if i ever slip, i'll be banned

'cuz i'm the garbage man

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okay that's enough posts for now. back to being handsome and enigmatic! ♥

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yeah i smell good. it's because i'm queer and i wear tasty deodorant (it's 2 euros) and body lotion (it's pink). and the weed. my fagrance if you will fellas <3

[exactlysixtypoundsofangrywasps]

also really glad i checked what 'pocd' means before i used a snappy little acronym because oh boy that's not the one i have luckily. sounds rough in a very different way. anyway the term 'pure ocd' is so funny to me. like yeah buddy. you see the shit in this vial? uncut crystalline self-loathing fresh from the lab on my uncle's farm. you snort this shit you'll be cowering in fear of opening yourself up to a meaningful connection for days. you want some? okay kiss me on the mouth

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you'd be snorting shit that makes you say no to getting your dick sucked btw. just warning you ahead of time

[exactlysixtypoundsofangrywasps]

actually wait. that's just... already what snorting amphetamines does rofl. okay joke cancelled everybody go home (i am alone)

[exactlysixtypoundsofangrywasps]

also really glad i checked what 'pocd' means before i used a snappy little acronym because oh boy that's not the one i have luckily. sounds rough in a very different way. anyway the term 'pure ocd' is so funny to me. like yeah buddy. you see the shit in this vial? uncut crystalline self-loathing fresh from the lab on my uncle's farm. you snort this shit you'll be cowering in fear of opening yourself up to a meaningful connection for days. you want some? okay kiss me on the mouth

[exactlysixtypoundsofangrywasps]

you'd be snorting shit that makes you say no to getting your dick sucked btw. just warning you ahead of time

[exactlysixtypoundsofangrywasps]

also really glad i checked what 'pocd' means before i used a snappy little acronym because oh boy that's not the one i have luckily. sounds rough in a very different way. anyway the term 'pure ocd' is so funny to me. like yeah buddy. you see the shit in this vial? uncut crystalline self-loathing fresh from the lab on my uncle's farm. you snort this shit you'll be cowering in fear of opening yourself up to a meaningful connection for days. you want some? okay kiss me on the mouth

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also i don't know i might have some kind of obsessive compulsive disorder. obsessed with licking dick and compelled to sniff balls ahahaha but seriously the internal pressure to live up to some kind of nebulously ill defined standard is crushing and i've often felt like if i didn't push myself into being the Best Person Possible then i would die unhappy or live to regret not having had any 'real' connections or i would lose all my friends or something ironically the stress from that did lead to me losing a few friends, hahaaa woo. i always thought the "i have to do this or a Bad Thing will happen" of OCD was like. idk. not something that could actually happen but more like a sense of vague impending doom or a piano falling on your head or something so i'd never really considered it. my previous really good therapist retired and the clinic he works at is totally booked out anyway so it's whatever for now but hmmm, life is a journey of discovery and i am so not loving it

~*~DICKLICKERS UNITED 2024~*~

[exactlysixtypoundsofangrywasps]

i mean it seems so plausible right. "ouggggh i hate myself and i'm so autistic and stupid obviously the only logical conclusion is that i need to completely dismantle and rebuild everything about myself continuously" buuut maybe it's actually not! maybe that's kind of crazy. maybe the actual problem is that i just don't believe people when they tell me they like me, idk, sounds fake. it's not possible you'd actually just want to spend time with me for the sake of it or play a video game with me or suck my dick in a parking lot (<never getting over this one) because it just isn't <3 if i were any good i would like myself and i don't soooo. yeah. idk sweaty i think i would know right? and i wouldn't fuck me either so there it's really tiresome for me and definitely tiresome for others too. honestly anyone reading this who's still keepin in touch with me after all these years of being just completely head-in-a-cage insane is so fucking real for that. the ones who couldn't handle it are no less real but they're not here and that's on me so welp. honestly what's the point of this post. ough ough ough i sure am blogging i'm a monkey and i'm blogging look at me go. i'm reading an article about pure ocd and feeling seen and not liking it.

[exactlysixtypoundsofangrywasps]

also i don't know i might have some kind of obsessive compulsive disorder. obsessed with licking dick and compelled to sniff balls ahahaha but seriously the internal pressure to live up to some kind of nebulously ill defined standard is crushing and i've often felt like if i didn't push myself into being the Best Person Possible then i would die unhappy or live to regret not having had any 'real' connections or i would lose all my friends or something ironically the stress from that did lead to me losing a few friends, including one of my best, hahaaa woo :') i always thought the "i have to do this or a Bad Thing will happen" of OCD was like. idk. not something that could actually happen but more like a sense of vague impending doom or a piano falling on your head or something so i'd never really considered it. my previous really good therapist retired and the clinic he works at is totally booked out anyway so it's whatever for now but hmmm, life is a journey of discovery and i am so not loving it

~*~DICKLICKERS UNITED 2024~*~

[exactlysixtypoundsofangrywasps]

honestly what i appreciate about tumblr the most is all the women who are just unfiltered crazy fucking it up big time style. tits out posting about suicide no tags on anything just living deliciously. so aspirational. you go girls

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like naaaah i have considered the way i feel about myself and my gender very thoroughly you know? i did a nonbinary-ish thing for like five years or more. now i'm a dude again. cis and loving it. needed some time away from the game to relearn my appreciation for it. i really don't think i'd wanna be a woman beyond very superficial reasons but one of them is that the girls are out there making it look so fun <3 that is all

[exactlysixtypoundsofangrywasps]

honestly what i appreciate about tumblr the most is all the women who are just unfiltered crazy fucking it up big time style. tits out posting about suicide no tags on anything just living deliciously. so aspirational. you go girls

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deleted sideblog for now buuuut i do still wanna start a new blog.

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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[flockalyn]

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don't tell anybody but at night i go around and i suck the masculinity out of twinks and femboys while they sleep, like a mosquito. yeah and it accumulates in me like heavy metals inside of a predator buuut. that's a bear's burden to bear. no need to thank me for my service girls

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oughoughgoghooooogh accidentally jerked off with the cursed glove once again

[exactlysixtypoundsofangrywasps]

mentally ill in a way that should get me a free bus pass tbh

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mentally ill but not in a way that makes me popular on tumblr. that's really sad

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mentally ill in a way that would definitely make me kill myself if i were tumblr famous too so. mixed blessings

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mentally ill in a way that should get me a free bus pass tbh

[exactlysixtypoundsofangrywasps]

mentally ill but not in a way that makes me popular on tumblr. that's really sad

[exactlysixtypoundsofangrywasps]

mentally ill in a way that should get me a free bus pass tbh