*
*speeds up and goes over the ramp, flying over the sinkhole and landing with a burnout*
Im surprised my suspension isn’t fucked yet
*resumes driving*
*Still quiet. I’m clearly used to Clementine being like this. I continue digging through my bag and find a small photo that the moment I see what’s on it I light it on fire and throw it out the window*
*does not question it because I feel like I do not want to know what was on that paper*
How many hair dye sets are left in your collection?
*Thinks for a moment*
Maybe 30? The drawers still pretty stocked
Want anymore new clothes? After we get the testosterone, we can get the manga then go get you more clothes and accessories
*thinks a moment*
Then go to a few antique shops if you want?
*Grins* hell yes now we’re talking! Might pick up a little something for Orion while we’re out.
*remembers something sweet that happened with Orion and grins as I tell her the memory*
I’ve been letting him borrow my switch and now he’s obsessed with animal crossing. It’s actually so sweet he’s decked out my whole island. He even drew himself as a villager
Awh, that’s nice
*pulls up at the pharmacy*
I need to go get something from the convenience store
*grabs wallet and grabs a $100* ah, and here
*gives credit card*
*Nods and takes the card*
thanks Clem
*Goes into the pharmacy and picks up more testosterone*
*goes to the convenience store*
*A few minutes later walks out with my T in hand and yet ANOTHER hair dye set*
*a little after, I come back and I don’t seem to have anything in hand except for a can of white monster*
*Im very blatantly just staring at the white monster. It’s almost like when you bring a dog treats*
Sis mind dropping me off at the pharmacist? I need more testosterone
- @ex-draagprteam
Ah, sure.
*leaves to grab car keys and comes back a few seconds later*
So, want to grab a few manga and books on the way back?
Thanks Clem your a lifesaver *Walks over wearing a very extravagant outfit and having changed my hair for the millionth time. It’s clear I’m having some sort of identity crisis. I grin when she suggests buying manga* oh hell yes
*walks out the house with you and goes to the Bentley*
Nice hair, what’s the identity crisis behind this one?
*Follows her and I act completely nonchalant when I say*
Oh yeah my boyfriend broke up with me so I decided I needed an entire new personality. Same thing as always
*gets in the car and takes a few minutes to realise*
Wait…
*looks at you*
You had a boyfriend? Aren’t you too young for that?
Bitch I’m 21 what do you mean too young?
*Laughs a little*
Clem it’s not even like he was my first boyfriend. Though I’m just glad you didn’t bring up the fact that I never technically came out to you. Though we both knew right? It was pretty goddamn obvious
Yeah, you did not need to come out, I mean… look at you
*starts the car*
And.. you’re 21? Already?
Did you really not know that? I mean I guess not since you consistently act like I’m 16
You look and act 16, you can’t blame me.
*starts driving*
*a little dramatic as always*
Oh the Transmasc baby face curse
*Puts a hand over my face and falls back on the seat pretending to faint*
… you might want to put your seatbelt on
*gestures to the very much unfastened seatbelt, then to the sinkhole with an extremely convenient ramp infront of it*
*Looks at the sinkhole and the ramp. Sighs a little thinking: ‘typically Clem. Having fucking fly over a sinkhole just to get T’ buckles my seatbelt and shuffles through my handbag to find my airpods*
*speeds up and goes over the ramp, flying over the sinkhole and landing with a burnout*
Im surprised my suspension isn’t fucked yet
*resumes driving*
*Still quiet. I’m clearly used to Clementine being like this. I continue digging through my bag and find a small photo that the moment I see what’s on it I light it on fire and throw it out the window*
*does not question it because I feel like I do not want to know what was on that paper*
How many hair dye sets are left in your collection?
*Thinks for a moment*
Maybe 30? The drawers still pretty stocked
Want anymore new clothes? After we get the testosterone, we can get the manga then go get you more clothes and accessories
*thinks a moment*
Then go to a few antique shops if you want?
*Grins* hell yes now we’re talking! Might pick up a little something for Orion while we’re out.
*remembers something sweet that happened with Orion and grins as I tell her the memory*
I’ve been letting him borrow my switch and now he’s obsessed with animal crossing. It’s actually so sweet he’s decked out my whole island. He even drew himself as a villager
Awh, that’s nice
*pulls up at the pharmacy*
I need to go get something from the convenience store
*grabs wallet and grabs a $100* ah, and here
*gives credit card*
*Nods and takes the card*
thanks Clem
*Goes into the pharmacy and picks up more testosterone*
*goes to the convenience store*
*A few minutes later walks out with my T in hand and yet ANOTHER hair dye set*
